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📻 FULL SHOW | Nick Did Something Strange At the Gym

Nick, Luttsy & Susie O’Neill

September 16, 2026

It's been quite the day for our friend Nick, rolling into work with a massive pimple and then self-confessing to this very strange move at the gym yesterday. Plus, we spitball some ideas for the jingle we're contractually obligated to supply to Roasting Warehouse in Geebung! ON TODAY'S SHOW!1.

Speakers Nick, David Lutteral, Susie O'Neill

TopicsComedy

Nick (0:05)

Welcome to the show, Wednesday, the 16th of September.

David Lutteral (0:09)

Covered a bit of the ground today. We went slightly off the whole poo thing of yesterday. Yeah. We did touch on High Rocks, though.

Nick (0:18)

It's everywhere. You can't not. You can't not see it. You can't not touch on it.

Susie O'Neill (0:21)

I was just chatting to Maddie Rowe on text because you said she brought up interviewing Jason Derulo.

SPEAKER_5 (0:27)

Oh, yeah.

David Lutteral (0:28)

I forgot to get that audio. I don't know where it was.

SPEAKER_5 (0:30)

It was on her Instagram.

Susie O'Neill (0:32)

She said, I said, you can't believe I can't believe that.

David Lutteral (0:35)

You spoke to her?

Susie O'Neill (0:36)

Yeah, just on text. I said, you can't I can't believe that. And she goes, what? The High Rocks thing.

I said she goes, it was disgusting. I'm like, no, the fact that you brought it up in an interview.

Nick (0:46)

Had he seen it, though?

SPEAKER_6 (0:47)

No, she said he was disgusted.

Nick (0:49)

OK, so she's brought that up cold to him. He's going, what is this chat?

Susie O'Neill (0:52)

Yes.

Nick (0:54)

That's funny. Good on her.

David Lutteral (0:56)

Well done. So we did that.

Nick (0:57)

Funny workplace names.

David Lutteral (1:00)

We actually started writing the jingle for Brisbane's Best Coffee.

SPEAKER_5 (1:06)

One of the great on air... It just goes so well.

Nick (1:08)

One of the great on air brainstorms.

David Lutteral (1:13)

You two go, oh yeah, what else you got, Luttsy? Well, Luttsy has nothing. Other than what he looked up on f***ing Claw in about two seconds ago, guys.

Susie O'Neill (1:20)

I thought you had two things.

David Lutteral (1:22)

I had no things.

SPEAKER_7 (1:25)

We can throw you back to you.

David Lutteral (1:27)

Monkey dance.

Nick (1:28)

Drinking the G-Bun coffee, we're going, what the f*** is this?

SPEAKER_7 (1:30)

What have we done?

Nick (1:31)

What have we done? It'll be better, guys. We're going to make sure.

SPEAKER_8 (1:34)

We don't know it'll be better.

SPEAKER_9 (1:35)

We don't know that.

Nick (1:36)

Yeah, it was not our best moment, that.

Susie O'Neill (1:38)

No, no.

Nick (1:39)

Anyway.

SPEAKER_6 (1:40)

What time was that?

Nick (1:41)

It was 7.20.

Susie O'Neill (1:43)

It was shit.

David Lutteral (1:44)

Enjoy.

SPEAKER_1 (1:47)

The Nick, Luttsy & Susie O'Neill Podcast.

Susie O'Neill (1:52)

Can we mention the elephant in the room? Do you know what it is?

David Lutteral (1:57)

Is it me? You're looking at me.

SPEAKER_5 (1:59)

Is it me?

Susie O'Neill (1:59)

It's on the zit, isn't it?

Nick (2:00)

Oh, no. It's me, isn't it?

Susie O'Neill (2:02)

Luttsy had a pimple the other day.

SPEAKER_5 (2:03)

Oh, yeah. I didn't see that one. Yeah. Nick's pimple on his-

Nick (2:06)

It's really painful.

SPEAKER_5 (2:07)

It looks- It's front and center.

Nick (2:08)

It's right in the middle of my, like-

Susie O'Neill (2:10)

What do you call that?

Nick (2:11)

Cleft? Yeah, the cleft thing, the indent under your nose.

David Lutteral (2:13)

Straight under your nose, right in the middle.

Susie O'Neill (2:15)

It looks so painful.

Nick (2:17)

It's deep. It's really like my upper lip hurts to move.

David Lutteral (2:20)

What's going on? She had a cold sore. That's some sort of stress run there. What's happening?

Nick (2:24)

Yeah, just under, very busy under stress, guys.

We're coming to the end of our run. You know what I mean? The cold sore appears with stress, and then the pimple came straight after it, and the whole upper lip is just like on pain.

Susie O'Neill (2:34)

We like getting pimples though, because we seem young. Oh, you are young.

Nick (2:37)

Yeah. I'm probably in that sweet spot where I don't like getting pimples.

It makes me feel younger than I am.

David Lutteral (2:42)

Speaking of sweet spots, do not touch it because that is right in the triangle of death. Someone sent me some evidence last week. I forgot to bring that up.

It's like, you know, death. Man dies after scratching pimple in the triangle of death.

Nick (2:57)

Someone actually died from it?

David Lutteral (2:58)

Yeah.

Susie O'Neill (2:59)

It's what above your... It's below your nose?

SPEAKER_5 (3:02)

Yeah. Around your mouth.

David Lutteral (3:04)

Sort of a draw a triangle sort of from your mouth.

Nick (3:07)

Down.

David Lutteral (3:07)

Sort of like from your nose down around your mouth.

Nick (3:10)

Yeah. It's like right in the sweet spot. I don't even... It hurts so much. I don't even know if I could pop it.

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