📻 FULL SHOW | When Was Your Last Pash?

**Nick** (0:05)
Welcome to the show, Tuesday the 11th of August. It feels like a Friday for us. We got tomorrow off.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:10)
I thought it was a fun show.

**Nick** (0:11)
It was good times.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:13)
We helped people.

**Nick** (0:15)
Yeah.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:15)
We helped people.

**Nick** (0:16)
Well, we help people every day by the gift of laughter.

**David Lutteral** (0:18)
I mean, we always do.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:19)
But we gave them some ooshie.

**Nick** (0:21)
Sorry, just eating. Susie's had four coffees and a energy C4 pre-workout drink today.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:26)
Now I just got really hungry.

**Nick** (0:28)
She sort of started crashing, Luttsy. She started coming down a bit.
Oh dear.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:33)
Anyway, we give away some ooshies.

**Nick** (0:35)
Ooshies. We talk more about Brissy's bubbler. We do our own census. Yeah. What else? Well, we talk about being short and hugging tall women.

**Ash Bradnam** (0:45)
The show's going fast. That seems ages ago.

**Nick** (0:48)
It seems like it was yesterday. Anyway, it's a good show. Enjoy it.
Luttsy, I've got Sue some C4 to have in the 5 o'clock.

**Ash Bradnam** (1:01)
Oh, you found some.

**Nick** (1:02)
Found some, yep. You were talking about it yesterday around this very time.

**Ash Bradnam** (1:06)
Yeah.

**David Lutteral** (1:07)
My mate Haas had that cereal killer flavor, which is basically Fruit Loop flavored energy drink.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:15)
Nick got me cotton candy flavor.

**Nick** (1:17)
It was the closest I can get to that.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:18)
It's super sweet.

**Nick** (1:19)
Very sweet.

**SPEAKER_7** (1:20)
It's pretty good.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:21)
I was saying before on the 5.3 hour, 5 a.m. hour, I had the best sleep I've ever had for ages last night.

**Nick** (1:27)
I don't think I woke up. She came in on another planet completely out of it.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:31)
I was like I just rolled out of bed and I put my mouth in front of the microphone. So this C4 has been really cool.

**Nick** (1:37)
She's got a lip tingles. She said, my lips are starting to tingle.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:41)
Oh really? Yeah.

**David Lutteral** (1:42)
In a good way?

**Susie O'Neill** (1:43)
Yeah.

**David Lutteral** (1:44)
Can you taste that no sugar kind of whatever that taste is, that little bit of metallicness?

**Susie O'Neill** (1:48)
A little bit. Yeah.

**David Lutteral** (1:49)
I did notice that.

**Nick** (1:50)
Like sweetener.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:51)
After it. I think it feels good. I've got slight stomach cramps now, but that's not unusual for this hour.

**David Lutteral** (1:58)
My mate Haas had that as well when he had the C4.

**Nick** (2:01)
I'm not surprised. It's a massive can, and it's got a bit in it.

**David Lutteral** (2:04)
Have you got anything else in your stomach or is it you just C4-y straight from where it would go?

**Susie O'Neill** (2:08)
Just a black coffee.

**SPEAKER_7** (2:09)
A black coffee.

**SPEAKER_8** (2:11)
She's turbocharged today.

**David Lutteral** (2:13)
Your guts is churning. No wonder you need some food.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:15)
It's got niacin in it. Remember I was talking yesterday about Nutrigrain Luttsy with niacin? Anyway, it's got niacin.

**David Lutteral** (2:22)
It's got niacin in it?

**Nick** (2:23)
It's essentially Nutrigrain is what she's saying.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:25)
B12 and niacin. Yeah, it's like Nutrigrain. Ironman food.

**Nick** (2:29)
Well, you'll be rushing to the toilet very soon, I think, with a black coffee and a C4.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:32)
I think we've got another coffee coming too.

**SPEAKER_8** (2:34)
Oh, did you get a third?

**Nick** (2:35)
Oh, you are going to fly today.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:37)
Oh, wow.

**David Lutteral** (2:37)
What's she doing in the toilet? What are you suggesting?

**Nick** (2:39)
Oh, she's going to have full on runs. Oh, no.
Sorry. Oh, jeez. Oh, Susan, I'm so sorry.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:53)
I had a random meeting with one of my old friends yesterday. I was talking about it in the 5 a.m. hour.

**Nick** (2:57)
Who was your friend?

**Susie O'Neill** (2:59)
Miwa. So I made two friends when my kids were in primary school, Miwa and Maura. Miwa, Maura and Susan.
And I hadn't seen her for ages. And we were at the Murray Fish Factory, which is the best fish and chips, I reckon, in Brisbane. I haven't been.

**Ash Bradnam** (3:18)
I haven't been. So good.

**Susie O'Neill** (3:19)
But how weird. We were sitting there having fish and chips and Miwa walked past and Cliff goes, I think that's Miwa.
And I turned around to Miwa peering out. But the point was she ran over and she's someone that I don't mind hugging. You know, I have a bit of an affliction with hugging.