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📻 FULL SHOW | The Kiwis are Doing What Now?

Nick, Luttsy & Susie O’Neill

October 15, 2026

Today's show features quite a bit of love for our resident make-up artist Phoebe, who is helping our Masked Swimmer slip into her disguise. We'll reveal exactly where she was on tomorrow's show! ON TODAY'S SHOW!1. Introduction2. Overnight News with Suse3. Did You Get Powderfinger Tickets?4.

Speakers Susie O'Neill, David Lutteral, Pat Carrigan

TopicsComedy

SPEAKER_2 (0:05)

Hey, welcome to the show, everyone. Thursday, the 15th of October, known as the makeup show.

Susie O'Neill (0:10)

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I was being dressed up for the Masked Swimmer, the whole show, by Phoebe.

Yeah, great job. It was delightful.

SPEAKER_2 (0:20)

It's great.

Susie O'Neill (0:20)

Phoebe is a good vibe.

SPEAKER_2 (0:21)

Yeah, imagine if Phoebe was a terrible vibe.

SPEAKER_5 (0:23)

Yeah, that'd be awful.

David Lutteral (0:25)

She's been here for three hours.

SPEAKER_2 (0:26)

Yeah, making convo, listening to the show. I like that Phoebe reacts to what we do on air.

SPEAKER_7 (0:30)

It is good. It's quite nice.

David Lutteral (0:31)

I found myself looking to Phoebe for validation at several points today. I'm not even kidding.

SPEAKER_2 (0:37)

It's fun.

SPEAKER_4 (0:38)

I got nervous once for some reason.

David Lutteral (0:39)

Because Phoebe is listening.

SPEAKER_8 (0:40)

What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_2 (0:42)

The hot sheep?

David Lutteral (0:43)

Yeah, the hot sheep bit was weird.

SPEAKER_2 (0:45)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_1 (0:46)

She was rightly judging us.

Susie O'Neill (0:47)

Phoebe's got a very validating face.

SPEAKER_9 (0:49)

Yeah, friendly. Yes.

David Lutteral (0:52)

Validating face.

SPEAKER_2 (0:54)

Often makeup artists are very like, almost like hairdressers, like you're very good because you're talking to that person for so long and you're doing the makeup for so long. Great with people.

David Lutteral (1:00)

Yeah, part of the skill set, isn't it? Otherwise, you can have someone boring, you're senseless, or talking rubbish, annoying you.

SPEAKER_2 (1:07)

Yeah. Do you get over talking to people when you're doing it?

SPEAKER_1 (1:11)

Depends on the person. Yeah. Well, exactly.

SPEAKER_7 (1:14)

Talk underwater. Yeah.

SPEAKER_4 (1:15)

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_2 (1:17)

Well, anyway, so the master...

Susie O'Neill (1:17)

Phoebe can talk underwater.

SPEAKER_1 (1:19)

Sorry.

SPEAKER_2 (1:21)

Hello, Susan.

SPEAKER_5 (1:21)

Oh, because she's off mic.

Susie O'Neill (1:22)

She's off mic. I don't think anyone would have heard that.

SPEAKER_1 (1:24)

No.

SPEAKER_2 (1:24)

These mics are very...

Susie O'Neill (1:25)

Phoebe said it depends on the person, whether she enjoys it or not, but she can talk underwater and she's very good at it. Well, I had it that last bit. You had it a lot.

David Lutteral (1:32)

Why are you putting words in Phoebe's mouth there? She didn't say she was very good at talking.

SPEAKER_1 (1:36)

I know. I don't know why.

SPEAKER_4 (1:37)

She just said she talks a lot.

Susie O'Neill (1:38)

I just wanted to add that.

David Lutteral (1:39)

Okay.

SPEAKER_2 (1:39)

And chuck that in there. Okay. Well, good luck, Suze.

Susie O'Neill (1:43)

Thank you.

SPEAKER_2 (1:44)

You're heading out there. We'll find out how it goes tomorrow. Hell of a show for you, though.

David Lutteral (1:49)

Susie Owning.

Susie O'Neill (2:01)

Good morning, Brisbane. I'm Susie Owning.

With the top three things you need to know heading into today, Thursday, the 15th of October, what, Luttsy? You look at me like I've made a mistake.

SPEAKER_4 (2:11)

Pausing, so people can say good morning, Susie, in the car.

Susie O'Neill (2:16)

Really? So like quite a big gap.

David Lutteral (2:20)

You just like, we've done this every day. You forgot to know that.

Susie O'Neill (2:24)

No, I thought I had a pause.

SPEAKER_7 (2:26)

I got it.

David Lutteral (2:26)

It's a bit long.

SPEAKER_7 (2:27)

Okay.

SPEAKER_2 (2:28)

Do you want to try it again?

SPEAKER_7 (2:30)

Here's your Overnight News with Suse.

Susie O'Neill (2:34)

Good morning, Brisbane. I'm Susie O'Neill.

David Lutteral (2:37)

Good morning, Susie.

Susie O'Neill (2:39)

With the top three things you need to know, heading into today, Thursday the 15th of October.

Hundreds of Brisbane families are scrambling to find childcare this morning after seven centres across the city suddenly shut their doors. What a nightmare. The Edge early learning centres closed yesterday, with some parents given just 48 hours notice to make other arrangements.

SPEAKER_2 (3:00)

Like closed all together?

Susie O'Neill (3:02)

Yeah, I knew they were in a bit of trouble financially.

SPEAKER_1 (3:04)

Oh jeez.

Susie O'Neill (3:04)

Centres in Kelvin Grove, Milton, South Brisbane and West End are among those affected.

SPEAKER_2 (3:08)

Oh, that would be a nightmare.

SPEAKER_1 (3:09)

What a nightmare.

SPEAKER_2 (3:10)

And having to go to work today and then realising your child isn't going to childcare?

Susie O'Neill (3:13)

What do you do? What do you do?

SPEAKER_2 (3:14)

I don't know. Bring them to work or take a day off, I guess. Wow.

Susie O'Neill (3:19)

Tough.

The Kangaroos take on New Zealand in Sydney tonight with Broncos superstar Reece Walsh set to make his World Cup debut. Coach Kevin Walters has given Walsh the full back jersey ahead of James Tedesco, who's being rested after the big NRL Finals campaign. God, he'd be spewing.

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