Nick, Luttsy & Susie O’Neill Podcast Transcripts
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Latest Nick, Luttsy & Susie O’Neill transcripts
🤓 SMARTER THAN SUSE | Alphabet Soup
October 20, 2026
Susie O'Neill (0:25)
30 seconds, 5 questions, big money, playing for $1,700 bucks.
SPEAKER_2 (0:30)
Is it going up 5?
Susie O'Neill (0:31)
Anthony out of Carina, hello.
- 🤓 SMARTER THAN SUSE | Alphabet Soup
- 🎙️ BONUS | How Often Are People Falling off Cruiseships?
- 📻 FULL SHOW | He's From Texas I Can Tell
- 🤓 SMARTER THAN SUSE | Tensions are High!
- 📻 FULL SHOW | What Do You Bring to the Table?
- 🎙️ BONUS | Treating Dancing With the Stars Like it's a Sport
- 🤓 SMARTER THAN SUSE | Use it or Lose it
- 🎙️ BONUS | What's On for the Weekend
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Was Our Masked Swimmer Discovered?
- 🤓 SMARTER THAN SUSE | Dirty Martinis are Yucky
- 🎙️ BONUS | What is a Dilly Bag?
- 📻 FULL SHOW | The Kiwis are Doing What Now?
- 🤓 SMARTER THAN SUSE | Tell Them Luttsy Sent You
- 🎙️ BONUS | Potty Mouth Grandkids
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Holidaying With Your Mum
- 🤓 SMARTER THAN SUSE | Bahamas in Brisbane?
- 🎙️ BONUS | This Episode May Contain A Clue
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Nick's Weekend Wedding Woes
- 🤓 SMARTER THAN SUSE | A Birthday Bash!
- 🎙️ BONUS | We Live React to Powderfinger's Announcement!
- 📻 FULL SHOW | A Tiger Can't Change its Spots
- 🏆 SPORT-CEPTION | Ellyse Perry and Pat Carrigan Compare Notes on Playing in World Cups
- 📚 EXCLUSIVE CHAT | Lisa Wilkinson's Chronicle of the Only Australian Titanic Survivor
- 🤓 SMARTER THAN SUSE | This Family Could Field an Entire Sports Team
- 🎙️ BONUS | Another Classy Bonus Podcast
- 📻 FULL SHOW | We Asked AI Which TV Characters We Were
- 🐶 SCOOP DOGG | Definitive Proof That Powderfinger Are Reuniting!
- 🎙️ BONUS | What It's Like as a Special Effects Make-Up Artist
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Kids Love the Finger!
- 🤓 SMARTER THAN SUSE | Nick's Incredible Athletic Feat
- 🐶 SCOOP DOGG | The Cryptic Messages Revealing Powderfinger's Imminent Reunion?!
- 🎙️ BONUS | What on Earth was that NRL Pre-Game Entertainment?
- 🤓 SMARTER THAN SUSE | Why Are Public Servants So Secretive?
- 🥇 BRISBANE 2032 | Susie O'Neill Reacts to the Olympic Games Emblem
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Live from the Sweat Box
- 🌴 SPRING BREAK | Susie’s Great Flush Dilemma
- 🌴 SPRING BREAK | Nick Can’t Stop Thinking About This Man’s Smell
- 🌴 SPRING BREAK | Cops Called for a Bird Home Invasion
- 🌴 SPRING BREAK | $10K Wedding Rings Lost. Uninsured.
- 🌴 SPRING BREAK | Luttsy and Susie Mistaken for a Couple?
- 🌴 SPRING BREAK | Elton John’s Knees Are Necklaces
- 🌴 SPRING BREAK | Driver Caught Eating a Bagel at the Wheel
- 🤠 EXCLUSIVE CHAT | Brooks and Dunn are Coming Back to Queensland!
- 🌴 SPRING BREAK | Scream Résumé
- 🌴 SPRING BREAK | Bad Hair, Gold Medal
- 🌴 SPRING BREAK | Sorry I Missed Your Birth, I Had a Game
- 🎙️ BONUS | Are Smarties Overrated?
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Zoom Calls Gone Wrong
- 🏉 EXCLUSIVE CHAT | Tamika Upton Voices Her Concerns on the New NRLW Ball Size
- 🎙️ BONUS | Nick and Suse are Annoyed by their Last Names
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Jingle All The Way
- 🏏 EXCLUSIVE CHAT | Usman Khawaja's Kids Have Very Specific Holiday Demands
- 🎽 EXCLUSIVE CHAT | Bruce McAvaney's Heartfelt Tribute to Dennis Cometti
- 🎙️ BONUS | Skin Head Luttsy
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Nick Did Something Strange At the Gym
- 🎙️ BONUS | The BEST Aussie Workplace Nicknames
- 📻 FULL SHOW | We Crown Brisbane's BEST Coffee
- 🎙️ BONUS | The Cow-Sized Street Sign Gone MISSING
- 📻 FULL SHOW | How'd Ya Mum Embarrass You?
- 🎙️ BONUS | Susie's Son's Gnarly Surfing Injury
- 📻 FULL SHOW | It's Friday and We're Pumped Up
- 🦁 EXCLUSIVE | Dayne Zorko is a Lion for One More Year!
- 🎙️ BONUS | Our Worst Sharehouse Experiences
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Can Adults Still Cartwheel?
- 🎙️ BONUS | NSFW - That's NOT what Earholes are for!
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Smarter Than Suse gets WEIRD
- 🎙️ BONUS | Our Brand New (Temporary) Studio Test
- 📻 FULL SHOW | What 'Normal' Thing Can't You Do?
- 🎙️ BONUS | Susie is a MASSIVE fan of the Muppets
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Luttsy's Most Epic Gift Yet
- 🎙️ BONUS | What's The Deal With Washer-Dryer Combos?
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Corporations Hate Karens
- 🦁 EXCLUSIVE | Dayne Zorko Reveals How the Lions Celebrate Father's Day
- 🎙️ BONUS | Rejecting Short Sperm Donors
- 📻 FULL SHOW | How'd You Goof Up At Work?
- 🎙️ BONUS | Luttsy Interprets Suse's Spicy Dream
- 📻 FULL SHOW | We've Got a Plaque!
- 🎙️ BONUS | Suse on the Prowl at the Retirement Home
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Suse Smells Different Today
- 🎙️ BONUS | Forbidden Cousin Love
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Suse Digs A Hole She Can't Get Out Of
- 🎙️ BONUS | The Car Edition™
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Which TV Personality Did Susie Accidentally Pash?
- Nova 106.9 Delivers $40,000 Pay Day to Deserving Brisbane Winner!
- 🦁 EXCLUSIVE | Dayne Zorko and Luttsy Trade Back Injury Stories
- 🎙️ BONUS | The Origins and Storylines of Summer Bay
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Our Executive Producer Has a Shameful Secret Talent
- 🎙️ BONUS | Where Do Middle Names Come From?
- 📻 FULL SHOW | What a Way to Make a Livin'
- 👁️ EXCLUSIVE CHAT| Mel Tracina Gives Us the Gossip on Big Brother in Brisbane!
- 🎙️ BONUS | Can You Pull Off a Hat With Feathers?
- 📻 FULL SHOW | The Senior Zit-izen
- 🎙️ BONUS | Susie's Family Dental Appointment
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Luttsy's Cuck Chair
- 🎙️ BONUS | Suse's Spicy Weekend
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Putting the 'Fun' in Funeral
- 🎙️ BONUS | RIP Footy Season
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Do You Like Fat Beavers?
- 🎙️ BONUS | How Luttsy Became an Apocaloptimist
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Artificial and Ankle-Biter Intelligence
- 🎙️ BONUS | The Failed TV Shows We Never Got To Host
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Luttsy's Incredible Dishwashing Admission
- 🎙️ BONUS | Nick Wants To Be a LinkedIn Influencer
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Why Prime Susie O'Neill REFUSED to Pose Nude for Magazine
- 🎙️ BONUS | How Will Robert Irwin Go as Logies Host?
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Someone on the Team LOVES Hugging
- 🏉 FULL INTERVIEW | Does Pat Carrigan Have a Favourite Bubbler?
- 🎙️ BONUS | How the Ekka Showgrounds is Set to Change
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Mummy is Off to The Ekka
- 🎡 FERRIS DAY OFF | Some of Our Favourite Moments (Replayed)
- 📻 FULL SHOW | When Was Your Last Pash?
- 🎙️ BONUS | Nick Doesn't Know How Governors Work
- 🎙️ BONUS | Cheating on Your Workplace
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Brown Eye Bubblers
- 🎙️ BONUS | Why Nick is the Thumb of Our Team
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Unexpected Studio Nudity
- 🏃♀️ RUNNING OUT OF MONEY | The Story of Some Very Clever British Backpackers
- 🏉 FULL INTERVIEW | Pat Carrigan Gives Susie a Rub Down
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Gen Z Don't Google Anymore?
- 🎙️ BONUS | More Moolah for a Mooloolah Valley Bakery
- 🎙️ BONUS | Do People Actually Call on the Phone in 2026?
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Susie did WHAT with her Father-in-Law?
- 👟 FULL INTERVIEW | Sporty Spice and Luttsy ALMOST Matched on a Dating App?
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Nick's Dog is a Spoilt Bitch
- 🎙️ BONUS | Would Susie Coach the Chinese Olympic Team?
- 🎙️ BONUS | David Beckham and Ronaldo are Indian Cyclists?
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Pimps on the Pavement
- 🎙️ BONUS | Is Brisbane Host to the Biggest School in the World?
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Suse Needs a New Drinking Budgie
- 🎙️ BONUS | Suse's Bizarre Change Room Encounters
- 🎙️ BONUS | Nick's Fantasy Smut
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Luttsy is a Proud 'Dad'
- 🏃♂️ FULL INTERVIEW | Australia's Fastest Man in History Joins Nick, Luttsy & Susie O'Neill
- 🎙️ BONUS | Do Elderley People Make Love?
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Suse Makes An Outrageous Celebrity Comparision
- 🗣️ FULL INTERVIEW | Wil Anderson Gets Passionate About Delivery Window Times
- 🎤 FULL INTERVIEW | Amy Shark Reveals Her Biggest Icks
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Suse's Had a Marital Spat Over Which Reality TV Show?
- 🎙️ BONUS | What If You Couldn't Lose Anymore?
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Nick Antagonises Supermarket Workers
- 🎙️ BONUS | What's the Name of Our Show Again?
- 🍦 LEARN WITH LUTTSY | Luttsy Makes Ice-Cream Live In Studio!
- 🧠 FULL INTERVIEW | Mark Mathieson Reveals Which Host Would Last the Longest on Alone Australia
- 🎙️ BONUS | When Do You Wear a Pin?
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Susie Accidentally Shares Classified Information!
- 🎹 FULL INTERVIEW | Missy Higgins
- 🎙️ BONUS | In Defence of the Commonwealth Games
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Did Albo RUN OUT Susie?!
- 📻 FULL SHOW | Nick's Been Sabotaged!
- 🎙️ BONUS | Outrageous Delivery Fees
- FULL SHOW | Saltburn Kangaroos
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