📻 FULL SHOW | Smarter Than Suse gets WEIRD

**Kip Wightman** (0:05)
Podcast time. We're going to the show on the 9th of September.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:09)
Yeah, I think it was a fun show.

**Kip Wightman** (0:11)
Great show.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:12)
I had so much trouble getting out of bed, but I had fun once I got here.

**Kip Wightman** (0:14)
So you came and saw some of your colleagues, and you had a great time.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:17)
Yeah, that's what mom always says to me. You'll enjoy it once you get there.

**David Lutteral** (0:21)
That's what she says. That's weird.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:24)
We're not swimming training.

**David Lutteral** (0:25)
Oh, sorry, I thought you meant we're coming to work.

**David Lutteral** (0:26)
Well, I use it now. He still can find me.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:29)
I use it now just for general living.

**David Lutteral** (0:32)
Just to get up every day.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:33)
Just to get out of bed.

**Kip Wightman** (0:34)
Today did feel more like a Tuesday, waking up, better Wednesday.

**David Lutteral** (0:36)
It did. I struggled as well.

**David Lutteral** (0:38)
I knocked water over above my bed. That little, how to explain it.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:43)
Yeah, it's sort of a bedhead area.

**David Lutteral** (0:45)
Bedhead area. I don't know where it goes, as it's going into the lights.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:50)
I don't know.

**SPEAKER_6** (0:51)
At that point in the morning, you can't clean it.

**David Lutteral** (0:54)
It's pitch black.

**David Lutteral** (0:55)
You can't turn the light on. The light's the one that could be affected by the wetness.

**David Lutteral** (0:58)
Oh, jeez.

**David Lutteral** (0:59)
Disaster. So, we'll see what happens when we get home.

**Kip Wightman** (1:00)
The fact that you showed up as well as you did and still delivered to that.

**David Lutteral** (1:03)
I didn't even mention it, did I?

**Kip Wightman** (1:04)
No, you didn't. That's a true, true special.

**David Lutteral** (1:05)
Probably should have, because we were struggling for gear at a certain point.

**SPEAKER_7** (1:08)
We extended some things, didn't we?

**David Lutteral** (1:09)
Probably should have mentioned it, now I think of it. But still a great show, so you're going to enjoy it. Yeah.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:15)
I missed all that, but it sounded interesting.

**SPEAKER_1** (1:19)
The Nick, Luttsy & Susie O'Neill Podcast.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:24)
Reading this story about a wedding and what the bride got the bridesmaids to do.

**David Lutteral** (1:29)
Maybe something else. Where was it?

**Susie O'Neill** (1:32)
I don't know where it was, but a bride, she made them sign a promise contract for eight bridesmaids and some of the things she asked them to do in this contract. Imagine giving your bridesmaids a contract.

**David Lutteral** (1:43)
I don't think it would be that rare, would it? It would have to do beforehand, certainly have to wear and everything.

**Kip Wightman** (1:49)
There's levels of a contract though, right? There's like, wear the same thing obviously, and you get some really bad bridesillas.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:55)
This is like, you're not allowed to gain more than three kilograms. See? Between now and the wedding. This is the bridesmaids. You're not allowed to change your hair color without approval.
That's interesting. Listen to this one. You're not allowed to drink too much or have unprotected sex in the three months before the wedding.

**David Lutteral** (2:16)
What does it mean?

**Kip Wightman** (2:18)
So they basically can't, yes, can't be pregnant.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:20)
Can't be pregnant, I suppose.

**Kip Wightman** (2:22)
So basically, don't be fat, don't change your hair, wear what I tell you to wear. Yeah.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:27)
I clicked on the actual photo of the contract. It's really lengthy. It's just like number-

**Kip Wightman** (2:31)
It's pretty official. Yeah.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:33)
It's like you can tick. I will be available on the day. I will wake up in my, oh, I will wake up in my drunken state post-wedding and help to pack away the wedding items before the Sunday barbecue celebrations.
I will always tell the bride if she starts obsessing over stupid things that no one else will notice. You're doing that now, love. Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, God. That's pretty brutal actually. Oh, so many. I will not attempt to outdo the bride in any way because I value my- It's on the next photo. Value what?

**David Lutteral** (3:08)
Value what? What?

**Kip Wightman** (3:10)
People forget that their wedding is not the most important day of other people's lives.
You know? It happens a lot. Yeah. I don't know about that extreme, but man.

**Susie O'Neill** (3:19)
Eight bridesmaids is a lot. How many did you have? I mean, you always have the same number of bridesmaids and best man being.