📻 FULL SHOW | These Babysitter Stories Are Wild
Nick, Luttsy & Susie O’Neill
October 21, 2026
On today's show, Suse goes rogue when giving out Masked Swimmer clues, and upon hearing about the decline of teenage babysitters, Nick shares a story that in his own words will "rock you to your core". ON TODAY'S SHOW!1. Introduction2. Overnight News With Suse3. Game Roulette: The Stress Test4.
Speakers David Lutteral, Kip Wightman, Susie O'Neill
TopicsComedy
David Lutteral (0:04)
Right, okay.
Kip Wightman (0:06)
Right, okay, welcome to the show, Wednesday, 21st of October. Good show today. Discussed babysitter's stuff gone wrong.
Susie O'Neill (0:14)
That was funny. You said before the show that your story would rock me. It rocked me. Good. I thought you were over talking it.
Kip Wightman (0:22)
No, I said it would rock you. I said you and producer Lockie would rock you, and Lockie thought it was very funny, but... It rocked you.
SPEAKER_5 (0:27)
How did it go with you, Lock?
SPEAKER_6 (0:29)
Um, I can't say I was rocked.
Kip Wightman (0:32)
If you came home and a babysitter who you didn't know had breastfed Milo, you wouldn't be a bit annoyed?
SPEAKER_6 (0:38)
I don't know if annoyed is the word I'd use. I'd be confused.
Kip Wightman (0:40)
I'd be pissed off if I came home and my child had been breastfed by someone else.
SPEAKER_6 (0:44)
It's all the same stuff.
Susie O'Neill (0:45)
I'd hope she was clean.
Kip Wightman (0:46)
Yeah, because exactly.
David Lutteral (0:47)
What do you mean? She had dirty nipples.
Kip Wightman (0:50)
Bad milk.
David Lutteral (0:51)
What's clean mean?
Kip Wightman (0:52)
It can give them upset stomachs.
Susie O'Neill (0:53)
I don't know.
SPEAKER_8 (0:54)
Dirty nipples.
David Lutteral (0:54)
No, I agree it's wrong, but yeah.
SPEAKER_8 (0:57)
Sweaty nipples can get dirty.
SPEAKER_6 (0:58)
I think if I came home and he was asleep.
David Lutteral (1:00)
Who the person breastfeeding?
SPEAKER_6 (1:05)
My attitude to parenting is like, if he's asleep, he's chill, that's fine. Do whatever you need to do to calm him down.
Kip Wightman (1:11)
You wouldn't be using that sitter again.
SPEAKER_6 (1:13)
No, you wouldn't.
Kip Wightman (1:13)
He'd be going, see you later.
Anyway, you'll hear that in there. What else we got today, Suse? We had Luttsy.
Susie O'Neill (1:20)
It's a very good question.
Kip Wightman (1:21)
We had Couples Connection, which was a shit show.
Susie O'Neill (1:24)
The phones all day were a bit funny.
SPEAKER_1 (1:26)
They were crackly the whole time.
Susie O'Neill (1:27)
Crackly the whole time.
David Lutteral (1:28)
Yeah, we've got issues, guys, problems with the phones.
Kip Wightman (1:31)
And Jackarandas. We talk Jackarandas.
SPEAKER_6 (1:33)
I was going to say, just use the text line, then. These podcasters, they're not able to call...
Kip Wightman (1:37)
So true.
SPEAKER_9 (1:38)
and listen to the podcasts anyway.
David Lutteral (1:39)
That's a good point.
SPEAKER_6 (1:40)
So you might as well just text us with any feedback you have on the show.
Susie O'Neill (1:43)
Are there any texts there?
David Lutteral (1:44)
Text your name, by the way.
I've got one here from... It finishes 415 and it just sounds... I've heard other stations going, 415 writes in saying, unfortunately, Gaviscon won't fix that kind of burning. Which is one that actually was said.
Kip Wightman (1:59)
So we're talking about Sex on Fire, Kings of Leo.
SPEAKER_8 (2:01)
Sex on Fire, Kings of Leo.
David Lutteral (2:02)
I don't know the person's name. I'm not going to say 415
Kip Wightman (2:05)
Yeah, see, Tim, underneath that, Tim here from Indooroopilly. Then he writes the text.
David Lutteral (2:08)
Yeah, exactly. We already had Tim's name.
Kip Wightman (2:10)
What did Tim say? He reckons he knows your location for the Masked Swimmer.
David Lutteral (2:15)
Well, Sheree writes, but I haven't got her name at this point, Redskins have become Red Rippers, Chico Babies have become Cheekies and Gollywog Biscuits have become Scallywags. We didn't mention on air for obvious reasons.
SPEAKER_8 (2:25)
But then she wrote in another text, this is Sheree.
Kip Wightman (2:29)
See, thanks Sheree for clarifying that. We couldn't read on air as Luttsy said, but it's good to know. So we go around the world today. Enjoy the show.
Susie O'Neill (2:46)
Here's what's been trending overnight. New trans-
SPEAKER_9 (2:51)
What's that word?
Susie O'Neill (2:53)
Trans-
David Lutteral (2:53)
urban? New trans-
Susie O'Neill (2:55)
urban? Trans- urban.
SPEAKER_6 (2:58)
Trans- gendons, don't we?
Kip Wightman (3:00)
Yeah, trans-
Susie O'Neill (3:01)
New trans- urban data shows Brisbane's motorway traffic is spreading beyond the traditional peak hours. As more people start and finish work earlier. I think we all know that.
If you could get in the autumn days, if I was swimming at the Valley Pool, if I could get on the freeway by 5pm, it was fine. I could get home to Sunnybank.
David Lutteral (3:17)
So wouldn't it be better if people were spreading their time home?
Susie O'Neill (3:20)
No, because I think there's just more people. So peak hour starts from like 2 o'clock.
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