🤓 SMARTER THAN SUSE | Dirty Martinis are Yucky
Nick, Luttsy & Susie O’Neill
October 15, 2026
Suse takes on Chloe from Logan Reserve on today's edition of Smarter than Suse. Love what you hear?
Speakers Chloe, Susie O'Neill
TopicsComedy
Chloe (0:13)
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Susie O'Neill (0:26)
30 seconds, 5 questions, buying for $1400.
Our player today from Logan Reserve is Chloe. Hello, Chloe. Hello.
SPEAKER_3 (0:35)
Hello.
Susie O'Neill (0:36)
Have you played before, Chloe?
Chloe (0:38)
No, I've never played.
SPEAKER_3 (0:40)
Oh, I better get out of here.
Susie O'Neill (0:42)
Hit it, hit it. My kids do love the show, and Malachi is constantly trying to get me on.
Oh, I just stayed for that? Oh, thank you very much.
Chloe (0:50)
Thank you to your children.
Susie O'Neill (0:51)
I'm glad you got on.
SPEAKER_3 (0:52)
I think she's working you psychologically there, so be careful. Be careful, Susie. Working you over.
Susie O'Neill (0:58)
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Okay.
SPEAKER_3 (1:16)
Righto, here we go.
Susie O'Neill (1:17)
$1,400.
SPEAKER_3 (1:20)
Chloe, I don't need to tell you how much of a slice of cash that is, eh?
Chloe (1:25)
I know, it'd be amazing.
SPEAKER_3 (1:26)
Would be amazing, wouldn't it? $1,400. Well, let's rock and roll here. Good luck.
We've got plenty in the cave as well, but let's not think like that. Let's keep it positive. Let's get that money. 30 seconds on the clock. Five questions. Your time starts now. To make a martini dirty, you traditionally add what juice?
Chloe (1:47)
Olive juice.
SPEAKER_3 (1:48)
On a set of traffic lights, which colour light is at the top?
Chloe (1:52)
Red.
SPEAKER_3 (1:53)
The famous landmark in the UK is the white Watt of Dover.
Susie O'Neill (2:00)
Pass.
SPEAKER_3 (2:01)
Which European airline has an Irish harp in its logo?
Susie O'Neill (2:06)
Pass.
SPEAKER_3 (2:07)
Spell minuscule.
Chloe (2:09)
Spell what, sorry?
SPEAKER_3 (2:10)
Minuscule.
Chloe (2:12)
M-I-N-I-S-C-E-L-E.
SPEAKER_3 (2:15)
I'll take that just for the hell of it.
Susie O'Neill (2:17)
Okay.
SPEAKER_3 (2:19)
And you passed a couple anyway, so we're well and truly went the other way. Yeah, no time. Just give me a second here. Okay, yeah, I might just change the first question a little bit.
Okay, release the beast.
Susie O'Neill (2:50)
The beast is here.
Chloe (2:52)
Beg your pardon?
SPEAKER_3 (2:54)
What are you talking about?
Chloe (2:55)
I don't know what I was talking about. I don't know why I said that.
SPEAKER_3 (2:56)
Beg your pardon? I don't know why I would say that, Susie. I apologize. Okay, here we go. $1,400. She's a lot of pressure on you today, isn't she? I'm adding that you've got the-
Susie O'Neill (3:06)
Thank you. Thank you for recognizing that I'm working above and beyond.
Actually, you know what? We appreciate you. You know what? I'm not, actually. Phoebe, the makeup lady- Phoebe's under a lot of pressure. is doing most of her heavy lifting. I will say.
SPEAKER_3 (3:16)
Doing a great job.
Susie O'Neill (3:17)
How's it feeling, your face? Feeling all right? Yeah. What do you mean?
I feel fine.
SPEAKER_3 (3:22)
Okay. I'm not adding this.
Susie O'Neill (3:26)
I'm not going to this meeting if you're going to stuff this up, Nick.
SPEAKER_3 (3:30)
I'm not adding to this.
Susie O'Neill (3:31)
I'm not engaging.
SPEAKER_3 (3:31)
Okay, good. Right. Okay. Here we go.
Susie O'Neill (3:34)
Okay.
SPEAKER_3 (3:34)
Have some of your-
Susie O'Neill (3:35)
I'm no fun.
SPEAKER_3 (3:35)
Have some of your Sprite Zero.
It is hard to drink that. Is it fizzy?
Susie O'Neill (3:42)
Yeah.
SPEAKER_3 (3:42)
Okay. Never had one.
Maybe I should start.
Susie O'Neill (3:48)
Don't start now.
SPEAKER_3 (3:49)
Okay.
Chloe (3:49)
Don't start now. Right.
SPEAKER_3 (3:51)
Okay, Susan, 1400 bucks. Good luck.
Your time starts now. To make a martini dirty, you traditionally add what juice? Olive. On a set of traffic lights, which color light is at the top?
Susie O'Neill (4:06)
Red.
SPEAKER_3 (4:07)
The famous landmark in the UK is the white- Which European airline has an Irish harp in its logo?
Susie O'Neill (4:19)
Don't know.
SPEAKER_3 (4:20)
Spell minuscule.
Susie O'Neill (4:22)
M-I-N-I-S-C-U-L-E.
SPEAKER_3 (4:24)
Stop the clock.
Chloe (4:30)
Interesting.
SPEAKER_3 (4:31)
Interesting. All right.
Let's run down from the top. To make a martini dirty, the question actually said you traditionally add the juice of which fruit, but I just said traditionally add what juice. And you both said olives, and you're both right. One, all. It's disgusting.
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