🤓 SMARTER THAN SUSE | A Birthday Bash!
Nick, Luttsy & Susie O’Neill
October 9, 2026
Suse takes on Alicia from Wynnum on today's edition of Smarter than Suse. Love what you hear?
Speakers David Lutteral, Susie O'Neill, Alicia
TopicsComedy
David Lutteral (0:27)
30 seconds, five questions. We're playing for $1,000. We go to Alicia from Wynnum.
Susie O'Neill (0:33)
Good morning.
Alicia (0:35)
Good morning. Hello.
Susie O'Neill (0:36)
Hello, Alicia.
David Lutteral (0:38)
Nice energy, Alicia.
Susie O'Neill (0:40)
Alicia.
Alicia (0:41)
Hi.
David Lutteral (0:42)
You're out of here?
Susie O'Neill (0:43)
OK, Suse is gone.
David Lutteral (0:44)
On the school run, you got a cast of thousands in the car with you, do you, Tyler, Nina, Dylan? And is it someone's birthday?
Alicia (0:52)
They're all very excited.
SPEAKER_2 (0:54)
Is it someone's birthday? Yeah.
David Lutteral (0:58)
Whose birthday is it?
Susie O'Neill (1:00)
Mine.
SPEAKER_2 (1:01)
Is that Nina?
David Lutteral (1:04)
Happy birthday, Nina.
Susie O'Neill (1:07)
Thank you.
David Lutteral (1:08)
Well, it's Nina turning 11 today, Alicia.
Susie O'Neill (1:10)
Is she?
Alicia (1:11)
Yes, she is.
SPEAKER_2 (1:12)
It's been a big morning.
Alicia (1:13)
She's been up since 5.30.
David Lutteral (1:15)
I bet she has. Any presents yet?
Susie O'Neill (1:18)
Of course.
SPEAKER_2 (1:19)
Of course.
David Lutteral (1:20)
The best present would be mum winning Smarter Than Suse, though. Oh, imagine that. $1,000.
Susie O'Neill (1:24)
Oh, no.
David Lutteral (1:24)
That'll go straight to the kids. Yeah.
Susie O'Neill (1:26)
Eternal glory as well.
David Lutteral (1:27)
Yeah.
SPEAKER_2 (1:27)
Straight to the kids.
David Lutteral (1:29)
Well, the great news is either way, we sing today.
If Alicia wins the $1,000, we'll be singing Josh Groban, You Raise Me Up, and Get Ready In The Cars if Susan wins today. We're singing Do You Hear The People Sing? Of course, from Les Mis.
SPEAKER_2 (1:44)
Oh, nice.
David Lutteral (1:44)
Susan, the voice of the middle class. The proletariat.
Sing it from her boat. We should say as well, Alicia, you can win not one, but two BYD cars. Susan, the BYD soundproof booth now. We draw those in a matter of weeks, which is fantastic.
Alicia (2:00)
That's awesome.
David Lutteral (2:01)
Righto, Alicia. Well, here we go. On Nina's 11th birthday, the kids and the cast's birthday celebrations will be made all the more sweeter with a thousand bucks and a kitty.
Good luck, Alicia. 30 seconds. We have five questions. Your time starts now. The surname Smith originates from which medieval occupation?
Susie O'Neill (2:26)
Don't know.
David Lutteral (2:27)
Flyball is a sport that uses which animal?
Alicia (2:33)
Don't know.
David Lutteral (2:34)
Released earlier this year, which movie had Ryan Gosling travelling through space?
Susie O'Neill (2:40)
Oh, God.
Alicia (2:41)
What was it? Galaxy?
David Lutteral (2:44)
Which wireless technology is named after a Viking king?
Alicia (2:49)
Wi-Fi.
Susie O'Neill (2:50)
I don't know.
David Lutteral (2:50)
Oh, my God. They were hard. They were hard. Oh, they are hard questions. They were really hard. I don't know.
SPEAKER_2 (2:56)
Oh, my God.
Alicia (2:57)
That is so terrible.
David Lutteral (2:58)
I've never heard of number two. I've never heard of number two in my life. No.
SPEAKER_2 (3:01)
Oh, my gosh. That was the worst.
David Lutteral (3:05)
It's going to be rough, but regardless, we're going to go in the cave, Alicia. So, pen it not.
SPEAKER_2 (3:12)
That was terrible.
David Lutteral (3:13)
The odds are against you on this occasion. You still done your kids proud. You're a great mom.
Do some arts and crafts, maybe. Yeah.
Susie O'Neill (3:53)
Cut my nails.
David Lutteral (3:55)
Just say a quick happy birthday to Nina.
Susie O'Neill (3:56)
Oh, happy birthday, Nina.
David Lutteral (3:58)
Not allowed to speak to them, though.
Oh, beforehand. What am I doing? Yeah, can't do that, guys. That's your own rule. Sorry, Susie. I don't know what I'm bloody doing.
Susie O'Neill (4:06)
There's a dancing monkey here. Do this, do that.
SPEAKER_2 (4:07)
I can't talk to them.
Susie O'Neill (4:09)
I can talk to them.
David Lutteral (4:10)
It's your rule not to talk to them. No, it's all right. I was thinking what I was thinking.
Susie O'Neill (4:14)
Let's just do it.
David Lutteral (4:15)
Let's do it. Yeah, come on. It's a quarter past. Thousand bucks on the thing. Either way, we're seeing today. I'm excited.
Thirty seconds on the clock. Your time starts. Now, the surname Smith originates from which medieval occupation?
Susie O'Neill (4:30)
Blacksmith.
David Lutteral (4:31)
Flyball is a sport that uses which animal?
Susie O'Neill (4:35)
Don't know.
David Lutteral (4:36)
Released earlier this year, which movie had Ryan Gosling traveling through space?
Susie O'Neill (4:40)
Um, Project Hail Mary.
David Lutteral (4:44)
Which wireless technology is named after a Viking king?
Susie O'Neill (4:48)
No idea.
David Lutteral (4:49)
Spell catacombs.
Susie O'Neill (4:50)
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