📻 FULL SHOW | Luttsy's Incredible Dishwashing Admission

**Kip Wightman** (0:05)
Welcome to the show, Tuesday the 18th, which we will officially name The Death Show.

**Kip Wightman** (0:09)
The Death Show.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:10)
It started off as Births and then went to Deaths.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:12)
Yeah, got done. Play the Deathmarche music.

**Kip Wightman** (0:14)
Yeah, we need the Imperial, is it Imperial Marche?

**David Lutteral** (0:16)
No, that's, well, that's Star Wars.

**SPEAKER_7** (0:18)
Is it?

**Susie O'Neill** (0:18)
Is that the Deathmarche?

**SPEAKER_7** (0:20)
Is the Deathmarche different?

**Ash Bradnam** (0:21)
The Funeral, I think it would be called the Funeral Marche.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:23)
Oh, Funeral Marche.

**Kip Wightman** (0:25)
See if we have it.

**SPEAKER_9** (0:27)
Yeah, Adelaide will have it.

**David Lutteral** (0:28)
They always have it. No, that's the Imperial Marche.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:35)
Sounds very similar, doesn't it?

**Kip Wightman** (0:36)
I've only got Funeral Music, but I don't...

**SPEAKER_9** (0:38)
What's that?

**SPEAKER_10** (0:41)
Yeah, well, that's all right.

**Kip Wightman** (0:43)
Oh, I got three different versions.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:44)
This is what they play when you go to find your seats. This is another one.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:47)
This is the Deathmarche.

**Kip Wightman** (0:48)
So this is called Funeral Music 2 Need to rename this.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:51)
So people play this at their funerals.

**David Lutteral** (0:52)
I'll definitely play this at my funerals.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:54)
As you walk out, as you get wheeled out, as you get carried out. That's funny.

**David Lutteral** (1:00)
Maybe at the start.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:01)
I'll probably be already dead.

**Kip Wightman** (1:04)
But I'll be there.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:05)
You'll be there for sure, Nick.

**David Lutteral** (1:07)
I'll have like a PowerPoint of me with my ex-girlfriends.

**Kip Wightman** (1:14)
And they'll all be there?

**David Lutteral** (1:16)
Front row. We'll have to sit at the front row.

**Kip Wightman** (1:19)
All sobbing with their new husbands, like, why are you so f***ing upset? Anyway, as you can tell, the show takes some turns today, so just bring your T-shirts.
Here we are.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:39)
Great to be here.

**Kip Wightman** (1:40)
Great to be. It was getting dark in the 5am Club, Luttsy.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:43)
We went down some dark paths.

**Kip Wightman** (1:45)
Well, Suse was discussing life in its entirety and how much time she has left.

**SPEAKER_9** (1:49)
Oh, wow. It's 5am.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:51)
I started off with birth, how amazing birth is.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:54)
Yes, yes. We can go down that path.

**David Lutteral** (1:55)
For you or for?

**Susie O'Neill** (1:56)
For anyone. You grow a baby in your body. It still blows my mind.

**Kip Wightman** (2:01)
Yeah. Fair play. Otherworldly.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:02)
And then I went to Why Are We Even Here?

**SPEAKER_10** (2:07)
And I went to Life Is So Short.

**Kip Wightman** (2:08)
Running out of time. It's the Tuesday artist. A tough day.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:11)
And then life is going to end.

**SPEAKER_9** (2:13)
Oh, my God.

**Kip Wightman** (2:15)
How do you fit everything in?

**David Lutteral** (2:16)
5.30.

**SPEAKER_9** (2:17)
Yeah.

**Kip Wightman** (2:18)
You never know what you're going to get 5.30. You just never know.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:21)
Anyway.

**David Lutteral** (2:22)
In relation to the span of a life, where are we at now in the span of a week? Tuesday morning.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:29)
Oh, I love that question.

**David Lutteral** (2:30)
Are we learning to walk? Are we...

**Susie O'Neill** (2:32)
Adolescents? Adolescents, you reckon? We reckon already.

**Kip Wightman** (2:35)
I reckon Wednesday is adolescence.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:36)
Yeah, actually.

**Kip Wightman** (2:37)
Yeah. I reckon we're learning to walk. I reckon we're coming through, having some mood swings. You know, we're still falling over a bit.
No, not fully toilet trained, but we're halfway there, you know. We want to be big girls and boys, but we can't be, you know.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:49)
That's a big jump then to adolescence tomorrow.

**Kip Wightman** (2:51)
Yeah, well, I mean, it's only five days in the week.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:53)
Yeah, it's five days.

**Kip Wightman** (2:54)
We've got to cut through some time.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:55)
Adolescents, Wednesday, what's Thursday then?

**David Lutteral** (2:58)
Thursday is...

**Susie O'Neill** (3:00)
Middle aged.

**SPEAKER_9** (3:00)
past our peak.

**Susie O'Neill** (3:01)
Yeah.

**Susie O'Neill** (3:01)
Past our peak.

**SPEAKER_9** (3:02)
Middle aged.

**Kip Wightman** (3:03)
Middle aged. What's that?

**Kip Wightman** (3:04)
What's past your peak, you reckon?

**Kip Wightman** (3:06)
What age would you put past your peak?

**David Lutteral** (3:08)
Forties.

**Kip Wightman** (3:09)
Forty?

**Susie O'Neill** (3:09)
I was going to say sixties.

**David Lutteral** (3:13)
I mean, athletic.

**Kip Wightman** (3:14)
You're still young.

**Kip Wightman** (3:17)