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Nick, Luttsy & Susie O’Neill

October 7, 2026

Suse takes on Carissa from Birkdale on today's edition of Smarter than Suse. Love what you hear?

Speakers Nick, Carissa, Luttsy

TopicsComedy

Nick (0:27)

30 seconds, five questions, planning for $800. Our player today, Suse, is Carissa from Birkdale.

OK, OK, OK, Carissa, I'm out of here.

Carissa (0:39)

Yeah, good luck.

Nick (0:40)

See you, Suse.

Luttsy (0:41)

Carissa, so I've just heard some thing on the TV saying Melbourne's the world's friendliest city, like spammy.

Nick (0:48)

Can't be.

Luttsy (0:49)

Ridiculous.

Nick (0:50)

Not with their weather. Well, there ain't anything.

Luttsy (0:54)

OK, well, big, big bucks. 800, Carissa.

Nick (0:58)

And not one, but two BYD cars up for grabs, Carissa. We draw that one in a couple of months, end of the year. They're amazing cars, the BYD. I drive one myself.

That would be amazing.

Luttsy (1:09)

There you go. Let's put that get that 800 towards that next holiday for you. Rock and roll.

Nick (1:14)

OK, see you.

Luttsy (1:16)

All right. Well, we've got Carissa's... Oh, no, I haven't got Carissa anywhere. We've got Susan in the...

in wherever she goes these days. I don't even know where she goes. She goes through a doorway and disappears now. The construction site. The construction site, yeah. Anyway, good luck, Carissa. Five questions, 30 seconds. 800 bucks of weights, potentially.

Sorry. Get the Galveston. Galveston! I've got some issues at the moment. It's always at that moment of the day. It really is. So weird. So weird. Carissa, your time starts now. Which children's novel by EB. White is about a pig befriending a spider?

Carissa (1:54)

Charlotte's Web.

Luttsy (1:55)

What was the name of the 2011 internet fad that had people laying flat in weird places?

Carissa (2:01)

I don't know.

Luttsy (2:03)

What controversial festival is held every year in the Spanish city of Pamplona?

Nick (2:09)

Running with the Bulls.

Luttsy (2:10)

All Levi's genes have a patch depicting two of which animal?

Carissa (2:15)

Bull.

Luttsy (2:16)

Spell mongoose.

Nick (2:21)

Time, time for that one.

Luttsy (2:22)

A bit wordy, the old questions. Running with the Bulls.

Nick (2:26)

We were talking about that yesterday.

Luttsy (2:27)

And the Levi answer was what?

Nick (2:31)

She didn't get that one right. I think you said Bulls for Levi. Yeah, yeah.

Luttsy (2:36)

Okay, let's release the beast.

All right, I'm jealous of your Brisson 2032 shirt. Thank you. In fairness, no, don't say thank you. I'm jealous.

Nick (3:06)

Isn't that a compliment?

Luttsy (3:08)

Don't you say thank you to them? I am jealous. What would you say to that? You're complimenting the Sherpies. You're also saying you're jealous. What should I say? You should apologize.

Oh, sorry.

I'm sorry you didn't get one. We don't even apologize, do we? No, because that's the first sign of weakness. Yeah, exactly. And they did give me one on the night, but I gave it to Lockie Kennedy. Yeah. So we could get some photos. I think you did request for them to be dropped off here at the office. Yeah, they said that we're going to send them. I got one. Wait, how did yours arrive here? In a little box. Oh, terrific. By the mailman.

Nick (3:36)

It just said Susie O'Neill and no one else.

Luttsy (3:38)

Did it?

Nick (3:39)

No.

Luttsy (3:40)

Did you check the box? Was there only one shirt?

Nick (3:43)

Hang on. Oh, come on. Here we go, get the box out.

Luttsy (3:47)

What's in there? Have you even looked at it properly?

Nick (3:49)

What's in the box?

Luttsy (3:50)

Nah, just said yours. Just one. Yeah, it's just for you.

Nick (3:53)

It says to Ms. Susan O'Neill.

Luttsy (3:54)

Okay, so it's just for you. Okay, no.

Okay, if you're listening. Brent, you know, Nick probably wants one too. Well, you didn't come to the launch. You should have come to that.

Nick (4:02)

I actually didn't even know it was on.

Luttsy (4:04)

And you got child.

Nick (4:05)

Yeah.

Luttsy (4:06)

All right, Susan, this is about you. Okay. 800 bucks on the line. Carissa waiting. She has her answers in the cam.

Five questions. On the clock. Your time, whatever, your time starts now. Which children's novel by EB. White is about a pig befriending a spider? Charlotte's Web. What was the name of the 2011 Internet fad that had people laying flat in weird places? Planking. What controversial festival is held every year in the Spanish city of Pamplona? Running with the Bulls.

All Levi's jeans have a patch depicting two of which animal? Horses. Spell mongoose. M-O-N-G-O-O-S-E. Stop it.

Damn. Very, very good. I hear your pen moving.

Nick (4:52)

As I said, the answer.

Luttsy (4:53)

Really?

Could you tell which way I was going? I think so.

Nick (4:56)

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