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Kip Wightman (0:04)

Welcome to the show, what we're calling Poo Gate today.

Susie O'Neill (0:08)

So much poo here.

SPEAKER_4 (0:10)

Incredible. It just kept on coming, didn't it?

Kip Wightman (0:14)

And I didn't play one fart sound effect, guys.

David Lutteral (0:16)

No. Oh yeah. What an idiot.

SPEAKER_6 (0:18)

Have you been reprimanded for that?

David Lutteral (0:19)

Yeah.

Lachlan Sands (0:20)

Have you really?

Kip Wightman (0:20)

Yeah, sound effects.

David Lutteral (0:21)

Sound effects in general, but also fart.

Lachlan Sands (0:22)

Really?

Kip Wightman (0:23)

I've been told our CEO himself hates fart sound effects within the show.

SPEAKER_4 (0:28)

Did he like? Oh no, I don't think he likes toilet humor.

Kip Wightman (0:30)

He hates toilet humor.

David Lutteral (0:31)

We just did a whole show. The whole show was toilet humor. I was just hoping he wasn't listening.

Ash Bradnam (0:35)

He doesn't listen.

Susie O'Neill (0:36)

It was either that or the whole show was going to be Sidney Sweeney as every single... I've been watching the daytime TV.

Ash Bradnam (0:41)

We cabled in Sidney Sweeney early.

Kip Wightman (0:43)

Yeah, we do touch on it in our own little way.

Susie O'Neill (0:45)

It's been like...

Kip Wightman (0:47)

Like I had this on the go. You know, I didn't even get to do it.

David Lutteral (0:50)

You better be lucky hoping he wasn't listening.

Ash Bradnam (0:52)

Yeah, he doesn't like it.

Kip Wightman (0:53)

He hates it. Like I was like, that was one of the first things I was told, I think, maybe because I played one early.

Ash Bradnam (0:58)

We did dabble in areas today, but it was through necessity. We weren't like just throwing out there for the sake of it.

SPEAKER_9 (1:04)

It just happened to pop up in.

David Lutteral (1:06)

I also had.

Kip Wightman (1:07)

I'm going to say. No, I didn't have that.

David Lutteral (1:09)

Well, don't play more.

Ash Bradnam (1:10)

Listen to the podcast.

Kip Wightman (1:11)

Yeah. I was going to do a flush sound effect, but it's not there. See, lucky I didn't do it.

Ash Bradnam (1:15)

By the way, I don't know what's happening, but on my emails, it's like, hi, it's our CEO and his name. Got a really good opportunity for you. Can you get my number?

Susie O'Neill (1:27)

Yeah.

Ash Bradnam (1:28)

Can you give us your number? I was like, he's already got my number.

Susie O'Neill (1:30)

Send that to his assistant.

Ash Bradnam (1:32)

Really?

Susie O'Neill (1:33)

Yeah, because I got one as well and he wanted to know about it.

Ash Bradnam (1:35)

Oh, really?

Kip Wightman (1:36)

It's like spam testing.

Ash Bradnam (1:38)

I don't think it is spam testing.

SPEAKER_10 (1:40)

I don't think that's spam testing.

Susie O'Neill (1:41)

But it's not from him.

Ash Bradnam (1:42)

With the CEO.

Susie O'Neill (1:43)

Check his address. It won't be his address exactly. Because the one I looked at then, it was slightly, a couple of letters were wrong, a couple of bits were wrong.

Kip Wightman (1:50)

This is the sound effect I was after.

SPEAKER_9 (1:54)

What are you up to?

Ash Bradnam (1:56)

I'm saying no, because our CEO doesn't like it.

SPEAKER_6 (1:58)

Glad I didn't play it? I hate that. Okay, good.

Kip Wightman (2:01)

That's Sue's going.

Ash Bradnam (2:04)

It's still going.

Kip Wightman (2:05)

Jeez, that's a bad toilet. I didn't get that one checked out.

Ash Bradnam (2:07)

You've got to hit the side sometimes, because it keeps running.

Kip Wightman (2:10)

Get a little slap, slap. What about the toilets now? There's no side, you know. You just press the wall, the button on the wall.

Ash Bradnam (2:16)

That's like mine at home.

Kip Wightman (2:17)

Is that yours? Just the toilet seat coming out.

Susie O'Neill (2:20)

Same as mine.

Ash Bradnam (2:20)

That's what rich people have.

Kip Wightman (2:21)

That's how the other half live, hey? I've still got the shitty toilet seat.

David Lutteral (2:25)

You've got a system.

Susie O'Neill (2:25)

They're a pain in the ass, actually.

Ash Bradnam (2:27)

Well, if anything goes wrong, you've got to dig into a wall to get to it.

David Lutteral (2:29)

You've got to get a plumber.

Kip Wightman (2:30)

Don't make it like they used to, whereas I can totally fix mine.

David Lutteral (2:33)

Dig it, fix it yourself. Oh yeah, it's just messing with it.

Susie O'Neill (2:34)

When the float gets stuck, take off the lid and pull it up.

Ash Bradnam (2:37)

It feels so important. Yeah, yeah. Sometimes I sit front ways in.

David Lutteral (2:43)