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🌴 SPRING BREAK | Susie’s Great Flush Dilemma

Nick, Luttsy & Susie O’Neill

October 4, 2026

Nick, Luttsy and Susie are off on their spring break and so we've compiled some of the best bits from the past few months into a bitesized podcast. Feel free to use this time to catch up on old episodes, or listen to the best of the best right here! Love what you hear?

Speakers Susie O'Neill, David Lutteral, Nick, Kip Wightman

TopicsComedy

Susie O'Neill (0:13)

You do so much extra work that I don't realize you do.

David Lutteral (0:16)

Honestly, you think what I've done today, I've done three freaking quizzes. I'm doing voiceover work.

Nick (0:21)

Yeah, changing things on the fly. You should put a time sheet in for that open, I hope you did.

David Lutteral (0:26)

It's a very good idea, actually.

Nick (0:27)

I like it.

David Lutteral (0:28)

I'll talk to Susie's agent.

Nick (0:29)

Yeah.

David Lutteral (0:31)

This is very good.

Yeah, so this is what we were talking about last week. You were talking about old ads. This is a bit different, but you were... Yeah. This is what got me triggered. It was a week ago. By this week. You were talking about old school ads. Yeah. Blah, blah, blah. So I thought we'd get... And we've been talking about confectionary. I've got three confectionary. So is that the word? Is there any other word for that? Lollies. Lollies. That sort of business.

Susie O'Neill (0:52)

Oh, okay. Three types of lollies.

David Lutteral (0:53)

Yeah, ads. And these are retro ads for confectionary products.

Susie O'Neill (0:59)

Do we have to guess what it is?

David Lutteral (1:00)

And what I've done is I've taken out the, you know, obviously the bits where they say the names of the confectionary. And what I want you two to do, and I guess you can play along in the car as well, because that's what we're doing, is try and guess which confectionary...

Susie O'Neill (1:17)

I love these things.

David Lutteral (1:18)

I love this.

Nick (1:19)

Pin the ad to the lolly, so to speak.

Susie O'Neill (1:21)

Is it really throwback?

David Lutteral (1:25)

They're all throwback. But I mean, I think there's... Keeping in mind, they're all...

No, well, they're confectionary.

Susie O'Neill (1:32)

Confectionary.

David Lutteral (1:33)

No, not just chocolate. They're confectionary.

But I mean, just keep in mind that you can play along. Even because they're old, you can play along, because you might... Oh, that makes sense. So that's that particular one. You know what I mean? It's not like, oh, remember that ad. It's just like, oh, they're talking about that. So it might be that.

Susie O'Neill (1:49)

Just an answer?

David Lutteral (1:50)

You understand. OK, so here's number one.

Susie O'Neill (1:54)

Sorry, do we just yell out our answer? Or do we just think about it?

David Lutteral (1:57)

Let the audio play and we'll check it out.

Susie O'Neill (1:59)

No, but what if I have to yell out the answer?

Nick (2:00)

I know, we're getting competitive now. I get it.

David Lutteral (2:02)

No, I want you to wait, because you're wrecking for people playing in the car. OK, so don't... We've just had a loss in smiling, Susie. But having said that, if one of you put your hand up first, I'll give you the first chance to say it as a reveal. But don't say it out loud. So here's...

This ad goes back... Don't say it out loud. OK. OK, turn your bloody microphone off. You can't control yourself, Susie.

Nick (2:25)

She wants this win.

David Lutteral (2:26)

This ad goes back to 1992

Nick (2:30)

Huh, that's not very shattering. I'll give you a shattering.

David Lutteral (2:38)

Now that is shattering.

Nick (2:40)

It's the way shatters that matters.

David Lutteral (2:43)

It's the way it shatters that matters. I don't know.

Susie O'Neill (2:46)

I'm back again. Can we make the ads a bit louder next time? I could barely hear it.

David Lutteral (2:49)

It's one of my headphones.

Susie O'Neill (2:50)

It's your fault, Nick.

Nick (2:51)

So sorry.

I'm your competitor. Uh, shatters that matters.

Susie O'Neill (2:55)

Yes, I think about that.

David Lutteral (2:56)

I will say this one is a chocolate.

Nick (2:57)

Yeah, maybe think Freddo Frog.

David Lutteral (2:59)

Do you know it already?

Nick (3:00)

No, that's just because there was a frog ribbit.

Susie O'Neill (3:03)

I don't know.

David Lutteral (3:03)

Think of the shatters that matters.

Susie O'Neill (3:05)

That sounds familiar.

David Lutteral (3:07)

Shattering. What would you think of one you'd break open?

Susie O'Neill (3:10)

A Malteser or a Jaffa?

David Lutteral (3:12)

Similar. Think of a chocolate bar like that.

Nick (3:15)

Like you break that.

Susie O'Neill (3:16)

Similar to a Malteser?

David Lutteral (3:18)

I'm thinking you're killing people in the car right now. No one's got it? No one's got it? Similar to a Jaffa. Violet Crumble.

Kip Wightman (3:22)

Oh, yes.

David Lutteral (3:24)

Shatters that matters.

Susie O'Neill (3:25)

Shatters that matters.

David Lutteral (3:26)

Shatters that matters. It's shattering. Shattering crumble. I know it's easy for me.

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