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Nick, Luttsy & Susie O’Neill

October 8, 2026

Ellyse Perry has been spotted running around the block - catching someone on the team by surprise. Meanwhile, Nick has managed to inherit the worst parts of his dad. "How long has that been?" - Susie Love what you hear?

Speakers Susie O'Neill, David Lutteral

TopicsComedy

Susie O'Neill (0:05)

Hey, welcome to the show. That was nice.

SPEAKER_3 (0:08)

Sorry to hear that.

Susie O'Neill (0:09)

That's my...

I'm sorry. Excuse me. That's your worst habit, I reckon.

SPEAKER_3 (0:13)

We all do it.

Susie O'Neill (0:14)

I do it. I go...

SPEAKER_3 (0:15)

I think... Yeah, don't we all do it?

David Lutteral (0:17)

We usually do it off.

Susie O'Neill (0:18)

Luttsy was doing it.

David Lutteral (0:19)

I can't turn my mic off now, so it's getting me going... Because I've got a bit of a congestion.

Susie O'Neill (0:27)

Did you get your suit fit yesterday?

SPEAKER_4 (0:28)

No, I didn't have time.

Susie O'Neill (0:29)

I should.

David Lutteral (0:30)

I'll try it today.

Susie O'Neill (0:31)

It'll help you.

SPEAKER_3 (0:32)

Suitifed. I've been having a lot of that sort of stuff. Is that...

Susie O'Neill (0:35)

Drugs.

SPEAKER_3 (0:35)

Antihistamines?

Susie O'Neill (0:37)

No, well...

SPEAKER_3 (0:38)

Suitifed?

Susie O'Neill (0:39)

They're different, aren't they? Suitifed is just, like, fins the mucus in your face. Antihistamines are hay fever.

SPEAKER_3 (0:45)

Oh, yes. No, no. I've been having a lot of hay fever stuff.

David Lutteral (0:47)

No, I need a suitie.

Susie O'Neill (0:48)

Yeah, you need... Yeah, I've been at both. I've got shitty sinuses. That's my brother.

SPEAKER_3 (0:53)

Honey, you have so many similar... I need to meet your brother. My brother has really bad sinuses. Yeah. He used to get it burnt out a lot when he was little.

Susie O'Neill (1:00)

Oh, I've had surgery. I've had to have sinus surgery. Oh, wow. They go and like restraighten things. They shave your turbinates or these things that grow on the side because they get too big and they collect dust and crap.

SPEAKER_3 (1:09)

So if you close your... When you're eating, can you breathe out of your nose?

Susie O'Neill (1:12)

Yeah, but look at my nostrils, ready?

SPEAKER_3 (1:15)

Oh, yeah.

Susie O'Neill (1:15)

See how they collapse up? Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_3 (1:18)

OK, I know someone else who's got that.

Susie O'Neill (1:19)

Yeah. It's annoying.

SPEAKER_3 (1:21)

When they eat, they can't breathe out of their nose.

Susie O'Neill (1:24)

I can't breathe through my nose, but it's just I reckon I'd be at 70% capacity to what normal would be.

SPEAKER_3 (1:28)

So when you're eating, then are you making a lot of noise?

Susie O'Neill (1:31)

I'll probably eat bananas.

David Lutteral (1:32)

If someone covered your mouth in some sort of hostage situation, you'd be a bit f**ked.

SPEAKER_3 (1:36)

Really?

David Lutteral (1:37)

Don't even think about that.

SPEAKER_3 (1:40)

Isn't there that sleeping thing where people take their last shot?

Susie O'Neill (1:42)

I would die. I wouldn't wake up. Don't do that. Yeah, I would not wake up.

SPEAKER_3 (1:47)

Bloody hell. Is it from football or something?

Susie O'Neill (1:50)

No, it's just genetic. Dad has bad sinuses. His mum had bad sinuses. I seem to get everything my dad got.

SPEAKER_3 (1:55)

We're very similar to him.

Susie O'Neill (1:56)

Yeah, like Coleslaw, she got it, he gets it, I get it, my sisters don't. Sinuses, we get it. Heart problems, he's dad, him. And I'm like, okay.

SPEAKER_3 (2:05)

Dude thing.

Susie O'Neill (2:05)

Yeah, it's going to be coming down to me.

SPEAKER_5 (2:08)

Shit.

Susie O'Neill (2:08)

Coming down the pike. It's scary when you know things are coming your way, but it's like, what do you do?

SPEAKER_4 (2:13)

Just ignore it.

SPEAKER_5 (2:14)

Yeah.

David Lutteral (2:16)

That's what I do.

SPEAKER_5 (2:17)

It's worked for you.

SPEAKER_3 (2:18)

Yeah.

SPEAKER_4 (2:19)

Just ignore it.

David Lutteral (2:20)

The mortality is...

SPEAKER_3 (2:22)

A long way away.

Susie O'Neill (2:23)

Yes.

SPEAKER_4 (2:24)

It's a long way away.

Susie O'Neill (2:25)

A long way away. This is going to be a short pod. This will be our long pod now.

SPEAKER_3 (2:28)

Yeah, it may get a long way. What are the sort of health problems? I thought I was getting cold sores for the first time in my life, but I realize now, I think it's a sun spot for me. Oh, even better.

Susie O'Neill (2:37)

God.

SPEAKER_3 (2:37)

To be honest, I feel like it's better than a cold sore.

Susie O'Neill (2:39)

Yeah, cold sores are gross because everyone goes, oh, a cold sore.

SPEAKER_3 (2:41)

I think it's dirty.

Susie O'Neill (2:43)

Like the herp.

SPEAKER_5 (2:44)

You've got the herp.

David Lutteral (2:45)

Yeah, it is, isn't it?

Susie O'Neill (2:46)

I got cold sores before it even hit puberty, so I was like...

SPEAKER_3 (2:48)

Yeah, I think you get them when you're a baby, don't you?

Susie O'Neill (2:50)

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