🎙️ BONUS | Bert and Ernie Vibes

SPEAKER_1 (0:06)

Welcome to the bonus podcast, everyone.

David Lutteral (0:09)

Yeah, Ash is going to run into a segment, something we were going to mention. Oh, yes.

SPEAKER_1 (0:12)

Okay, good.

David Lutteral (0:12)

Here she comes. I can hear her coming in. There she is.

SPEAKER_1 (0:14)

What was it, Ash?

Lachie (0:18)

Oh, good dear.

David Lutteral (0:20)

So this is quite pointless. This is you trying to remember. Yeah, sorry about that.

SPEAKER_1 (0:24)

Jennifer Lopez and Brett Goldstein are a couple.

Susie O'Neill (0:27)

Who's Brett Goldstein?

SPEAKER_1 (0:27)

The guy from Ted Lasso.

Susie O'Neill (0:29)

J.Lo?

SPEAKER_1 (0:30)

J.Lo?

Lachie (0:31)

And who?

SPEAKER_1 (0:31)

Brett Goldstein, this guy, you know, from Ted Lasso.

Susie O'Neill (0:33)

Roy Kent.

Lachie (0:34)

Roy Kent. Roy Kent. Yeah.

Susie O'Neill (0:36)

So she was last with that... What's his name?

David Lutteral (0:39)

Ben Affleck.

Susie O'Neill (0:40)

Ben Affleck.

SPEAKER_1 (0:41)

Yeah, she had kids with Affleck.

Susie O'Neill (0:42)

You know what?

David Lutteral (0:42)

She likes to say hairy-faced, bearded guys that grow a beard in about two hours. That's what that's her type, because that's what they both look like. They look quite similar, actually. I couldn't think of anything worse than dating a guy like that.

SPEAKER_1 (0:53)

Ben Affleck. Yeah, no.

David Lutteral (0:54)

Who's your common guy? He's got rash rash every two seconds. I want someone smoother, mate.

SPEAKER_1 (0:58)

Really smooth.

David Lutteral (0:59)

Lachie, look at Lachie. He couldn't grow a beard every try.

SPEAKER_1 (1:02)

I can see you two being a little couple.

David Lutteral (1:03)

What do you mean a little couple?

SPEAKER_1 (1:06)

Who would be Big Spoon and Little Spoon?

Susie O'Neill (1:07)

That's disgusting.

SPEAKER_1 (1:08)

I think Luttsy's Big Spoon.

Lachie (1:09)

I think we get Bert and Ernie vibes.

SPEAKER_1 (1:11)

Yeah, I think so.

David Lutteral (1:12)

Exactly.

Susie O'Neill (1:13)

Yeah, we both just grow older.

SPEAKER_1 (1:14)

And you'd like poke fun at each other. Yeah, we'd grow old together.

David Lutteral (1:18)

No one would know if we're rooting.

SPEAKER_1 (1:20)

No. It would be this awkward thing we never speak about, but you guys are just always show up together.

David Lutteral (1:24)

Yeah.

Susie O'Neill (1:25)

Are they gay?

Lachie (1:26)

Who?

Susie O'Neill (1:26)

Bert and Ernie.

Lachie (1:27)

No one knows. That's what we're saying.

Susie O'Neill (1:29)

I don't want to presume.

Lachie (1:30)

The implication that some people would read into.

SPEAKER_1 (1:32)

Yeah. Susie, you're allowed to give the clue away now. We've ticked over. This is the clue for the Masked O'Swimmer.

The last clue too. All the clues on the podcast. Take your time.

Susie O'Neill (1:44)

Do I have it?

SPEAKER_1 (1:45)

Susan Jane Bartholomew O'Neill, over to you.

Susie O'Neill (1:47)

I don't have it. The last one I've got is I've swapped one set of wings for another, which I think I did on the show.

SPEAKER_1 (1:53)

I apologize. If you're new to this and this is what you get, this is it.

David Lutteral (1:56)

This is it, guys. I'm not sugarcoating it.

Susan hasn't got the clue.

SPEAKER_1 (2:01)

Here we go. People are rushing with laptops now in her face.

David Lutteral (2:03)

I can't just see it. It's frenetic in here.

SPEAKER_1 (2:06)

Put four laptops in her face and she'll be chill about it.

Susie O'Neill (2:09)

Tick tock. Your time's nearly up.

SPEAKER_1 (2:12)

That's the clue. Okay, so another clock.

David Lutteral (2:14)

Well, it's got to be.

Susie O'Neill (2:15)

It's sort of how I'm feeling at the moment as well.

SPEAKER_1 (2:17)

But it's a clue.

David Lutteral (2:18)

I just thought of something different. There's two clocks in that area.

SPEAKER_1 (2:21)

Okay.

David Lutteral (2:22)

One is the Olympic Countdown clock outside Hungry Jacks.

SPEAKER_1 (2:28)

Yes, yes.

David Lutteral (2:30)

And of course, you got the main clock. King George Square.

SPEAKER_1 (2:33)

King George Square clock. And they're walkable to each other.

David Lutteral (2:36)

And they're, you know, famed with clocks. And suits.

SPEAKER_1 (2:37)

They're wearing a suit from Bay to Bay suit. Tick tock, your time is up.

So tomorrow from 10am, Susie will be out there.

David Lutteral (2:52)

Are you giving all the other clues?

SPEAKER_1 (2:52)

Incognito. No, they're all on the podcast. You just got to find them.

David Lutteral (2:56)

I thought this is the podcast.

SPEAKER_1 (2:57)

Yes.

Lachie (2:58)

Yeah, on the other episodes.

David Lutteral (2:59)

Well, I thought we gave it all.

Lachie (3:01)

Well, yeah, if you go to the full show, Susie went rogue and did the whole thing.

David Lutteral (3:04)

Full show today, she does it all.