🤓 SMARTER THAN SUSE | Alphabet Soup
Nick, Luttsy & Susie O’Neill
October 20, 2026
Suse takes on Anthony from Carina on today's edition of Smarter than Suse. Love what you hear?
Speakers Susie O'Neill, Anthony, David Lutteral
TopicsComedy
Susie O'Neill (0:25)
30 seconds, 5 questions, big money, playing for $1,700 bucks.
SPEAKER_2 (0:30)
Is it going up 5?
Susie O'Neill (0:31)
Anthony out of Carina, hello.
Anthony (0:33)
G'day mate, how are you?
David Lutteral (0:35)
Who's that in the background? Who are you talking to?
Anthony (0:38)
Oh, that's my wife and kids.
David Lutteral (0:40)
Ah, yes.
Susie O'Neill (0:41)
Hello.
David Lutteral (0:42)
How many kids have you got?
Anthony (0:44)
We got big, got five in the car.
Susie O'Neill (0:47)
Oh, it's a busy car. I've played your wife, I think I've played your wife before.
Anthony (0:53)
I believe you have, Susie and you've either.
Susie O'Neill (0:55)
Yeah, remember I played that lady that had six children? Yes.
David Lutteral (0:58)
And they were going on a date that day?
Susie O'Neill (1:01)
Yep, that's us.
David Lutteral (1:02)
How was the date?
Susie O'Neill (1:04)
Because I remember that.
Anthony (1:05)
It was a decent date. Japanese food and a bit of ripping of some Pokemon back.
Susie O'Neill (1:12)
What does that mean?
David Lutteral (1:13)
That's a metaphor.
Anthony (1:15)
You don't want to know what it means.
Susie O'Neill (1:16)
He's quite literally ripping and tearing, but we don't need to get into it right now. You should get out of here, Suse. You got a BYD soundproof booth.
Anthony, I should say, you and the family, you guys would love this because you can all fit in them. You win not one but two potential BYDs just for playing along.
Anthony (1:32)
That would be amazing. We're feeling a bit cramped at the moment in the old poor territory.
Susie O'Neill (1:36)
I bet.
David Lutteral (1:37)
Okay, well, $1,700 will help as well, old friend.
Anthony (1:42)
Let's do it, Luttsy.
David Lutteral (1:43)
That's big. Good luck, mate. Heading to the doctors after school. Busy day. Runs a lawn mowing company. You can do with the cars and the money, I reckon. Anthony from Carina. I've got a bit of a frog in the throat today. Excuse my usual 10 past 8
Scourge. Gavisco. My existence.
Right, here we go, mate. 30 seconds on the clock. Five questions. Anthony from Carina. Your time starts now. The cover of Time Magazine traditionally has what coloured border?
Anthony (2:13)
Red.
David Lutteral (2:14)
Joan of Arc is the patron saint of which country?
Anthony (2:18)
Italy.
David Lutteral (2:19)
What is the fourth letter of the Greek alphabet?
Anthony (2:24)
Pass.
David Lutteral (2:25)
In cricket, what does LBW stand for?
Anthony (2:28)
Leg before wicket.
David Lutteral (2:29)
What is six times seven?
Anthony (2:32)
43
David Lutteral (2:33)
What is the fourth letter of the Greek alphabet? OK, so a bit of time with the dono. It was just before. That's your category, Nick. OK, we've got runs on the board. Let's see how you go. Let's release the beast.
Well, I find a pen to work, mate.
Susie O'Neill (3:16)
There's a whole thing of pens, and only two of them in there work.
David Lutteral (3:18)
Yeah, literally, you know what? I'm chucking this out, right?
Susie O'Neill (3:21)
Yeah, yeah, heads up. Money.
David Lutteral (3:24)
Yep, thank you.
Susie O'Neill (3:25)
I like to bring my own pens.
David Lutteral (3:27)
You're good at that. I can bring more.
Susie O'Neill (3:28)
And no one can have any of them.
David Lutteral (3:29)
Where did the two blue ones go from this? Anyway, we don't know. I don't know, mine's in my hand, and I'm not letting it go. Yeah, we had two blue ones here. Who else uses this studio anyway?
You know.
SPEAKER_2 (3:39)
Oh no, anyway.
David Lutteral (3:41)
Okay, here we go, $1,700. Anthony from Carina has his runs on the board. Will it be enough? Susan, 30 seconds on the clock. Your time starts now. The cover of Time magazine traditionally has what coloured border? Red. Joan of Arc is the patron saint of which country?
France. What is the fourth letter of the Greek alphabet?
Susie O'Neill (4:05)
Don't know.
David Lutteral (4:07)
In cricket, what does LBW stand for?
Susie O'Neill (4:09)
Leg before wicket.
David Lutteral (4:10)
What is six times seven? Stop the clock.
Susie O'Neill (4:15)
Okay.
David Lutteral (4:17)
Six sevens, seven sixes. That's one of those tricky ones for me.
Anthony (4:22)
Yeah, okay. Yeah.
David Lutteral (4:24)
Let's just run through it. What the cover of Time magazine traditionally has what coloured border? You both said red. You are both correct. It's one all.
Susie O'Neill (4:30)
I don't think I would have got that. Yeah.
David Lutteral (4:33)
Yeah, yeah.
Susie O'Neill (4:34)
I just don't think I could have done it in the moment.
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