🎙️ BONUS | Potty Mouth Grandkids
Nick, Luttsy & Susie O’Neill
October 14, 2026
When Middle Manager Buzz is behind the buttons, the bonus podcasts get a lot more loosey goosey - case in point, Sharon from Boronia Heights and her swearing granddaughter. "Oh she's sticking her finger up" - Sharon from Boronia Heights Love what you hear?
TopicsComedy
SPEAKER_2 (0:05)
Welcome to the pod, everybody.
SPEAKER_3 (0:07)
G'day, mate.
SPEAKER_2 (0:08)
G'day.
SPEAKER_4 (0:09)
G'day.
SPEAKER_5 (0:11)
Say hello to the most Australian you can.
SPEAKER_4 (0:14)
G'day.
SPEAKER_5 (0:15)
G'day, mate. How's it going?
SPEAKER_3 (0:17)
G'day, mate. G'day, mate.
SPEAKER_2 (0:18)
G'day, Cobba.
SPEAKER_3 (0:20)
G'day, mate.
SPEAKER_2 (0:21)
What does Cobba mean?
SPEAKER_5 (0:23)
That's a very good question. Cobba. I'm thinking about a shrew person, a cobbler.
SPEAKER_2 (0:27)
Cobba. G'day, Cobba.
SPEAKER_3 (0:29)
Could be that.
SPEAKER_2 (0:30)
Cobba. Cobba, I mean, yeah.
I think Lockie's looking it up.
SPEAKER_5 (0:34)
I've been doing a bit of family tree, actually, the last few days. It's interesting.
SPEAKER_2 (0:37)
I think it's on.
Oh. Hi, Lachlan.
SPEAKER_4 (0:40)
Hello. Cobba is an old-fashioned Australian in New Zealand slang term, meaning a friend, mate, buddy or close companion.
SPEAKER_5 (0:45)
Where does it come from? Cobba.
SPEAKER_3 (0:47)
Origins.
SPEAKER_5 (0:47)
Origins, please. Did I yell this?
SPEAKER_3 (0:50)
Yeah, just a little bit.
SPEAKER_2 (0:52)
I love how paranoid you are about yelling now.
SPEAKER_5 (0:55)
I know, well, I know what you're saying.
SPEAKER_3 (0:59)
It's a funny gaslighting. Sir, lower your voice.
SPEAKER_5 (1:01)
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_4 (1:04)
So there's a couple of potential etymology roots. So it could stem from the English regional dialects such as suffix verb, cobb, meaning to take a liking to someone. The Yiddish or Hebrew term kava, which means comrade or friend. So that's where it could kind of stem from.
SPEAKER_3 (1:21)
It's definitely English, I think.
SPEAKER_4 (1:22)
Or, yeah, I guess the term first was used in the 1890s.
SPEAKER_3 (1:26)
There you go.
SPEAKER_2 (1:27)
It's not really a term people use these days, is it? You don't hear, you hear mate and legend.
SPEAKER_3 (1:30)
Like kava?
SPEAKER_2 (1:31)
G'day, kava.
SPEAKER_3 (1:33)
Maybe out west.
SPEAKER_2 (1:34)
Yeah. In the outback.
SPEAKER_3 (1:36)
G'day, kava.
SPEAKER_2 (1:37)
Yeah.
SPEAKER_3 (1:39)
Like the term deadly, which we know it as here, is more of an indigenous sort of, you know, deadly, deadly choices and that.
SPEAKER_5 (1:45)
I saw that yesterday.
SPEAKER_3 (1:46)
When I went out bushed though, years ago, deadly has been used by everyone. Oh man, it's fully deadly, eh?
SPEAKER_5 (1:53)
Oh yeah, deadly. Too deadly.
SPEAKER_3 (1:55)
Yeah, too deadly, eh? It's too deadly.
SPEAKER_2 (1:57)
They say that in Ireland, of all places. Deadly is like, yeah, deadly.
SPEAKER_3 (2:00)
Deadly good, eh? Yeah. It's deadly good.
SPEAKER_2 (2:02)
That's the context they use it in.
SPEAKER_5 (2:04)
That reminds me, I was one with the people yesterday. Do you want to know how I got home from work?
SPEAKER_2 (2:08)
Oh, on a train? Do you love trains?
SPEAKER_5 (2:11)
I do love it. I walked, because I saw it, remind me, I saw a deadly choices shirt on someone at the train station. So I walked from here, I rode my bike in.
SPEAKER_3 (2:18)
Oh, this is before you went to the crew bar.
SPEAKER_5 (2:20)
Yeah, I've done a lot of things before then. I didn't go there till, I didn't go there till 4 o'clock in the afternoon, 3 o'clock in the afternoon.
SPEAKER_3 (2:27)
Right.
SPEAKER_5 (2:28)
So I rode my bike in and got a slash tire, flat tire.
SPEAKER_3 (2:31)
Yeah, right, right, right.
SPEAKER_5 (2:32)
And I was like, I just feel like... Left the bike here? Yeah, and I wanted to do some exercise. I thought, oh no, I'll walk to the train station. And it's fun, Brunswick Street, because you walk all through New Farm. I went, walked past Calexico.
I did not even turn my head into that shop, because if you go into that shop...
SPEAKER_3 (2:47)
You spend all of your money.
SPEAKER_2 (2:49)
And you get rolled on a train if you have a Calexico bag. Exactly.
SPEAKER_3 (2:52)
I would roll you if I saw a Calexico.
SPEAKER_5 (2:54)
Yeah, true.
SPEAKER_3 (2:55)
Look at this silly bitch. Catching a train with $8,000 worth of merchandise.
SPEAKER_2 (3:02)
A t-shirt.
SPEAKER_3 (3:03)
I would get one t-shirt.
SPEAKER_1 (3:05)
I'd still roll you for it.
SPEAKER_5 (3:06)
I did buy something expensive that I had to hide in a bag.
Not from Calexico. Then I went to Aesop and bought some really expensive soap. Do you know how much those soap things cost?
SPEAKER_3 (3:15)
That's crazy.
SPEAKER_2 (3:16)
$40 a thing.
SPEAKER_5 (3:17)
More.
SPEAKER_1 (3:18)
More?
SPEAKER_3 (3:19)
Is this like a hand soap?
SPEAKER_5 (3:22)
The brown sort of hand soap that you press in.
SPEAKER_3 (3:24)
Oh, the pump stuff.
SPEAKER_1 (3:25)
That's ridiculous.
SPEAKER_5 (3:26)
It's $55 a bottle.
SPEAKER_3 (3:28)
Yeah, they flog it from the gyms.
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