🎙️ BONUS | Skin Head Luttsy

Kip Wightman (0:05)

Welcome, bonus podcasters.

David Lutteral (0:08)

Hello.

Kip Wightman (0:09)

Oh, a bit yawn.

Like a bit... We're tired today, aren't we? I'm tired. Yeah, I'm cooked today.

David Lutteral (0:16)

Don't you think it happens almost every single day now at exactly the same time as I'm about to say your time starts now on Smarter Than Sue's? I genuinely get indigestion.

Kip Wightman (0:27)

Yeah.

David Lutteral (0:28)

Every day.

Kip Wightman (0:29)

I'm not even kidding.

David Lutteral (0:30)

I know sometimes I go, I witness it. I see it firsthand.

Susie O'Neill (0:33)

Is it really painful? Because Cliff's been talking about his...

Kip Wightman (0:36)

Heartburn's painful.

Susie O'Neill (0:37)

Do you get the heartburn one?

David Lutteral (0:39)

Well, I don't know what's what, but I know the other night at the Broncos, it was, Nick.

I got my first beer and just had a fair swig, because I thought I could do it with a beer and I just felt it. I felt that it was like reacting with something to somewhere down there.

Kip Wightman (0:54)

Refluxy?

David Lutteral (0:55)

Refluxy, just like a burn.

Kip Wightman (0:56)

It was burning.

David Lutteral (0:57)

Yeah.

Kip Wightman (0:58)

What does it mean? It can muck with your throat as well, the reflux, like the acid.

David Lutteral (1:03)

Oh, yeah. I don't even know what's called what. I've got all of them.

I don't want to talk about it. Brother's wife said it was, I made a friend out of that and she ended up having something awful. Another way to die.

Kip Wightman (1:17)

There's so many ways to die, isn't there?

Kip Wightman (1:20)

I got the bowel kit, because you're 50

David Lutteral (1:25)

The government gives you the, you should do that.

Susie O'Neill (1:27)

That's a very preventable, no not preventable.

David Lutteral (1:29)

No, we'll do that.

Susie O'Neill (1:30)

Saving disease?

David Lutteral (1:31)

They haven't sent me the preventable. Apparently 90%, like if they get them early, they can treat 90% of bowel-related cancers.

Kip Wightman (1:38)

Because you've never had a colonoscopy yet, have you?

David Lutteral (1:40)

Is that the hose up the arse thing? Yeah, yeah, they go in your sleeve. No, I've never had it medically.

Kip Wightman (1:45)

You've had it on Saturday nights. Actually, you frequent a lot.

Kip Wightman (1:48)

I've never had a doctor stick anything up my arse.

Kip Wightman (1:50)

You'll be a pro at it, mate.

David Lutteral (1:51)

That's not true. I've had two fingers up my butt.

Kip Wightman (1:53)

Yes.

Susie O'Neill (1:54)

My doctor's.

Kip Wightman (1:54)

Yes, prostate checking.

David Lutteral (1:55)

That's prostate checking.

Susie O'Neill (1:57)

I think they do a blood test for that now, so you don't have to get the fingers.

David Lutteral (2:01)

I quite enjoy it.

Kip Wightman (2:03)

Oh, you just keep going back. David, I saw you last week.

David Lutteral (2:08)

We haven't done this for 12 years, but now we do it every Tuesday.

Kip Wightman (2:13)

I don't do that anymore, do I?

David Lutteral (2:14)

Who am I to you?

Kip Wightman (2:18)

When the massage places fall once he goes to his doctor.

David Lutteral (2:21)

Who was the last guy? He's hilarious. So you'll see him out in the piss, and he'll go, I've stuck my finger up that Blake's arse.

Susie O'Neill (2:27)

That's funny.

David Lutteral (2:27)

He does it all the time.

Susie O'Neill (2:28)

Oh, really?

Kip Wightman (2:29)

That crazy doctor.

Susie O'Neill (2:30)

Yeah.

David Lutteral (2:31)

No, not the one with the blue glasses. He's an infectious disease guy.

Susie O'Neill (2:35)

He's more a textbook doctor.

Kip Wightman (2:36)

Right, right.

David Lutteral (2:37)

But he looks a bit zany.

Kip Wightman (2:39)

A bit zany, a bit out there.

David Lutteral (2:41)

I don't mind when my doctors look zany.

Kip Wightman (2:43)

Specialists. Yeah.

David Lutteral (2:45)

Not GPs.

Kip Wightman (2:47)

Do you have a relation with your GP? I don't have a GP.

David Lutteral (2:49)

I do. Like a family lifetime thing. Right. To the point where I'm like, he's going to retire soon.

Susie O'Neill (2:54)

Yeah, same with mine.

David Lutteral (2:55)

I've known him since I was a kid, and then what happens?

Kip Wightman (2:57)

You find someone else.

David Lutteral (2:58)

It's not going to be fun.

Susie O'Neill (3:00)

Cliff just got one, actually. Well, he hasn't been to him yet, but a lot of guys don't have GPs, do they? Because girls do, because you have to do a lot of tests regularly.

And so you generally get one when you're a teenager.