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🎙️ BONUS | What's The Deal With Washer-Dryer Combos? September 4, 2026
📻 FULL SHOW | Corporations Hate Karens September 4, 2026
🦁 EXCLUSIVE | Dayne Zorko Reveals How the Lions Celebrate Father's Day September 4, 2026
🎙️ BONUS | Rejecting Short Sperm Donors September 3, 2026
📻 FULL SHOW | How'd You Goof Up At Work? September 3, 2026
🎙️ BONUS | Luttsy Interprets Suse's Spicy Dream September 2, 2026
📻 FULL SHOW | We've Got a Plaque! September 2, 2026
🎙️ BONUS | Suse on the Prowl at the Retirement Home September 1, 2026
📻 FULL SHOW | Suse Smells Different Today September 1, 2026
🎙️ BONUS | Forbidden Cousin Love August 31, 2026
📻 FULL SHOW | Suse Digs A Hole She Can't Get Out Of August 31, 2026
🎙️ BONUS | The Car Edition™ August 28, 2026
📻 FULL SHOW | Which TV Personality Did Susie Accidentally Pash? August 28, 2026
Nova 106.9 Delivers $40,000 Pay Day to Deserving Brisbane Winner! August 28, 2026
🦁 EXCLUSIVE | Dayne Zorko and Luttsy Trade Back Injury Stories August 28, 2026
🎙️ BONUS | The Origins and Storylines of Summer Bay August 27, 2026
📻 FULL SHOW | Our Executive Producer Has a Shameful Secret Talent August 27, 2026
🎙️ BONUS | Where Do Middle Names Come From? August 26, 2026
📻 FULL SHOW | What a Way to Make a Livin' August 26, 2026
👁️ EXCLUSIVE CHAT| Mel Tracina Gives Us the Gossip on Big Brother in Brisbane! August 26, 2026
🎙️ BONUS | Can You Pull Off a Hat With Feathers? August 25, 2026
📻 FULL SHOW | The Senior Zit-izen August 25, 2026
🎙️ BONUS | Susie's Family Dental Appointment August 24, 2026
📻 FULL SHOW | Luttsy's Cuck Chair August 24, 2026
🎙️ BONUS | Suse's Spicy Weekend August 21, 2026
📻 FULL SHOW | Putting the 'Fun' in Funeral August 21, 2026
🎙️ BONUS | RIP Footy Season August 20, 2026
📻 FULL SHOW | Do You Like Fat Beavers? August 20, 2026
🎙️ BONUS | How Luttsy Became an Apocaloptimist August 19, 2026
📻 FULL SHOW | Artificial and Ankle-Biter Intelligence August 19, 2026
🎙️ BONUS | The Failed TV Shows We Never Got To Host August 18, 2026
📻 FULL SHOW | Luttsy's Incredible Dishwashing Admission August 18, 2026
🎙️ BONUS | Nick Wants To Be a LinkedIn Influencer August 17, 2026
📻 FULL SHOW | Why Prime Susie O'Neill REFUSED to Pose Nude for Magazine August 17, 2026
🎙️ BONUS | How Will Robert Irwin Go as Logies Host? August 14, 2026
📻 FULL SHOW | Someone on the Team LOVES Hugging August 14, 2026
🏉 FULL INTERVIEW | Does Pat Carrigan Have a Favourite Bubbler? August 14, 2026
🎙️ BONUS | How the Ekka Showgrounds is Set to Change August 13, 2026
📻 FULL SHOW | Mummy is Off to The Ekka August 13, 2026
🎡 FERRIS DAY OFF | Some of Our Favourite Moments (Replayed) August 12, 2026
📻 FULL SHOW | When Was Your Last Pash? August 11, 2026
🎙️ BONUS | Nick Doesn't Know How Governors Work August 11, 2026
🎙️ BONUS | Cheating on Your Workplace August 10, 2026
📻 FULL SHOW | Brown Eye Bubblers August 10, 2026
🎙️ BONUS | Why Nick is the Thumb of Our Team August 7, 2026
📻 FULL SHOW | Unexpected Studio Nudity August 7, 2026
🏃♀️ RUNNING OUT OF MONEY | The Story of Some Very Clever British Backpackers August 7, 2026
🏉 FULL INTERVIEW | Pat Carrigan Gives Susie a Rub Down August 7, 2026
📻 FULL SHOW | Gen Z Don't Google Anymore? August 6, 2026
🎙️ BONUS | More Moolah for a Mooloolah Valley Bakery August 6, 2026
🎙️ BONUS | Do People Actually Call on the Phone in 2026? August 5, 2026
📻 FULL SHOW | Susie did WHAT with her Father-in-Law? August 5, 2026
👟 FULL INTERVIEW | Sporty Spice and Luttsy ALMOST Matched on a Dating App? August 4, 2026
📻 FULL SHOW | Nick's Dog is a Spoilt Bitch August 4, 2026
🎙️ BONUS | Would Susie Coach the Chinese Olympic Team? August 4, 2026
🎙️ BONUS | David Beckham and Ronaldo are Indian Cyclists? August 3, 2026
📻 FULL SHOW | Pimps on the Pavement August 3, 2026
🎙️ BONUS | Is Brisbane Host to the Biggest School in the World? July 31, 2026
📻 FULL SHOW | Suse Needs a New Drinking Budgie July 30, 2026
🎙️ BONUS | Suse's Bizarre Change Room Encounters July 30, 2026
🎙️ BONUS | Nick's Fantasy Smut July 29, 2026
📻 FULL SHOW | Luttsy is a Proud 'Dad' July 29, 2026
🏃♂️ FULL INTERVIEW | Australia's Fastest Man in History Joins Nick, Luttsy & Susie O'Neill July 28, 2026
🎙️ BONUS | Do Elderley People Make Love? July 28, 2026
📻 FULL SHOW | Suse Makes An Outrageous Celebrity Comparision July 28, 2026
🗣️ FULL INTERVIEW | Wil Anderson Gets Passionate About Delivery Window Times July 27, 2026
🎤 FULL INTERVIEW | Amy Shark Reveals Her Biggest Icks July 27, 2026
📻 FULL SHOW | Suse's Had a Marital Spat Over Which Reality TV Show? July 27, 2026
🎙️ BONUS | What If You Couldn't Lose Anymore? July 27, 2026
📻 FULL SHOW | Nick Antagonises Supermarket Workers July 24, 2026
🎙️ BONUS | What's the Name of Our Show Again? July 24, 2026
🍦 LEARN WITH LUTTSY | Luttsy Makes Ice-Cream Live In Studio! July 24, 2026
🧠 FULL INTERVIEW | Mark Mathieson Reveals Which Host Would Last the Longest on Alone Australia July 23, 2026
🎙️ BONUS | When Do You Wear a Pin? July 23, 2026
📻 FULL SHOW | Susie Accidentally Shares Classified Information! July 23, 2026
🎹 FULL INTERVIEW | Missy Higgins July 22, 2026
🎙️ BONUS | In Defence of the Commonwealth Games July 22, 2026
📻 FULL SHOW | Did Albo RUN OUT Susie?! July 22, 2026
📻 FULL SHOW | Nick's Been Sabotaged! July 21, 2026
🎙️ BONUS | Outrageous Delivery Fees July 21, 2026
FULL SHOW | Saltburn Kangaroos January 24, 2024
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