Topics: Comedy
**SPEAKER_1** (0:06)
Welcome to the bonus podcast.
**Susie O'Neill** (0:10)
Oh yeah, I've got a story. I've got a story, story, story, story. There's something happened in Brisbane, out of Brisbane bakery. Just trying to find it. I'll just do it from memory from what I read.
**SPEAKER_1** (0:18)
Yeah.
**Susie O'Neill** (0:18)
Basically, there was this bakery in Brisbane, I don't know where it is, it'd be good to know. And a guy came in and bought whatever, something really cheap. And then he tipped them, the staff, $1,000.
$1,000 tip. And he said, divide it amongst yourselves. And they tried to give it back.
And the guy who tipped them was there with his sisters. And they said, no, you keep it. Here we go. Sunshine Coast bakery, yeah.
**SPEAKER_1** (0:47)
On the sunny coast?
**Susie O'Neill** (0:48)
On the Sunshine Coast. He bought a $5 coffee and then gave them a $1,000 tip.
**SPEAKER_1** (0:53)
What does this guy do?
**Susie O'Neill** (0:54)
In $20 notes.
**SPEAKER_1** (0:56)
Stop it. That's easy to split, I suppose.
**Susie O'Neill** (0:57)
Oh, we can't hear Luttsy. He's doing... I can decipher for him if he does.
**SPEAKER_1** (1:04)
Can you hear us now, Luttsy? Can you hear us?
**Susie O'Neill** (1:06)
I can hear you now. Did you hear what I said? Now I can. Did you hear my story?
**SPEAKER_1** (1:09)
I was getting music.
Sorry. There was a Sunshine Coast bakery, where a man went and bought $1.5 coffee and then he tipped the entire staff $1,000. Like in total for them to split.
**Susie O'Neill** (1:22)
In cash. And they tried to give the money back. He was there with his sisters and they said, no, you deserve it. It was the Mooloolah Valley Bake House.
**SPEAKER_1** (1:31)
Who was the dude?
**Susie O'Neill** (1:31)
Is he rich? Doesn't say.
He has to be a loaded businessman. The man asked where an ATM was and then he went and got $1,000 and $20 notes and he came back. They must have given him really good service. What happened? For one coffee. I don't know.
**SPEAKER_1** (1:45)
Bakeries aren't notorious for good coffee either.
**Susie O'Neill** (1:48)
Exactly. That's what I thought.
**SPEAKER_1** (1:51)
Maybe he was like attracted to one of the staff and it was his way of asking him out. And he had this money. You guys just swindled amongst yourselves.
**Susie O'Neill** (1:57)
He's anonymous. He hasn't tried to.
**SPEAKER_1** (1:59)
He's not one of these people who films themselves doing nice deeds and posting it online.
**Susie O'Neill** (2:03)
I saw that yesterday.
**SPEAKER_1** (2:05)
Who did you see do that?
**Susie O'Neill** (2:07)
Kyle.
**SPEAKER_1** (2:07)
Yeah, he gave $100 to a window cleaner.
**Susie O'Neill** (2:09)
Yes, did you see that as well?
**SPEAKER_1** (2:10)
And all the comments are like, you could have just done it without filming it.
**Susie O'Neill** (2:13)
I was thinking, I mean. You said that we give money to people every day on this show. Yeah, we do. It's not our money, but we give money.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
**SPEAKER_1** (2:23)
I mean, yeah, we buy their love. It's what we do.
**Susie O'Neill** (2:26)
Do they still have those, I remember it was a big deal to have those windscreen wipers.
**SPEAKER_1** (2:29)
At like traffic lights.
**Susie O'Neill** (2:30)
I haven't seen one of those people for ages.
**SPEAKER_1** (2:32)
Because no one has cash. Like who's going to be able to give them coins and cash?
Yeah, good point. You know, I haven't seen one for a while. You go to Sydney, you sometimes see some. Yeah.
**Susie O'Neill** (2:43)
How long is that? Is that long enough?
**SPEAKER_1** (2:45)
Two and a half minutes.
**Susie O'Neill** (2:46)
What? Is that two and a half minutes?
**SPEAKER_1** (2:49)
Yeah. No.
**Susie O'Neill** (2:51)
That's only two and a half minutes? Yeah. Jesus.
The phone's giving me a really low attention span.
**SPEAKER_1** (2:58)
Getting over everything really fast. It's like when we do our 30 second teasers and it feels like it goes for ages.
**Susie O'Neill** (3:04)
I thought that was like eight minutes. It felt like eight minutes. How long is it supposed to be?
**SPEAKER_1** (3:09)
Anywhere. I think three minutes is a good amount.
**Susie O'Neill** (3:11)
Three minutes, yeah.
**SPEAKER_1** (3:12)
Yeah, we're at three minutes. I think it can be whatever it wants to be. Yeah. I mean, if you're taking the time to listen to our bonus.
It's a podcast. It's supposed to be no friggin rule.
**Susie O'Neill** (3:20)
That's the whole point of it.
**SPEAKER_1** (3:21)
You know what I'm saying?
**Susie O'Neill** (3:22)
We can say f*** whatever we want.
**SPEAKER_1** (3:26)
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