🎙️ BONUS | NSFW - That's NOT what Earholes are for!

**Kip Wightman** (0:01)
The Nick, Luttsy & Susie O'Neill Podcast.

**David Lutteral** (0:07)
Bonus bits, guys. Give us your bonus bits.
Got a, um, I got to babysit my sister's kids again this afternoon. I mean, it's great. It's good to see them. I'm glad I'm having a good relationship with them. You know, they'll remember these cool memories. I'll take them and get sweets after school and stuff, but...

**Ash Bradnam** (0:31)
How old are they?

**David Lutteral** (0:32)
Primary school? Uh, yeah.

**Ash Bradnam** (0:33)
Yeah, they will remember.

**Kip Wightman** (0:34)
Well, so you're picking up from school.

**David Lutteral** (0:36)
Yep. Because they moved to the other side of the friggin world.

**Kip Wightman** (0:40)
F*** that!

**David Lutteral** (0:41)
I'm like a halfway house between their house and their schools.

**Kip Wightman** (0:44)
My brother never let me do that.

**Ash Bradnam** (0:46)
Yeah, I'm with you. Well, they usually text Morgan first.

**Kip Wightman** (0:49)
F*** that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

**David Lutteral** (0:50)
But then I have to do it. It's like, you know, what are you doing in the sidebar? No, looking after them.

**Ash Bradnam** (0:54)
What the f*** are they doing? That's the problem with this job. People think you're available all day, all day to do their chores for them.

**Kip Wightman** (1:02)
Exactly.

**David Lutteral** (1:02)
Yeah, it's very annoying.

**Kip Wightman** (1:04)
We've done our work for the day.

**David Lutteral** (1:05)
Thank you. We've done our work, gone to the gym.
Our day's clocked off by midday.

**Kip Wightman** (1:09)
You know what I mean?

**David Lutteral** (1:10)
1pm. Like, we get up early, we start early.
You know what? We have to be energized every morning doing this program. I know.

**Ash Bradnam** (1:21)
I do find it hard, but I feel bad complaining about it. It's good fun.
But Cliff, if you're listening, I get very tired doing this.

**Kip Wightman** (1:30)
He is listening, and we do get very tired. I don't know how to complain to it.

**David Lutteral** (1:36)
If you listen to a normal show, and text us the moment you think the show expires every day, because there is a set time where the show expires.

**Ash Bradnam** (1:43)
Before 8.50?

**David Lutteral** (1:46)
I reckon 8.20. I reckon 8.20, 8.3 is the show.

**Ash Bradnam** (1:49)
I don't know how to change that. I should come in at 6 instead of 5.30, and then I would expire at 8.50.

**Kip Wightman** (1:54)
You could argue if you guys started the show when we get paid to start the show, you wouldn't be expiring. I'm just hittin my straps come 8.30.

**David Lutteral** (2:01)
No, you'd definitely expire too.

**Ash Bradnam** (2:06)
That's true.

**David Lutteral** (2:06)
We do work hard at that 5am club, or the half-fibers.

**Ash Bradnam** (2:11)
Oh my god.

**David Lutteral** (2:12)
Either of you have busy days today? What's on the...

**Kip Wightman** (2:14)
I'm getting some curtains and blinds. I'm pretty. I might get a massage.

**David Lutteral** (2:19)
Oh, that'd be nice.

**Ash Bradnam** (2:21)
My thing's arriving anywhere between 11 and 2 What if they're going to tell me closer?

**Kip Wightman** (2:26)
Of course they won't.

**David Lutteral** (2:27)
I guess the most awkward place to run into someone like, I got a massage today, and so did Luttsy. We didn't tell each other. We were at the exact same spot. I was like, oh, hey, man. That'd be awkward.
You wouldn't feel as relaxed. No. Even if you're obviously in a different room.

**Ash Bradnam** (2:39)
I was going to say, would you be in a couple's room?

**David Lutteral** (2:41)
We could be, holding hands in the middle. Have you ever had a couple's massage? I hate them.

**Ash Bradnam** (2:45)
Once. I didn't like it.

**Kip Wightman** (2:46)
It was so bad. Yeah, I don't enjoy it. It's a singular thing.

**Ash Bradnam** (2:49)
It's weird. Especially with the two people massaging you.

**Kip Wightman** (2:52)
Yeah.

**David Lutteral** (2:53)
And I had two girls like massaging me and my wife, obviously, and you're practically naked getting this massage. And you're like, this is a sensual thing. And I'm getting touched by someone who's not my partner while she's there.

**Ash Bradnam** (3:02)
It was weird.

**David Lutteral** (3:03)
Very odd.

**Kip Wightman** (3:04)
I agree. Yeah, I do too.

**Ash Bradnam** (3:06)
Cancel them.

**David Lutteral** (3:08)
I did a couple's float tank once.

**Ash Bradnam** (3:10)
In the same tank.

**Kip Wightman** (3:11)
That's ridiculous. You're supposed to be isolating yourself and being...

**David Lutteral** (3:14)
And you just bump into each other floating around.

**Kip Wightman** (3:16)
What a stupid bloody concept.

**Ash Bradnam** (3:18)