Topics: Comedy
**Kip Wightman** (0:04)
Welcome to the show, Monday 17th of August, everyone.
**David Lutteral** (0:09)
Yeah, big one today, went pretty quick. It's usually a good sign, isn't it?
**Kip Wightman** (0:12)
Yep. Yeah, it was a fun show today, actually. We visited our old team, LinkedIn statuses.
**David Lutteral** (0:16)
Oh yeah, you're on LinkedIn.
**Kip Wightman** (0:18)
Yep.
**Susie O'Neill** (0:19)
Have you put your new one up yet? No.
**Kip Wightman** (0:21)
I'll read you my new one in our other podcast, and then we can get some tips and advice and see if I should post it. Because it's so cringe. I'm all about the cringe train now.
And then, Suse, you went dumpster diving.
**Susie O'Neill** (0:34)
I can't believe that people thought... I never thought that the rug would be dirty.
**Kip Wightman** (0:38)
Yeah. Suse got a rug.
**Susie O'Neill** (0:40)
It looks clean.
**Kip Wightman** (0:41)
I've had it dust. Why else would you throw out a rug? Like, if it's clean?
**SPEAKER_7** (0:45)
I think it just doesn't match their decor.
**Susie O'Neill** (0:47)
They've just renovated that house.
**Kip Wightman** (0:49)
Right.
**SPEAKER_8** (0:49)
And I think they've got rid of it.
**Kip Wightman** (0:50)
Yeah. They just want to flick it. How big are we talking?
**Susie O'Neill** (0:55)
2.9 metres by 2.7 metres exactly. Because I saw underneath it, it was written how big.
**SPEAKER_9** (1:00)
It's nearly a square.
**Susie O'Neill** (1:01)
Because we're working out which way to put it, it was nearly a square. Right.
**Kip Wightman** (1:07)
You'll hear all of that on the show tonight.
**Nova Podcasts** (1:11)
The Nick, Luttsy & Susie O'Neill Podcast.
**Kip Wightman** (1:17)
Searing in the barrel of a five-day week.
**SPEAKER_7** (1:20)
That's all right.
**Susie O'Neill** (1:22)
It's good spring clean sort of weather, because it's kerbside clean up.
**David Lutteral** (1:26)
Is that everywhere or just your area?
**Susie O'Neill** (1:28)
Well, it's my area. I want to double-check that it actually is my area, or if just one of those things is caught on.
**SPEAKER_7** (1:33)
One person does an every else's copies.
**Susie O'Neill** (1:35)
Because I didn't know it was my area until I started seeing everything in.
**David Lutteral** (1:39)
Stuff out.
**Kip Wightman** (1:40)
Yeah. It's amazing how if you leave something good out, it'll go pretty quick. Like people drive past those kerbside collections just to see and take some people's stuff.
**David Lutteral** (1:48)
Is there such a thing as like lounge room collections? Because I've got a bar fridge so I can't get up the steps. Or am I going to pay someone to go with that?
**Kip Wightman** (1:56)
Fight them in. We can sign and say, good bar fridge up here.
**David Lutteral** (2:00)
Come in, come in. You can lift it. I'll replace my bar fridge, but I can't get up the bloody steps. I live by myself. It's heavy.
**Susie O'Neill** (2:07)
OK. Yeah, but you probably... That's a very good question.
**Kip Wightman** (2:09)
Yeah.
**Susie O'Neill** (2:10)
Can you put a sign... Lounge room collection.
**Kip Wightman** (2:11)
Lounge room collection. Do it. Leave the sign out.
**Susie O'Neill** (2:13)
If you did. So just say what it is.
**David Lutteral** (2:16)
It's a bar fridge. It doesn't keep things cold anymore.
**Susie O'Neill** (2:19)
That's broken.
**SPEAKER_7** (2:19)
Don't say that part. Probably won't say that.
**David Lutteral** (2:21)
Don't say that part.
**SPEAKER_7** (2:22)
Bar fridge.
**Kip Wightman** (2:23)
Still in good condition.
**SPEAKER_7** (2:23)
Still in OK condition. Yeah.
**Kip Wightman** (2:25)
Send people up. Imagine a bunch of random people coming up to Luttsy's apartment.
**SPEAKER_8** (2:30)
Come on down, guys.
**Kip Wightman** (2:32)
Just having a party with them.
**Susie O'Neill** (2:33)
It's funny. We left something out once and someone knocked on the door to ask for the missing piece as well.
**SPEAKER_7** (2:39)
Oh, really?
**SPEAKER_8** (2:40)
Yeah.
**Susie O'Neill** (2:41)
But we didn't have the missing piece because...
**SPEAKER_7** (2:42)
That's why you're throwing it out.
**Susie O'Neill** (2:43)
It was a four-in-one bed. You know, those things?
**SPEAKER_7** (2:46)
Four-in-one bed?
**Kip Wightman** (2:47)
What's a four-in-one bed?
**Susie O'Neill** (2:48)
A bed can be a cot, a lounge chair.
**Kip Wightman** (2:55)
What's the fourth thing?
**SPEAKER_7** (2:56)
A bed. A bed head?
**Kip Wightman** (2:57)
A hot lounge chair. Transformer.
**SPEAKER_7** (2:59)
Yeah.
**Susie O'Neill** (2:59)
I think we threw out three quarters of the cot. But the one side was still the bedhead of the bed.
**SPEAKER_7** (3:07)
Right.
**Susie O'Neill** (3:07)
Oh, no.
**David Lutteral** (3:08)
So, it was halfway in between transforming.
**SPEAKER_7** (3:10)
It's a weird looking thing.
**Kip Wightman** (3:11)
It's an odd looking thing, indeed.
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