Topics: Comedy
**Kip Wightman** (0:05)
How's yours, Susie? Checking, testing. Probably a little higher, to be honest with you. Mine's all right, I think.
I can't hear you.
**David Lutteral** (0:12)
Can you speak, Luttsy? Yeah, I'm speaking now. I can't really hear Luttsy.
**Kip Wightman** (0:15)
That would be your headphone volume.
Can you hear me? You're faint. Okay.
**David Lutteral** (0:21)
I can hear you better.
**Kip Wightman** (0:22)
Two, two, two, two, two, yeah. Testing one, two. I can hear Luttsy more outside the microphone.
**David Lutteral** (0:28)
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
**Kip Wightman** (0:30)
Yeah, yeah. Luttsy sounds faint. Headphone volume. What do you use, Susie? Headphone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How's this, Susie? Did you start speaking? Speaking, speaking.
**David Lutteral** (0:37)
I'm too loud. I was following myself, personally.
**Kip Wightman** (0:39)
Okay, what about this?
**David Lutteral** (0:40)
Speaking, speaking. I'm too soft.
**Kip Wightman** (0:41)
Speaking, speaking. I'm too loud.
**David Lutteral** (0:44)
No.
**Kip Wightman** (0:44)
That's good? No. It's good. Yes, perfect. Okay. And then I'd like to see everybody use...
**David Lutteral** (0:50)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
**Kip Wightman** (0:54)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
**David Lutteral** (0:55)
That's about me, I think. Yeah.
**Kip Wightman** (0:57)
That's as max as it can go.
**David Lutteral** (0:59)
It's not that loud.
**Kip Wightman** (1:00)
It doesn't fit. I can't even hear Luttsy. You still can't hear Luttsy?
**David Lutteral** (1:04)
One, two, three. One, two, three. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
**Kip Wightman** (1:07)
He said in mine. Yeah, I can hear him.
**David Lutteral** (1:09)
I mean...
**Kip Wightman** (1:10)
In mine. Can try. Someone else can try.
**David Lutteral** (1:12)
Will you say a password to me?
**Kip Wightman** (1:17)
Two, two. Oh, that's so soft. You can't even hear yourself. I can hear myself. I can't hear Luttsy though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you can't, right? You can't hear anything. I don't think you can hear yourself.
What is Susie? What is her phone number? She's set for two.
**David Lutteral** (1:32)
Who's Jerrick Hazelgrove?
**Kip Wightman** (1:34)
Try that, Susie. Testing, testing.
**David Lutteral** (1:36)
That's good.
**Kip Wightman** (1:36)
That's better. Can you hear more now? Luttsy, you speak.
**David Lutteral** (1:39)
I'm speaking now. Yes, I'm speaking now.
**Kip Wightman** (1:41)
One, two, three, one, two, three. One, two, three, one, two, three. That's fine. I can hear him.
**David Lutteral** (1:44)
One, two, three, one, two, three. One, two, three. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jirrik Hazelgrave is the first officer in a plane.
**Kip Wightman** (1:54)
Is this being recorded? Yeah. Yeah.
Okay, Luttsy, how's yours? Can you hear me through the mic, Lutts? Yep. And Susie, you can hear that through the mic? Yep. If I go like this, can you hear me? Yep. Okay, we're on. Feels like that's better.
**David Lutteral** (2:18)
This isn't the lighting, is it?
**Kip Wightman** (2:19)
And so you're going to go to headphone. You're going to go to mic 3, Luttsy.
**David Lutteral** (2:24)
Is it? Is this the lighting?
**Kip Wightman** (2:28)
I'm not sure what they're going to do.
**David Lutteral** (2:29)
What do we do with this shit?
**Kip Wightman** (2:33)
Okay. Well, this can be our bonus. This can be our long pod. It's already started. Okay.
**David Lutteral** (2:39)
Get out here, Ron.
**Kip Wightman** (2:40)
Yeah.
Now we're coming to you. This is exciting. We're coming to you from the new studio that we'll be broadcasting in from a couple of weeks.
**David Lutteral** (2:49)
Turn the big ones off, see what happens.
**Kip Wightman** (2:51)
We're testing the mics, as you could have heard, for the first two minutes.
**David Lutteral** (2:54)
They're different to what we're used to, because it's on a...
**Kip Wightman** (2:57)
Actually, he's better. Leave it.
A vertical pole, so it feels...
**David Lutteral** (3:02)
What?
**Kip Wightman** (3:03)
It feels funny, because it...
**David Lutteral** (3:04)
Oh, because you're speaking to a vertical pole. Yeah. You know what I mean?
**Kip Wightman** (3:08)
Yeah. And we're low, too. We're quite low compared to the other studio. I thought you'd raise mine. This is quite a disco. I'm liking what you're doing.
**David Lutteral** (3:15)
Raise yours a bit.
**Kip Wightman** (3:17)
That's better. Is that better?
Hello.
**David Lutteral** (3:19)
Oh, gee, she just dropped.
**Kip Wightman** (3:20)
You got to tighten that. No, that's mine.
**David Lutteral** (3:22)
Watch your fingers.
**Kip Wightman** (3:24)
This is great gear if anyone sits around for this podcast.
**David Lutteral** (3:27)
Also, look, I'll just as an example. If you do that, it moves this microphone slightly closer to you. What did you do? Well, I mean, I put a phone under that. But, you know, if you put something there, it'll just push it a little bit further towards you.
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