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📻 FULL SHOW | What 'Normal' Thing Can't You Do?

Nick, Luttsy & Susie O’Neill

September 8, 2026

Nick has discovered one of his friends cannot ride a bicycle and it's inspired one of the most fascinating radio topics we've discussed this year. We've also narrowed down our search for Brisbane's best coffee to the Top 5! ON TODAY'S SHOW!1. Introduction2.
Speakers: Nick, Susie O'Neill, David Lutteral, Ash Bradnam

Topics: Comedy

**Nick** (0:04)
Hey, big show today. What is it? Tuesday the 8th of September.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:09)
You know what's coming up?
25 years of September 11 25 years this year of the bombing of the Twin Towers, etc. I literally just saw...

**SPEAKER_4** (0:19)
That's Friday, is it?

**David Lutteral** (0:20)
It's Sandra Sully.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:23)
That's what I saw.
Sandra Sully announcing it. I love Sandra Sully. I think she used to be a PE teacher. Did she?

**SPEAKER_4** (0:32)
I'm pretty sure she's from Brisbane.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:34)
All the best media people are from Brisbane.

**SPEAKER_1** (0:37)
Yeah, they are.

**Nick** (0:39)
25 years since September 11

**Susie O'Neill** (0:40)
Amanda Keller.

**Nick** (0:42)
Amanda Keller. Michael Kinross on the Today Show on the Weekend Today Show.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:48)
Can you say Carl and Peter Stefanowicz are from Brisbane?

**Nick** (0:51)
He grew up in the outback with no shoes and sausage sandwiches.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:53)
And Churchy.

**Nick** (0:54)
He went to Churchy.

**SPEAKER_4** (0:55)
Brisbane.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:57)
Amanda Keller.

**Nick** (0:58)
One of the great private schools.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:59)
Sonia Kruger.

**Nick** (1:00)
Churchy is the most expensive boys' private school now. Churchy and Grandma, I believe.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:04)
Oh, is that true?

**Nick** (1:06)
Hmm. Churchy.
Most expensive boys' private school.

**Ash Bradnam** (1:10)
They can't even win a rugby game.

**Nick** (1:11)
I know. They're horrible.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:12)
Well, maybe they're focusing on the academic.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:14)
Yeah. Psst!

**Nick** (1:18)
Loser! Anyway, sorry.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:20)
It's more life and sport, guys. No, it's not.

**SPEAKER_4** (1:24)
No, it's not.

**Nick** (1:25)
You actually tell us about science in the show today.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:27)
I do. Good segue.

**Nick** (1:29)
Yeah, you do.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:30)
Weird science.

**Nick** (1:30)
You do weird science.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:32)
I like that. It was fun.

**Nick** (1:33)
It was a bit of fun. Maybe it could be a regular segment. Anyway, it's just fun. Just listen.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:36)
What else do we do? We did something else fun. Oh, you did that fun thing about your friend not being able to do something.
I couldn't ride a bike. What a loser.

**Ash Bradnam** (1:45)
Probably went to church.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:47)
She was a girl.

**Nick** (1:48)
She went to St. Peter's.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:49)
Exactly.

**Nick** (1:57)
Tuesday time.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:59)
Happy Tuesday. Tuesday time. Tuesday.
Tuesday.

**Nick** (2:03)
Shouldn't be as warm today.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:05)
I was a bit drizzly last night.

**Nick** (2:07)
A little bit wet.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:08)
Was it?
Yeah. Did you? We were just had a chat about that.

**Nick** (2:12)
We were talking about the weather. So he's got woken up by Cliff overnight.
He tugged on her. He what?

**Susie O'Neill** (2:17)
He tugged on me.

**Nick** (2:18)
Tugged on you?

**Susie O'Neill** (2:20)
On my clothes.

**Nick** (2:20)
To say what?

**Susie O'Neill** (2:21)
To say something's on fire. And I said, Cliff, it's outside. It's the air. The air smells like fire at the moment.

**Ash Bradnam** (2:28)
Geez, I didn't get that where I was.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:29)
It was really smoky at Western suburbs.

**Nick** (2:33)
The sinuses were going nuts.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:34)
Yeah, so was mine. So were mine.

**Nick** (2:35)
I felt dried out.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:37)
Anyway, it's the second break on their weather now. And my sleep.

**Nick** (2:42)
It's weird.
I felt Luttsy was coming in today, and I was talking to the producers there in the booth, and then I heard his voice as I turned around, three tradies? And I'm like, oh, g'day, g'day, fellas. Where were you? Just here. There's tradies all in here now.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:55)
They start early.

**David Lutteral** (2:55)
On the way in, there was a shirtless guy.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:59)
Was there? Why did he have his shirt off?

**Ash Bradnam** (3:01)
I think he was putting his high vis on.

**Susie O'Neill** (3:03)
Oh, okay.

**Ash Bradnam** (3:03)
But he sort of looked at me and I looked at him.

**Nick** (3:05)
We're going to the same place, yeah?

**Susie O'Neill** (3:07)
Yeah. It's weird, isn't it, seeing them roll around here?

**David Lutteral** (3:09)
I don't think anyone's told them that we're in here, so they're thinking, who the hell are these guys?

**Nick** (3:12)
They were a bit confused when they saw me.

**Susie O'Neill** (3:13)
The office is being dismantled.

**Nick** (3:15)
And we look very different, like we're dressed very differently to them, obviously.

**Susie O'Neill** (3:18)
Do you put a deeper voice on when you see a tradie?

**Nick** (3:20)
Yeah, g'day, boys.

**Susie O'Neill** (3:21)
G'day, fellas.

**Nick** (3:22)

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