🎙️ BONUS | Forbidden Cousin Love

**Kip Wightman** (0:05)
Welcome to the bonus.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:08)
Bonus.

**David Lutteral** (0:09)
I had a really great weekend, but I don't like when you get that... You know, when you've got a mate that sends you tips, horse racing tips, which I get every Saturday. Every Saturday I get it. Matt Rudolph said he can't come on my birthday, by the way.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:22)
Why?

**David Lutteral** (0:23)
I don't know, he just said he couldn't come, he had something else on.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:25)
Well, don't ask his brother Greg instead.

**Kip Wightman** (0:28)
Oh, you're kissing cousins.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:29)
Yeah, that's my cousin.
Dad, I room with. That's why he said that.

**David Lutteral** (0:36)
I didn't have a punt Saturday, because I had other things going on, but then you get that. I hope you'll follow the mail today gents, unbelievable results.

**Kip Wightman** (0:44)
But like how many times does this guy, how many times does he mail good?

**David Lutteral** (0:47)
Every week. I mean, no.

**Kip Wightman** (0:50)
I always get tips from mates, and they're always shit. And then the one time they go up, they let you know about it.

**David Lutteral** (0:55)
I mean, yeah, on an average week, he might tip one or two winners, but that text suggests to me there's probably six winners out of nine or something.

**Kip Wightman** (1:01)
Oh, God.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:02)
That wasn't Matt specifically, was it?

**David Lutteral** (1:03)
No, no, no, no, no, this is a different dude.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:05)
Full stop, start a new sentence, just in case it's, you know, interferes with Matt's job or something.

**David Lutteral** (1:10)
No, yeah, this has nothing to do with Matt Rudolph, but you just reminded me what you said.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:14)
He's high up in the BRC.

**David Lutteral** (1:16)
You mentioned him, something, didn't you?

**Susie O'Neill** (1:18)
Greg, Matt.

**David Lutteral** (1:19)
You mentioned him. For some reason, I thought of Matt Rudolph then.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:22)
Because you just mentioned him before. You said he can't come to your birthday.

**David Lutteral** (1:24)
Yeah, but something triggered me about that.

**Kip Wightman** (1:27)
I think it was just horse racing.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:28)
I said Greg. I said I've got someone who does it to me since Tips.

**David Lutteral** (1:33)
Oh, I got you.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:33)
And you in your head thought that must be Greg, because Greg's my cousin.

**Kip Wightman** (1:37)
Yes, yes, yes.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:38)
And then you thought, Matt Greg's Matt's brother.

**Kip Wightman** (1:39)
Matt Rudolph. Isn't it funny how brains work?

**David Lutteral** (1:41)
Yeah, and then Matt Rudolph's not coming to my party.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:43)
Yes, so you probably didn't get any of that.

**Kip Wightman** (1:45)
No, you're just saying names right now. I have no idea what's going on.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:47)
Matt Rudolph's her cousin.

**David Lutteral** (1:48)
But I also went to school with Matt Rudolph.

**Kip Wightman** (1:50)
Right, okay.

**David Lutteral** (1:52)
We have these weird connections.

**Kip Wightman** (1:52)
Actually, Luttsy's got connections with a few of my cousins.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:55)
I was roomed with Greg once or twice.

**David Lutteral** (1:57)
So we went to the Melbourne Cup with Nova, and for some reason, Greg, who's got enough money to pay for his own hotel room, they both decide they're going to share a hotel room together on Nova's money.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:08)
I had a spare room, a spare bed. Oh, yes, yeah, you didn't sleep in the same bed.

**Kip Wightman** (2:12)
Does that weird share a room with your adult cousin?

**Susie O'Neill** (2:14)
Yeah, male adult cousin.

**Kip Wightman** (2:15)
Yeah, not at all.

**David Lutteral** (2:16)
That's why we start saying kissing cousins.

**Kip Wightman** (2:18)
I see, that's where it comes from.

**David Lutteral** (2:19)
She kind of loves Greg in a cousin-y kind of way.

**Kip Wightman** (2:21)
Yeah, in that armistice. In a forbidden kind of way.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:23)
Yeah, we have a weird relationship.

**David Lutteral** (2:26)
Can't say I've got a cousin I've got a crush on.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:28)
I don't have a crush on him. I like him as a friend.
I'm closer with him than my own brother.

**David Lutteral** (2:35)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:35)
Because he's more like a, you know, brothers.

**David Lutteral** (2:37)
It's like a brotherly thing.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:38)
It's a brother thing, except he's my cousin.

**David Lutteral** (2:40)
I didn't mean crush. I mean, yeah, he's probably not so close to you.

**Kip Wightman** (2:42)
It's because he's always going to be nice to you, because your cousin, your brothers, can roll you up the wrong way and say what they want.