Topics: Comedy
**Nick** (0:04)
Welcome to the show, which is Monday the 3rd of August, already in August, guys.
**David Luttrell** (0:09)
It's mental.
**David Luttrell** (0:10)
A big show.
**David Luttrell** (0:11)
In a world where Mondays get a bad rap, one show will change everything.
**Nick** (0:17)
We lifted today, I think.
**Susie O'Neill** (0:19)
Wow. I felt like we did. It started off, it was hard, because Luttsy had a technical issue with his microphone.
**David Luttrell** (0:24)
Yeah, I was getting very angry, and I started like bitching out. That took a good half hour to get rectified. I had technicians in both hemispheres working feverishly.
**Nick** (0:35)
People were even texting our text line saying, can't hear Luttsy, what's going on? We're getting messages.
**David Luttrell** (0:39)
Yeah, so did I. I got that as well.
**Susie O'Neill** (0:42)
But we fixed it and we powered on.
**Nick** (0:44)
Yeah, to a wonderful show.
**Susie O'Neill** (0:45)
A powerful show.
**Nick** (0:46)
Suse talks about her powerful birthday she had, and something she's doing wrong as a parent still to this day.
**Susie O'Neill** (0:52)
She reminds me we've got to book those tickets, book those dentist appointments.
**David Luttrell** (0:56)
I don't think you've booked tickets to a dentist.
**Susie O'Neill** (1:00)
Front row seat.
**Nick** (1:02)
There you are.
**Susie O'Neill** (1:03)
To Mr. Tooth.
**Nick** (1:05)
Enjoy the show.
**Susie O'Neill** (1:12)
Good morning, everyone.
**Susie O'Neill** (1:13)
Good morning.
**Nick** (1:14)
And do we have our Los Angeles, or where are you right now, overseas, Luttsy?
**David Luttrell** (1:17)
I'm in Eugene, Oregon, right now.
**Nick** (1:20)
Eugene, Oregon, famous for?
**David Luttrell** (1:23)
Nothing other than track and field, really.
**Susie O'Neill** (1:26)
You had a really cool bar there over the weekend, I saw.
**David Luttrell** (1:28)
Oh, yes. That was great.
**David Luttrell** (1:29)
I found a wonderful bar.
**David Luttrell** (1:31)
Yeah, it's been great. It's actually a very nice part of the world, but the World Under 20 Track and Field Championships start on Tuesday, so I'm over here for that. So I'll be joining you from, I mean, I'm in a little meeting room at my wonderful hotel.
**David Luttrell** (1:46)
Nice. Inn on Fifth.
**Susie O'Neill** (1:50)
What's that?
**David Luttrell** (1:50)
I'm going to do a plug for them because they gave me a meeting room for free.
**Nick** (1:53)
Oh, I see.
**SPEAKER_7** (1:55)
You can do a plug for them on Australian radio.
**David Luttrell** (1:57)
That's why I stay as the Inn on Fifth.
**Nick** (2:00)
Hi, I'm David Luttrell.
**David Luttrell** (2:02)
The Inn on Fifth.
**Susie O'Neill** (2:03)
The other funny thing, Luttsy, is we gave you a USB stick or someone did to put our whatever sponsors behind you, and behind you is the four pictures of the sponsor, those little thumbtacks. Do you know what I mean? One side of the TV behind you has a picture of us.
**Nick** (2:16)
Can you see me?
**Susie O'Neill** (2:17)
Yeah.
**Nick** (2:18)
A little thumbtack picture. I'm cropped out in that photo.
**Ash** (2:21)
Actually, Nick's not even in it and then-
**Nick** (2:22)
Oh, there we are.
**Susie O'Neill** (2:23)
There we are. Well done.
**Nick** (2:25)
Look at that.
**David Luttrell** (2:25)
That looks great. It's not great, is it?
**Nick** (2:27)
No.
**Ash** (2:28)
I don't want to say it's polled.
**Nick** (2:29)
I don't want to say budget cuts have hit us, but it looks pretty average.
**Nick** (2:32)
It's pretty polled.
**Nick** (2:33)
It's like that episode of The Office where he watches TV. He's in that really little TV.
**Locky** (2:37)
It's exactly like that.
**Nick** (2:39)
Luttsy's sitting in front of this tiny monitor.
**Susie O'Neill** (2:41)
Plus, on the wall, there's a light switch behind it. And is that a tap opener?
**David Luttrell** (2:45)
No, that's to stop the door from hitting. It's a really light door, so if you swing it too hard, it smashes into the wall.
**Nick** (2:53)
It's a door stop.
**Susie O'Neill** (2:54)
It's a door stop.
**Nick** (2:55)
What a beautiful room you're in doing this show.
**Susie O'Neill** (2:59)
Look at that.
**David Luttrell** (3:00)
It's magic.
**Susie O'Neill** (3:01)
It has your ulcer on your tongue too.
**David Luttrell** (3:02)
Yeah, I can hear it.
**Susie O'Neill** (3:03)
I don't want to say anything, but you got a little lisp this morning.
**Locky** (3:05)
I saw the ulcers back.
**Susie O'Neill** (3:07)
You got a little lisp.
**David Luttrell** (3:07)
Have I got a lisp?
**Susie O'Neill** (3:08)
What? No.
**David Luttrell** (3:11)
I thought it was okay.
**Nick** (3:13)
It's more noticeable this week than last week.
**David Luttrell** (3:15)
Yeah.
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