📻 FULL SHOW | Was Our Masked Swimmer Discovered?
Nick, Luttsy & Susie O’Neill
October 16, 2026
People are now bragging about their resting heart rates and our heart rates are elevated as we ponder the possibility of afternoon drinks on CityCats. Plus! Find out exactly where our Masked Swimmer was hiding after yesterday's show. ON TODAY'S SHOW!1. Introduction2. Overnight News with Suse3.
Speakers Susie O'Neill, David Lutteral
TopicsComedy
SPEAKER_2 (0:04)
Hey, welcome to the show Friday the 16th of October.
Susie O'Neill (0:09)
Okay, we had a lot of masked swimmer stuff.
SPEAKER_2 (0:11)
Yeah, you masked out, eh?
Susie O'Neill (0:12)
Masked swimmer.
David Lutteral (0:14)
I really enjoyed that chat today. It went in our areas, there was different chats, wasn't there?
Susie O'Neill (0:18)
Yeah, yeah. With the caller and the grinding the gears.
David Lutteral (0:21)
There was Erin.
Susie O'Neill (0:22)
Erin, that's what I was thinking of.
David Lutteral (0:24)
She tells a wonderful story that you'll kind of hear. And Smarter Than Suse just continues to rise.
SPEAKER_2 (0:32)
Yeah, it just gets bigger and bigger.
David Lutteral (0:34)
Brilliant.
Susie O'Neill (0:35)
Can you give a big shout out to Belinda, who's the lady who found me in the masked swimmer?
SPEAKER_2 (0:40)
Yes.
David Lutteral (0:41)
Yeah, you can give her a shout out if you want.
Susie O'Neill (0:43)
Hello, Belinda.
SPEAKER_2 (0:43)
Did well.
Susie O'Neill (0:44)
Thank you.
SPEAKER_2 (0:44)
She sounded like a lovely winner we chatted to today.
Susie O'Neill (0:46)
Yeah, she does this all the time. She was good. She's done all the clues. She found extra clues. She was saying stuff that I'd said that you should make relate to the answer, which I can't even.
SPEAKER_2 (0:55)
Did you even intentionally mean to do that?
Susie O'Neill (0:57)
No, and don't ask me what it was because I can't remember what she said. But she's like, yeah, and then you did this and this and this. I'm thinking, I don't think that I was trying to give a clue.
SPEAKER_2 (1:03)
Some people really dive into the weeds, don't they? I know.
David Lutteral (1:05)
You actually realize, we just sit here in a gas bag. Yeah. And then you realize there's people running around in the wrong suburb, Seancliff.
SPEAKER_5 (1:13)
A lot of people went to Seancliff.
SPEAKER_2 (1:15)
You know how yesterday I went off early and gave away. I said, you look Amish. And I was like, revealed that someone takes it in the text line. Like, I saw someone who looked Amish.
SPEAKER_8 (1:23)
I thought it could be.
David Lutteral (1:25)
Just tackled some Amish dude in Stafford.
SPEAKER_2 (1:29)
Is that a fake bit?
SPEAKER_8 (1:31)
I know it is.
SPEAKER_7 (1:32)
Reveal yourself.
SPEAKER_2 (1:34)
So we can say anything now. They're going to think it's close.
David Lutteral (1:36)
I know. So it almost makes me feel a bit guilty that we're sending people on more goose chases.
SPEAKER_7 (1:41)
It's fun though.
David Lutteral (1:42)
There would be people walking around in Seancliff, you know, on those effing...
SPEAKER_2 (1:45)
Yeah, we could lose listeners from listening.
SPEAKER_7 (1:47)
Honestly, let's be careful.
Susie O'Neill (1:48)
I don't want to know where I'm going as well this time.
SPEAKER_7 (1:50)
I really do know. What did he tell you?
Susie O'Neill (1:53)
He's going to tell you next week.
SPEAKER_6 (1:54)
That's not fun because then you can't play around.
SPEAKER_7 (1:56)
No, because then I worry about talking.
SPEAKER_9 (1:57)
Then you'll just shut down.
David Lutteral (1:58)
He doesn't do stuff willy-nilly. He must have a theory around why he doesn't. And he reckons it's better radio that you do what you do.
SPEAKER_2 (2:05)
But I think Susie will just shut down because you won't want to say anything.
SPEAKER_7 (2:07)
Yeah, I'll be worried about it.
SPEAKER_2 (2:08)
Do you think Susie's going to play around with it and say...
Susie O'Neill (2:10)
No, I won't play around with it.
David Lutteral (2:11)
Yeah, I agree.
Susie O'Neill (2:13)
I won't, because I'll worry that I'll give it away.
SPEAKER_7 (2:16)
Maybe you don't want that.
SPEAKER_2 (2:17)
No, no, no. Anyway, it's a great show. It's a wild journey. Enjoy it.
SPEAKER_10 (2:26)
Crap.
Susie O'Neill (2:27)
A woman from Ballina.
SPEAKER_10 (2:28)
What?
Susie O'Neill (2:29)
In northern New South Wales was the only Division 1 winner. And incredibly, she bought her ticket at the last minute because the rest of her family had entered and she had FOMO.
Did she really win $100 million?
SPEAKER_11 (2:43)
That's crazy.
Susie O'Neill (2:45)
She's already planning to pay off the mortgage, help her family and celebrate with champagne. What's she going to do with the other $99 million? Not exactly.
David Lutteral (2:53)
That's $1 million gone. It sounds, I don't know why it sounds like it. It sounds like she's not married and stuff. Like, is she a lone ranger?
Susie O'Neill (3:01)
How old is she? I don't know. You've got your sights set on her.
SPEAKER_7 (3:04)
Is that what you're thinking?
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