🎙️ BONUS | Why Nick is the Thumb of Our Team

**Kip Wightman** (0:05)
Hey, welcome to the bonus podcast.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:09)
Oh yeah, I woke up this morning to this on my Instagram off Flocky.
The latest Brostology. So it looks like it's a guy who does astrology, but he's a bro, so he calls it Brostology. Brostology. I think bro. Bross.

**David Lutteral** (0:24)
Sounds like he's saying prostitute, Brostology.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:26)
Bross. Mix it up with the band Bross. Remember Bross?
Yeah. When Will I Be Famous? I don't know Bross. Will I be famous?

**Kip Wightman** (0:36)
That was the pop star song. Pop do a pop star house.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:39)
Really?

**Kip Wightman** (0:40)
I swear.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:40)
Oh, wow. Bross.

**David Lutteral** (0:43)
Remember there was a horrible rumour when you were at school.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:46)
No.

**David Lutteral** (0:47)
About Bross. I can't even say it.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:49)
Oh, God. Tell me off the air. No, I never heard the rumour. I had a friend who was really into them.

**David Lutteral** (0:53)
I said, yeah, you know, Bross, you know what happened to them? And then there was this thing that maybe it's only at boy schools.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:58)
Yeah.
Interesting. I'll hear that later.
The latest brostology is, which finger are you as a friend? Huh? We're talking fingering. No, which finger are you? So we can do it with our group. Are you a thumb, an index, middle, ring or pinky friend?

**Kip Wightman** (1:14)
Well, that's fun.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:14)
And it's just by vibe.

**Kip Wightman** (1:16)
Okay. Can you describe each? Does he have a description of what the fingers mean?

**Susie O'Neill** (1:20)
No, but I think from your own...

**David Lutteral** (1:23)
What do you mean he doesn't have a description of it?

**Kip Wightman** (1:25)
He's just putting it out to the description.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:26)
No, but in your head, you can look at the hand and think, who's like a thumb? Who's someone's always... Who's a thumb? Okay, thumb is something that's always needed. If the thumb's gone, you're stuffed.

**Kip Wightman** (1:39)
You need the thumb. Like the thumb is, I guess, the strong one. I mean, the finger you need the least, would you say is the ring finger?

**David Lutteral** (1:45)
But what's that got to do with friendships?

**Kip Wightman** (1:49)
I guess it's saying you have a useless friend, a really strong friend.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:51)
Yeah, it's like, who's in the friend group? Like, who's in us group? Like, I was going to, well...

**David Lutteral** (1:55)
Oh, so some, so I'm talking about, so you're talking about us.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:58)
Yes, us. Us as a group of friends. Yeah.

**Kip Wightman** (2:01)
We're colleagues, but...

**Susie O'Neill** (2:02)
I was going to say that Nick was the pinky because he was little, but now I've switched actually to the thumb. Ooh! Because if he's not here panelling... He's fat.

**Kip Wightman** (2:09)
I'm short and stumpy.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:10)
If he's not here... If he's not here panelling, then it doesn't happen.

**Kip Wightman** (2:15)
I see.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:16)
He's the thumb.

**Kip Wightman** (2:17)
Okay, I like that. Hold it together. Keep him in. Yeah, all right.

**David Lutteral** (2:20)
He's a long way away from the rest of us though, isn't he? He's out here.

**Kip Wightman** (2:24)
He's a bit isolated.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:24)
I actually kind of am, you know.

**David Lutteral** (2:27)
Where are you?

**Susie O'Neill** (2:27)
You guys are sort of all hanging out together. Yeah, I'm sort of in my own little party over here.

**David Lutteral** (2:32)
He's a little fat Nick over here.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:33)
Yeah, yeah.

**Kip Wightman** (2:35)
Just the glue just hanging out by himself.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:38)
And then I think we can do Luttsy and me, and also two more can be Ash and Lockie.

**Kip Wightman** (2:41)
Yeah, that's our team.

**David Lutteral** (2:42)
That's me right there, I reckon.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:43)
And I was going to say that you're the up yours finger. Middle finger.

**Kip Wightman** (2:47)
Comes out when you need it most.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:49)
Yeah, like if you need something to be said.

**Kip Wightman** (2:53)
Yeah, yeah. And if you know how to use it.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:55)
But if you want, like I know if I want, I'm not, are you going rude?

**Kip Wightman** (2:59)
No.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:59)
Okay.
Like if you want to tell, if I want to tell the boss something, I know that Luttsy will say it for me. Like he's the...

**David Lutteral** (3:05)
I'm sorry, this is rude now, Sus, but you've led me off on a tangent. There's this Instagram went around on my algorithm this week about the girls at the doctor. She goes, I don't know, like my butt's really sore around the entrance. And he said, well, your first problem is it's an exit.