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Nick, Luttsy & Susie O’Neill

September 17, 2026

It's a very jingley show as we put the finishing touches on our prize for the Geebung Roasting Warehouse, and after doing "How'd Your Mum Embarrass You" the other day, we thought it was only fair to return the favour for all dads. ON TODAY'S SHOW!1. Introduction2.

Speakers Kip Wightman, David Lutteral, Usman Khawaja, Susie O'Neill, Bruce McAvaney, Mick, Haysley Cush, Meena, Ali

TopicsComedy

Kip Wightman (0:04)

Welcome to the program, everyone. Podcast time, Thursday 17th of September.

David Lutteral (0:09)

Oh, like a lot today, guys. I'm not going to go into all the details, but it's like jam packed. We had guests. We had breaking news of records in mango auctions.

The usual classics, obviously.

Kip Wightman (0:26)

Yeah, Smarter Than Suse. Bruce McAvaney joined us.

David Lutteral (0:28)

The great Bruce McAvaney.

Kip Wightman (0:29)

How'd your dad embarrass you was a great phone time.

David Lutteral (0:31)

Yeah, there was heaps. It really is something for everyone today. I'd feel very comfortable with grabbing the entire family right now, wherever you are, and sitting around the wireless for the next, how long?

Usman Khawaja (0:44)

Forty-five minutes? Forty-five, fifty minutes.

Susie O'Neill (0:46)

It doesn't even take up an hour every day.

Kip Wightman (0:47)

God, it's fast with our dads.

David Lutteral (0:48)

And just, I know, right, to sit here for hours to give you this enjoyment.

Susie O'Neill (0:54)

Enjoy it.

David Lutteral (0:55)

It's something for the family.

Kip Wightman (1:02)

Susie, you were just talking about women taking testosterone earlier.

Susie O'Neill (1:04)

Yeah, I'm not a medical expert.

Bruce McAvaney (1:06)

No, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Kip Wightman (1:07)

Be guided by experts. But I know they could do that. So I was looking at what happens if women take testosterone.

Susie O'Neill (1:11)

I was talking about HRT. So progesterone, estrogen, testosterone are the three things you can.

Kip Wightman (1:16)

So apparently some side effects. If medically appropriate doses of testosterone are taken, you get increased sex drive.

Susie O'Neill (1:24)

I heard that.

David Lutteral (1:25)

Swim faster.

Kip Wightman (1:25)

Increased energy and sense of well-being in some women.

David Lutteral (1:28)

I may swim faster up.

Kip Wightman (1:30)

You can swim faster.

Susie O'Neill (1:31)

That's the next point.

David Lutteral (1:31)

The Chinese did that time. Don't say anything, Susie.

Susie O'Neill (1:34)

No, that was Luttsy talking.

David Lutteral (1:36)

That's in case you couldn't tell the difference. That was Luttsy talking saying the Chinese swim faster.

Kip Wightman (1:41)

Increased muscle mass strength.

Changes in body composition. However, if testosterone levels become too high, you can get oily skin.

Susie O'Neill (1:53)

Oily? Okay, I don't mind that.

Kip Wightman (1:54)

Increased facial or body hair.

Susie O'Neill (1:57)

It's happening anyway.

David Lutteral (1:59)

I feel like you're maintaining that very well, Susie.

Kip Wightman (2:01)

You're trimming that nicely. Thank you. Your scalp hair can thin.

Susie O'Neill (2:06)

Oh, yes.

Kip Wightman (2:06)

Male pattern hair loss is starts with Haysley. Gross.

Susie O'Neill (2:09)

Really?

Kip Wightman (2:10)

Yeah, apparently a deeper, raspier voice as well.

Susie O'Neill (2:12)

What are you talking about?

David Lutteral (2:14)

What are you talking about, Willis?

Susie O'Neill (2:17)

I thought no one would get the quote if I said that. If we say, what are you talking about, Willis?

Kip Wightman (2:20)

I know the quote. What's it from? What are you talking about, Willis?

Susie O'Neill (2:22)

Different strokes. You know, Little Arnold?

Kip Wightman (2:25)

Yes, yes. Gary Coleman?

My mum used to say that to me growing up. That's where I think I know it.

Susie O'Neill (2:31)

What are you talking about, Willis?

SPEAKER_8 (2:32)

What are you talking about, Willis?

Kip Wightman (2:34)

But it keeps saying just increase libido and muscle mass.

Susie O'Neill (2:37)

I think that's in Australia, because I did ask about it. And they said you can get it if you have low libido. And for some reason, I felt shame in saying that.

David Lutteral (2:48)

So I never did.

Kip Wightman (2:49)

You never tried to take it?

Susie O'Neill (2:50)

Don't you reckon it's shameful to say that?

Usman Khawaja (2:53)

I'm not saying I do or don't, OK?

David Lutteral (2:54)

I've never said it personally.

Susie O'Neill (2:57)

I'm not saying I do or don't, but to say that that's... It feels like a shameful thing to say.

Can I please have some because I have low libido?

David Lutteral (3:06)

I want to be hornier.

Susie O'Neill (3:08)

Yeah, it's weird.

David Lutteral (3:09)

That's a better way to say it. Maybe you should say that to your doctor. I'm not horny enough, doc.

Kip Wightman (3:13)

He's like, oh, that's fine.

Mick (3:14)

Give me something.

David Lutteral (3:16)

The hair thing is weird. I thought testosterone would give you more hair.

Kip Wightman (3:21)

That's if levels become obviously dangerously high.

Susie O'Neill (3:22)

I think as you turn male-y, males lose their hair.

David Lutteral (3:24)

Oh, yeah, so they become a male.

Kip Wightman (3:27)

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