🤓 SMARTER THAN SUSE | This Family Could Field an Entire Sports Team
Nick, Luttsy & Susie O’Neill
October 8, 2026
Suse takes on Ashleigh from Carina Heights on today's edition of Smarter than Suse. Love what you hear?
Speakers Kip Wightman, Ashleigh, Susie O'Neill, David Lutteral, Ash Bradnam
TopicsComedy
Kip Wightman (0:27)
30 seconds, five questions. Rare Air, we are playing for $900.
Our player today from Corina Heights is Ashleigh. Hello, Ashleigh.
Ashleigh (0:39)
Hi.
Susie O'Neill (0:39)
I know I don't usually speak to you guys, but you've got six sons?
Ashleigh (0:46)
Yes, we have six sons.
Kip Wightman (0:48)
Oh, wow.
Susie O'Neill (0:50)
That's a lot of males.
Kip Wightman (0:52)
A lot of testosterone in that house.
Susie O'Neill (0:54)
I guess they're testosterone, but they're so little. I don't know if the testosterone has kicked in.
Kip Wightman (0:56)
What sort of car do you have?
Ashleigh (0:59)
Yeah, we've got two 14-year-olds, a 12-year-old, 11-year-old, a six-year-old, and a four-month-old baby.
Kip Wightman (1:04)
Did you, can I ask, it might be too personal, but did you keep going because you were trying to get a girl after like boys three or four?
Ashleigh (1:10)
No, we were happy either way.
Kip Wightman (1:11)
Okay.
David Lutteral (1:12)
They wanted a bloody team.
Kip Wightman (1:13)
Yeah, they wanted a full team.
David Lutteral (1:15)
Yeah. So do you get them in one car?
Ashleigh (1:19)
Yeah, at this point.
David Lutteral (1:21)
What car?
Kip Wightman (1:26)
Oh, I'm out of here.
Ash Bradnam (1:29)
Suse is gone.
Kip Wightman (1:30)
Sorry, Suse. Sorry to hear that, Suse.
All right. Well, you're sending Suse to the BYD Soundproof booth. Good news, because you can win two BYDs, Ash. We're giving those away really in a matter of months. At the end of the year.
Ashleigh (1:46)
That'd be amazing.
Kip Wightman (1:47)
Just for playing. I don't know if you'll fit your soccer team in the BYDs, but actually over two, you would if you won both cars. Yeah, that might work.
David Lutteral (1:57)
OK, let's rock and roll, mate.
Kip Wightman (1:59)
Let's rock and roll. Am I on?
Ash Bradnam (2:01)
You're on, young boy.
Kip Wightman (2:03)
Your mic's on.
David Lutteral (2:07)
OK, here we go, Ashleigh. Nine hundred dollars up for grabs here. So we're well and truly in the Groban territory here. Big money. Good luck. Ashleigh from Carina Heights.
30 seconds on the clock. Your time starts now. Who was the longest serving monarch in the history of the United Kingdom?
Ashleigh (2:26)
Don't know.
David Lutteral (2:27)
TFW is internet slang for what?
Ashleigh (2:32)
Don't know.
David Lutteral (2:33)
What do you call an organism that lives in or on a host animal?
Ashleigh (2:38)
Bacteria.
David Lutteral (2:39)
Indoor volleyball has how many players per team on the court during play? 10 What is 17 times 4?
56 Fraction there, I reckon. 56 was that answer, wasn't it? Yeah, pretty tough on a day.
Kip Wightman (3:02)
Yeah, that was tough.
David Lutteral (3:04)
I think you might be in trouble, though, a little bit of trouble here, Ashleigh. We'll put you on hold and release the bees. I know you're complaining about the noise of a pen yesterday.
Kip Wightman (3:35)
That was me.
David Lutteral (3:36)
So I've just put your computer up there, so it's a little bit less noise.
Susie O'Neill (3:40)
Thank you, David.
SPEAKER_1 (3:42)
I'm thankful for that.
David Lutteral (3:44)
Thank you.
Susie O'Neill (3:45)
I appreciate that.
Kip Wightman (3:46)
I wonder if she's got the spinny wheel of games next to her, hasn't moved it all morning.
David Lutteral (3:49)
Oh yeah, why is it supposed to go back in its place?
Kip Wightman (3:51)
It's very close to you. Don't worry about it now.
Susie O'Neill (3:54)
But you're right, why isn't it...
SPEAKER_1 (3:56)
Why did no one move this?
Kip Wightman (3:58)
Whose job is that?
Susie O'Neill (3:59)
Number two.
David Lutteral (4:00)
Lucky, remove it.
Susie O'Neill (4:01)
I want it removed. Oh, he's coming.
Kip Wightman (4:03)
One's coming. Yeah, on and out.
David Lutteral (4:03)
It's gone.
Susie O'Neill (4:04)
Oh no. Oh, it's broken.
Kip Wightman (4:06)
Oh no.
David Lutteral (4:07)
You've removed the top from the bottom. It doesn't go there. It's the fun part. It goes over here.
Ash Bradnam (4:13)
In the back of Susie's video shot, remember? Yeah, yeah.
Kip Wightman (4:16)
Adds to the Miss Honsen.
David Lutteral (4:18)
Where Susie's bag is, in fairness.
Kip Wightman (4:20)
No, a bit to the right.
Ash Bradnam (4:21)
Yeah, I took the spot.
David Lutteral (4:22)
That's all right.
Susie O'Neill (4:23)
I'd apologize, but it's a sign of weakness.
David Lutteral (4:25)
Sign of weakness, we don't know.
Righto, here we go, Susan. 900 bucks up for grabs. You're up against Ashleigh. 30 seconds on the clock. Your time starts now. Who is the longest serving monarch in the history of the United Kingdom?
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