🤓 SMARTER THAN SUSE | Bahamas in Brisbane?
Nick, Luttsy & Susie O’Neill
October 12, 2026
Suse takes on Sally from North Lakes on today's edition of Smarter than Suse. Love what you hear?
Speakers Susie O'Neill, David Lutteral
TopicsComedy
SPEAKER_3 (0:25)
30 seconds, 5 questions, playing for $1,100.
Sally at a North Lakes. Good morning. Morning.
Susie O'Neill (0:35)
It's $1,100. And I'm so happy because my daughter just called, so I'm just going to skip out.
SPEAKER_3 (0:39)
Get out of here.
David Lutteral (0:40)
I'm going to give her a quick call back.
SPEAKER_3 (0:41)
Yeah. In that BYD soundproof booth.
David Lutteral (0:44)
Say it.
SPEAKER_3 (0:45)
Whatever you want.
David Lutteral (0:50)
I'm not going to give her a quick call. I'll give her a quick call. And you should give her a quick call while you're in the booth.
SPEAKER_3 (0:56)
Hey Sally, you can win not one, but two BYDs as well. The Addo 1 and the Addo 2 We should be fantastic.
David Lutteral (1:02)
Yeah.
SPEAKER_3 (1:03)
Excellent.
David Lutteral (1:03)
Yeah. This is a lot up for grabs here.
Yeah. 1100 has been a long time. So I think we still either way, we sing today. I didn't know that last time. I enjoyed singing Les Mis last week with Susan one. But of course, if you win, we are well into Josh Grogan territory for you. Raise me up.
Exciting time. Sally, how do you feel? You know, it's reading the screen here. You went to Stratby for the first time this weekend?
SPEAKER_3 (1:29)
It has been on the bucket list for 10 years.
David Lutteral (1:32)
Isn't it crazy? I mean, you're from North Lakes. It's not that far. You can get there in a bloody hour. We never go on the same. I've only been a handful of times. Yeah.
I'll tell you what. I flew somewhere recently and you can see you can see Dunwich from the plane and where the barge goes over and halfway between, there's this little island and I watched a movie that was filmed there. There's a shipwreck on this little tranquil island. You watch it and you think, oh my God, this must be shot in the Bahamas or something. When you watch the movie, it's a little island on the way to Dunwich.
SPEAKER_3 (2:04)
Really?
David Lutteral (2:05)
Where there's a little shipwreck there in this beautiful little cove beach. But no one had ever used it because you couldn't get there. You'd never go there.
SPEAKER_3 (2:13)
Do you remember what the movie was?
David Lutteral (2:14)
It's about a shark. They get stuck and the shark stalks them, essentially. And they're stuck on this little shipwreck and blah, blah, blah.
SPEAKER_3 (2:21)
Is that cool?
David Lutteral (2:22)
I'll find out. It was a local production.
SPEAKER_3 (2:24)
Yeah, yeah.
David Lutteral (2:25)
I thought you might have been in one of those ones that you might have been in.
SPEAKER_3 (2:27)
No, I wasn't in that one.
David Lutteral (2:30)
If you could talk for five seconds, I think that would be great.
SPEAKER_3 (2:31)
Yeah, well, Sally, you're playing for $1100, as we know. But as I said, the two BYDs, we're drawing that in a matter of weeks just for playing along. Fantastic.
SPEAKER_2 (2:40)
Fingers crossed.
David Lutteral (2:41)
Okay, she's all business. She wants to get on with it.
SPEAKER_2 (2:43)
And fair enough too.
David Lutteral (2:44)
Good luck. Sally from North Lakes, $1100 on the line. We have five questions for you. 30 seconds on the clock. Your time starts now. In the children's story, what did the first little piggy make his house out of?
Jungkook, Jimin and V are all members of which boy band?
SPEAKER_2 (3:07)
That name.
David Lutteral (3:08)
Claude Monet is best known for what type of art?
SPEAKER_2 (3:13)
Impressionism.
David Lutteral (3:15)
Which city is famously given the nickname Sin City? New York. What is 19 times 5?
You know what, right on the buzzer, I'm going to say you said 95
SPEAKER_2 (3:32)
I'll give it to you.
David Lutteral (3:36)
No time left.
SPEAKER_3 (3:36)
No time left. All done. Time has expired.
David Lutteral (3:39)
Lockie, if you're listening back of house, you're the closest we have to a bunker. I'll just...
SPEAKER_3 (3:46)
We're getting a thumbs up.
David Lutteral (3:47)
Thumbs up.
SPEAKER_3 (3:48)
Green light.
David Lutteral (3:49)
So I'm going to...
SPEAKER_3 (3:50)
Okay.
David Lutteral (3:51)
Okay. Release the beast.
SPEAKER_3 (4:10)
Do you call Alex?
Susie O'Neill (4:12)
No. No, she's there for three months in South America.
David Lutteral (4:16)
How often has she been calling you?
Susie O'Neill (4:18)
Not often, because she quite often calls my husband instead. That's why I'm excited she kind of called me, because I haven't spoken to her for a while.
SPEAKER_3 (4:23)
Do you think someone is wrong initially?
Susie O'Neill (4:25)
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