Topics: Comedy
**Kip Wightman** (0:04)
Welcome everyone to the show, Thursday the 27th of August, Augustus.
**Ash Bradnam** (0:13)
What's that?
**Kip Wightman** (0:14)
That was my Apple Watch. It goes from when you put it on water mode, it locks it, and I have a shower in the morning, and then you unlock it, it makes that weird sound effect. Did you just unlock it then? Just unlocked it, yeah.
**Susie O'Neill** (0:22)
How come you unlocked it just then?
**Kip Wightman** (0:22)
I just realized I hadn't done it.
**Susie O'Neill** (0:24)
Oh, okay.
**David Lutteral** (0:25)
I've never heard that sound effect in my life.
**Ash Bradnam** (0:27)
Yeah, that's quite loud.
**Kip Wightman** (0:29)
Well, I can't now. It's only when it's been locked for a while.
But it is a great show today. One of the great phoners, what's in the back of your car?
**Susie O'Neill** (0:37)
That was funny.
**Kip Wightman** (0:38)
Which slaps, lots of people called in.
**Susie O'Neill** (0:40)
Which reminds me, we've got to get our producer, Ash, to tap dance in her tap shoes that she has in the back of her car.
**Kip Wightman** (0:45)
Maybe we should make her do it on tomorrow. Friday feels like a fun Friday.
**Ash Bradnam** (0:48)
Friday, tomorrow.
**Kip Wightman** (0:49)
We have a busy show tomorrow though.
**Susie O'Neill** (0:50)
Let's get her to tap dance tomorrow.
**David Lutteral** (0:52)
Dance. Oh, God, there's a lot on tomorrow.
**Ash Bradnam** (0:53)
We do.
**Kip Wightman** (0:54)
We're giving away some money.
**Ash Bradnam** (0:56)
Maybe Monday.
**David Lutteral** (0:56)
But I'd hate to jam it in.
**Kip Wightman** (0:58)
No, you won't jam it in.
**David Lutteral** (0:59)
And we don't give it justice.
**Kip Wightman** (1:00)
Maybe Monday because Monday we're a bit flat.
**David Lutteral** (1:02)
Because there's nothing I want to see more than producer Ashley. Tap dancing. Tap dancing in our car park.
**Kip Wightman** (1:07)
Yeah, it would be very funny while we're live on air.
**David Lutteral** (1:11)
Can we do it live?
**SPEAKER_4** (1:12)
Yeah, I think so.
**Susie O'Neill** (1:14)
It was going to be the veranda but we changed it to the car park.
**David Lutteral** (1:16)
Yeah, yeah.
**SPEAKER_8** (1:17)
And now she's putting on a real money.
**Ash Bradnam** (1:18)
No, the car park's better, wouldn't it?
**SPEAKER_4** (1:19)
Yeah, I think we can.
**Alisha** (1:20)
It's echoing down there.
**Susie O'Neill** (1:23)
It looks good with all the red poles.
**Ash Bradnam** (1:24)
It's very retro. Yeah, that's fun.
**Susie O'Neill** (1:26)
Yeah, let's do it down there.
**Kip Wightman** (1:26)
We'll make her wear like a full tap costume.
**Susie O'Neill** (1:28)
And she just has to do it while we're on air. She has to do it for a whole break, one of our breaks.
**Kip Wightman** (1:32)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And maybe a prime time as well, 8.20. I reckon that's right. It's still 7.50.
**David Lutteral** (1:37)
And what's the music like?
**Susie O'Neill** (1:40)
I don't know.
**Kip Wightman** (1:40)
I don't know what tap music is.
**Susie O'Neill** (1:41)
Tap dance has got cute music.
**Kate Ritchie** (1:47)
Best tap dancing song.
**Ash Bradnam** (1:49)
She's coming around to tell us what's in the music.
**Susie O'Neill** (1:51)
Sing, Sing, Sing by Betty Goodman.
**SPEAKER_4** (1:53)
Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy.
**David Lutteral** (1:55)
Oh, the Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy would be great.
**Kip Wightman** (1:58)
Oh, Candy.
**Matt** (2:00)
Oh, yes, yes.
**Susie O'Neill** (2:01)
Does that one go?
**David Lutteral** (2:02)
It goes like the Boogie Woogie Boogie Boy. It's got the Boogie Woogie feel to it.
**Ash Bradnam** (2:07)
Has it?
**David Lutteral** (2:07)
It's spot on, Susan.
**Kip Wightman** (2:08)
I don't think we actually have that activated.
**Ash Bradnam** (2:11)
Adelaide. Adelaide will have it.
**Susie O'Neill** (2:13)
It says Happy by Pharrell Williams.
**Ash Bradnam** (2:14)
Dill, can you hear me?
**Kip Wightman** (2:15)
Can you please get us Candy Man?
**Susie O'Neill** (2:17)
Footloose by Kenny Loggins?
**Kip Wightman** (2:18)
Christina Aguilera. No, Footloose is.
**Ash Bradnam** (2:20)
My daily. Oh, I think someone will do that.
**David Lutteral** (2:22)
Interestingly, Footloose, oh, it's Flashdance, which is Kevin Bacon in.
**Kip Wightman** (2:28)
Footloose?
**Ash Bradnam** (2:28)
Footloose.
**David Lutteral** (2:29)
Last time we filmed, for some reason, us pretending to be him was downstairs in the car park.
**Susie O'Neill** (2:33)
Really?
**David Lutteral** (2:34)
Yeah, for real. I think I was...
**SPEAKER_12** (2:36)
It was before my time.
**David Lutteral** (2:36)
I was pretending I was Kevin Bacon.
**Susie O'Neill** (2:38)
Last time I did a song down there was on a car doing...
**SPEAKER_12** (2:41)
That was hot.
**Susie O'Neill** (2:42)
At the wash shop.
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