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🤓 SMARTER THAN SUSE | Tensions are High!

Nick, Luttsy & Susie O’Neill

October 19, 2026

Suse takes on Matt from Bellbird Park on today's edition of Smarter than Suse. Love what you hear?

Speakers Susie O'Neill, David Lutteral, Matt

TopicsComedy

Susie O'Neill (0:12)

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David Lutteral (0:24)

Nothing's bigger than Expo 88, Sus. Nothing.

Matt (0:27)

From what I've been told, from you two.

David Lutteral (0:28)

Maybe 82 Commonwealth Games. Well, they're the big ones. They're the big ticket items, aren't they?

Matt (0:34)

Well, I think Brissy.

David Lutteral (0:36)

Nearly as big as $1,600 on Smarter than Suse. Great segue. Matt at a Bellbird Park. 30 seconds, 5 questions.

Matt (0:42)

You are up, my friend.

Susie O'Neill (0:43)

Good morning.

Matt (0:44)

Morning, guys.

Susie O'Neill (0:45)

How are you?

Matt (0:45)

Good.

David Lutteral (0:46)

Good. I think I'm going to skip out of here to a bit of Eye of the Tiger.

Good luck. She's going to the BYD soundproof booth. Matt, you yourself can win not one, but two BYDs. Draw those at the end of the year just for playing along.

Nice. Very good. Let's see how we go. Good luck, bro. Good luck, bro. Birthday, Wednesday. It's your birthday, Wednesday, I see. Great stuff. You had a couple of birthday lunches, eh, over the weekend?

Susie O'Neill (1:14)

Yes, mate.

David Lutteral (1:15)

Celebrated a little bit. How are you feeling today?

Susie O'Neill (1:18)

Yeah, no, fresh, mate. I'm fresh.

Matt (1:20)

You do sound fresh.

David Lutteral (1:21)

You do sound fresh. Yeah, pretty guy. I sound fresh after my weekend. I'm exhausted.

Matt (1:26)

Sleep all day.

David Lutteral (1:28)

Right, let's go. Matty from Bellbird Park. We are playing for $1,600. It's pretty rare air. That's all been single win, Willie, as we used to say. You know, 16 wins in a row. Basically, Suse is on a hot streak.

We'll continue today. Will Matt take the booty?

Matt (1:46)

Let's hope so. Let's hope so.

David Lutteral (1:48)

Five questions, 30 seconds on the clock. Matt from Bellbird Park.

Your time starts now. Which day of the week has the most letters in its name?

Matt (1:58)

Wednesday.

David Lutteral (1:59)

Your clavicle is known by what other name?

Matt (2:02)

Collarbone.

David Lutteral (2:03)

What is a children's meal called at McDonald's?

Matt (2:06)

Happy Meal.

David Lutteral (2:07)

Belfast is the capital of which country? Ireland.

Spelled bakery?

Susie O'Neill (2:12)

B-A-K-E-R-Y.

David Lutteral (2:14)

Stop the clock. I saw that we potentially could have some troubles with question four, Lockie. I'm going to send it over to you behind the curtains, mate, to discuss with your peoples exactly what we are taking or not taking in relation to question number four as we release the beast.

Pistol Pete, a soldier is just triumming in from wherever he is with his kids, probably driving to school at the moment. Hi Pete and kids. Uh, saying the Sydney Concerts, he's pretty sure, would align with the Grand Final weekend in Sydney next year.

Matt (3:03)

No. Really?

David Lutteral (3:05)

Damn.

Matt (3:06)

Come on.

David Lutteral (3:08)

So there you go. Maybe it's a plan. Maybe Powderfinger are doing it on purpose.

Matt (3:11)

Maybe a fun weekend. Maybe.

David Lutteral (3:14)

I'm right here, mate. Does the Melbourne coincide with the AFL Grand Finals? Well, we know. It might, because Melbourne's the week before. It is. It's October. I know that Melbourne is October. It actually might.

Matt (3:22)

You could go Riverfire AFL NRL Finals.

David Lutteral (3:27)

See three pounder figures show where you had it.

Anyway, let's get back in the moment here, Susan, because we have $1600 off the ground. Thousand.

All right, let's get into it. Yeah, let's get into it. I always get right there. Yeah, get the gaviscus. It's because you get slightly stressed. A lot of talking, you know. Not as much breathing. It's so weird. It happens every day. Anyway. Susan, 30 second on the clock. Five questions. Your time starts now. Which day of the week has the most letters in its name? Wednesday. Your clavicle is known by what other name? Collarbone. What is a children's meal called at McDonald's? Happy Meal. Belfast is the capital of which country? Ireland. Spelled bakery. B-A-K-E-R-Y. Stop the clock. Holy crap. This one's going to get out of the wire.

I don't know how this is going to go, but let's just run through it.

As we bring Matt back into the fray, which day of the week has the most letters in its name? You both said Wednesday. You'd both be correct. One all.

Your clavicle is known by what other name? You both said Collarbone. Collarbone is correct. Two all.

What is a children's meal called at McDonald's? You both said Happy Meal. And you'd both be right. Three all.

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