🎙️ BONUS | Suse's Bizarre Change Room Encounters

**Nick** (0:05)
Hi everyone, and welcome to your bonus bits, your nips of Nick, Luttsy & Suse.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:10)
Remember yesterday on the show, I think, or off the show, I can't remember. I was talking about the change room at a pool, and how the baby was crying, and I wasn't sure what to do.

**Nick** (0:18)
And you asked for advice. Should you mention it? Should you say you're doing well?

**Susie O'Neill** (0:22)
Yeah, apparently I was meant to mention it, but I didn't, I just walked out and then spoke about it on the radio.
Well, I was at the pool yesterday again, and I had another funny encounter with a kid. This kid was about probably four. I just stepped out of the shower and I was getting changed next to him and his mom. He was four, his mom was getting changed, and I heard him, I wasn't looking at them, but I heard him say to the mom, mommy, have you got a vagina?

**Nick** (0:48)
Jesus, I was not expecting that.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:51)
I couldn't help but start laughing.

**Nick** (0:52)
What did she say?

**Susie O'Neill** (0:53)
And I looked over at her and started laughing, and she goes, oh, kids, hey, whatever.
I go, oh my God, that's so funny. And I at that stage took my togs, what was I wearing? I took my togs, pulled my togs down, I had no top on, and I was putting my bra on, and I could see the kid was looking at me.

**Luttsy** (1:13)
And then he said, if we do that, we get a prison.

**Nick** (1:15)
Yeah, that's game over for us.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:17)
Oh, true.

**Nick** (1:18)
And he was like, was it a girl kid? It was a boy kid. He said he wanted to ask you.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:22)
No, he just said to his mom, he whispered to his mom something, and I looked over at the mom and I said, did he say that I've got boobs?

**Luttsy** (1:30)
No, he said, Babushka.

**Nick** (1:32)
Babushka. They are funny.

**Luttsy** (1:36)
It's the Amazon rainforest.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:37)
Oh, no, it's the top, my top part.

**Luttsy** (1:39)
Oh, no, so he couldn't see you.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:40)
He couldn't see my bottom part.

**Nick** (1:41)
I had a mate's kid who shared with the mom or whatever, and she said to the mom, why do you have ants all over you?

**Susie O'Neill** (1:47)
Ants?

**Nick** (1:48)
Because it was so hairy.

**Luttsy** (1:49)
Pubes.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:50)
Why do you call them ants, though?

**Luttsy** (1:51)
The kid, the kid.

**Nick** (1:52)
The child's like, why are there ants there, mummy?

**Luttsy** (1:54)
He doesn't know the word, bush.

**Nick** (1:55)
Doesn't know what the pubes or the hairs are.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:56)
How does hair look like ants?

**Nick** (1:58)
I guess a lot of ants in like a cluster.

**Luttsy** (2:00)
Yeah, like an ant's nest.

**Nick** (2:01)
Yeah, like a little, yeah.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:03)
That's funny. But yeah, I said to the mom, did he just say, if I got boobs? And she goes, yes, he did. And I was like, thank you.
I felt funny.

**Nick** (2:12)
That is a weird thing to.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:14)
Because the whole change room as well was empty. And when I walked in, it was empty. I put my stuff on a spot, went into the change room, came out, and there's a person right next to me.

**Nick** (2:23)
I hate when people do that.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:24)
Someone did to me the other day as well, another spot in the change room. And she must have been a mum, but she was sitting down on a phone waiting for her child to, I don't know what, have a shower or something.
And so she's right next to me, where I'm getting changed. Actually, my Babushka is right in her eye line.
I was so uncomfortable.

**Nick** (2:43)
Yeah, that's weird. But do you get fully naked there in front of it? You don't behind a closed door, you want a deck change or something?

**Luttsy** (2:48)
No, I just on that middle sort of seat.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:50)
Yeah, I don't even do a deck change or anything because I'm in a change room.

**Nick** (2:53)
I just get changed. I'd still try and go behind a closed door and do a deck change.

**Luttsy** (2:56)
That's what happened. Remember when I broke my finger? Do you remember? I don't remember.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:59)
No.

**Luttsy** (2:59)
That was in the change room. That was a boy girl change room in-

**Nick** (3:02)
In that Japanese game.