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📻 FULL SHOW | We've Got a Plaque!

Nick, Luttsy & Susie O’Neill

September 2, 2026

Well it's official, our council rates were put to good use this morning as we unveiled the official 'Best Bubbler' title for one lucky water fountain in the River City. Susie had quite a vivid dream and Luttsy's birthday celebrations continue! ON TODAY'S SHOW!1. Introduction2.
Speakers: Nick, David Luttrell, Susie O'Neill, Adrian Shriner, Darren Lockyer

Topics: Comedy

**Nick** (0:04)
Welcome to the show. Oh, jeez, guys, 2nd of September. Where are we?

**David Luttrell** (0:09)
Where's it going?

**Susie O'Neill** (0:11)
Oh my god, it's my ex-boyfriend's birthday today.

**Adrian Shriner** (0:13)
Oh, happy birthday. Is it Matt Dunne?

**Nick** (0:15)
Matt Dunne.

**David Luttrell** (0:16)
It was Matt Dunne.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:17)
How did you know that?

**Nick** (0:18)
Have you only had one boyfriend pre-Cliff?

**David Luttrell** (0:20)
Pretty much.

**Nick** (0:20)
Oh, I know.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:22)
Pretty much.

**Adrian Shriner** (0:22)
There was the great, there was the schoolies.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:24)
Actually, pretty much.

**SPEAKER_7** (0:26)
Yeah, there was quasi-boyfriends.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:28)
But he was the most serious. Yeah. I really liked Matt. Yeah.
We were just a bit too similar.

**Adrian Shriner** (0:33)
Yes.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:34)
We were both indecisive. We were both annoying. It was annoying.

**Adrian Shriner** (0:37)
Should we go to dinner?
What should we do? Yeah. No one was a seat though there.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:41)
Maybe we should go to sleep.

**Nick** (0:42)
You were both just...

**Susie O'Neill** (0:43)
He was problematic. But I did like him. He was good fun.

**Nick** (0:47)
Would he be 53 today or 54? 53 Okay, there you go.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:51)
Same age as me. I was a month younger. Happy birthday, Matt Dunne.

**David Luttrell** (0:55)
What's Cliff's birthday?

**Susie O'Neill** (0:56)
Ah, that's a good question. I knew that was a trick.

**Darren Lockyer** (1:00)
22nd of August.

**David Luttrell** (1:01)
I tricked ya.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:02)
Cliff's a little older than 53

**Nick** (1:04)
What does that make him, a Leo?

**Susie O'Neill** (1:06)
No, Cliff's on the cusp of Leo and Virgo.

**Darren Lockyer** (1:09)
That's so Cliff.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:11)
Depending on when the fall changes for different things.

**David Luttrell** (1:15)
Fiery perfectionists.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:17)
That's exactly what he is.

**Nick** (1:19)
He's probably more Virgo than Leo, right?

**Susie O'Neill** (1:20)
He's such a perfectionist.

**David Luttrell** (1:22)
But I'm a Virgo.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:23)
I'm not a perfectionist.

**Nick** (1:24)
They're not the same. They're a bit bonkers.

**David Luttrell** (1:25)
That's because it's all horseshit.

**Nick** (1:27)
Do you see?
There's a teacher over South. There was an article that came out where the teacher sat all the kids in the class according to their star signs. So sat them in clumps together like the fire signs, the water signs, the whatever, the earth signs, I know the others. Apparently, they're all quite similar when she was sitting them together in terms of their work ethic.

**SPEAKER_9** (1:46)
That's interesting.

**Nick** (1:47)
Apparently so.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:48)
I always wonder if it's true. I sort of dabble in it a little. When I say dabble, I follow some people on Instagram who aren't ever into it.

**Nick** (1:54)
It's good when you want to make it about you in a positive way.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:57)
Yeah.

**Nick** (1:57)
And then other times you go, I f***ed out and all that is.

**Adrian Shriner** (1:59)
Yeah. It's not me.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:00)
If it's something you want to hear.

**Nick** (2:01)
Exactly. We've got a great show for you today. We crowned Brisbane's Best Bubbler, Darren Lockyer, The Lord Mayor. Join us when we do that.

**Adrian Shriner** (2:06)
That was really good. It was fantastic.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:08)
That was more enjoyable than I expected. That was spectacular. Yeah. That was more beautiful than I imagined.

**Nick** (2:13)
I wish we were out there all morning doing the show from there. It was just nice.

**David Luttrell** (2:15)
It was nice, wasn't it? It was perfect weather.

**Adrian Shriner** (2:18)
Yeah.

**Nick** (2:18)
Anyway, you'll hear that, plus plenty of other things. Enjoy.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:27)
It's a beautiful morning. It's an absolutely beautiful morning. Get out of bed and get into it.

**Nick** (2:32)
Kick it in the dioc.

**David Luttrell** (2:34)
Still a little bit frosted titty out there, doesn't it?

**Susie O'Neill** (2:36)
A little bit foggy this morning, but now it's... Well, when I was driving here, I passed a bit of fog, but it looks good.

**Nick** (2:43)
When I actually woke up today, I came out to my couch and there was blood. There was blood all over my couch cushions.

**David Luttrell** (2:49)
Oh, no.

**Nick** (2:50)
And there's my dog.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:51)
She had a period?

**Nick** (2:52)
No, she spayed. We got her spayed very early. I think too early we got her spayed. You meant to let them bleed once before you spayed them, but we did it before and I think it was right.

**David Luttrell** (3:03)
I don't even want to know what you're talking about.

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