🤓 SMARTER THAN SUSE | Use it or Lose it
Nick, Luttsy & Susie O’Neill
October 16, 2026
Suse takes on Jess from Aspley on today's edition of Smarter than Suse. Love what you hear?
Speakers Jess, David Lutteral
TopicsComedy
SPEAKER_1 (0:13)
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SPEAKER_3 (0:26)
30 seconds, 5 Questions playing for 15
100 Beans, Jess out of Aspley. Good morning.
Jess (0:33)
Good morning.
SPEAKER_3 (0:34)
Morning. Luttsy can't talk, I reckon.
Jess (0:36)
Say something.
David Lutteral (0:37)
Hang on.
SPEAKER_3 (0:37)
He's eating a...
David Lutteral (0:38)
I'm trying to finish an ice block.
Jess (0:39)
Is he an ice block?
David Lutteral (0:41)
But I'm getting a brain freeze.
SPEAKER_3 (0:43)
He's eating a Lifesaver ice block, Jess. Bars put them in the fridge. Breakfast of champions.
David Lutteral (0:47)
Bars put them in the fridge is what he said.
Jess (0:48)
I was going to say 8am is early.
SPEAKER_3 (0:50)
Yeah.
David Lutteral (0:51)
I'm that kind of guy.
SPEAKER_3 (0:53)
He's wild, Jess.
David Lutteral (0:54)
Bars put them in the wrong fridge. The fridge is not supposed to get stuff out of. He's got a very strong email about that. What do you have to do this morning, Jess?
Jess (1:03)
I'm just on my way to work.
David Lutteral (1:05)
Way to work.
SPEAKER_3 (1:05)
Right.
David Lutteral (1:06)
Okay.
Jess (1:06)
Yeah. I'm a teacher.
SPEAKER_3 (1:08)
They're a teacher? A teacher. What grade?
Jess (1:12)
High school.
SPEAKER_3 (1:14)
What subject?
Jess (1:15)
Yeah, exactly.
David Lutteral (1:15)
So many questions.
Jess (1:17)
PE and science.
SPEAKER_3 (1:19)
Ooh. Okay.
PE teachers often cross over science, actually.
Jess (1:22)
I think they do.
David Lutteral (1:23)
I reckon they cross over science or maths.
Jess (1:25)
Do they?
David Lutteral (1:26)
Well, they used to know, is that all?
Jess (1:27)
Yeah, science and PE and science and maths.
David Lutteral (1:29)
Wait, is there a synergy between those two?
SPEAKER_3 (1:32)
Science and the body and the PE? What do you think, Jess?
SPEAKER_1 (1:35)
Why do they cross over?
Jess (1:37)
Yeah, well, it's just that exercise science falls into a lot of HPE stuff, so.
SPEAKER_3 (1:42)
Okay, that makes sense.
SPEAKER_1 (1:44)
Okay, I'm going to head out.
David Lutteral (1:46)
Where are all the pens going?
SPEAKER_3 (1:47)
It happens every day. We come and there's no pens.
SPEAKER_1 (1:48)
Can you borrow my very special one?
David Lutteral (1:50)
No, I don't think there's too much responsibility.
SPEAKER_3 (1:51)
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David Lutteral (2:12)
What's the favourite thing about your BYD Go?
SPEAKER_3 (2:14)
My BYD C-Line 7 has this mode when you play music and the lights all flash at night. It's like in the interior of the car. It's like a disco mode. You can turn it off if you don't like it, but it's very good.
David Lutteral (2:25)
That's good. LEDs.
SPEAKER_3 (2:27)
Yes.
David Lutteral (2:29)
Righto. I'm getting that thing again.
SPEAKER_3 (2:30)
Hold on. Reflux. Gaviscon. Oh, God.
David Lutteral (2:34)
This hits me every morning.
SPEAKER_3 (2:35)
Could have been the icy pole. I don't know.
David Lutteral (2:38)
It could have been eating an ice block.
Righto. Good. Excellent. Good. Okay. $1,500, Jess.
Jess (2:49)
I'm nervous.
David Lutteral (2:50)
Never won it yet. Are you kidding?
Jess (2:54)
Sorry.
David Lutteral (2:55)
I went off a bit half-cocked there, as I say. Good luck, Jess. I'm rooting for you. Let's go. Rock and roll. Jess from Aspley. Went to Outback Steakhouse the other day. That was very nice at Aspley, by the way. Recommended.
Let's go. Good luck. 30 seconds on the clock. We have five questions between you and $1,500. Your time starts now. Beginning with B for Bob, which Mars chocolate bar has a white coconut filling?
What term refers specifically to the distance around a circle?
Jess (3:27)
Perconference.
David Lutteral (3:27)
What is the name of Australia's national security agency?
Jess (3:32)
Federal? I don't know.
David Lutteral (3:34)
In Greek mythology, which mountain is home to the gods? What is four times eight?
Jess (3:43)
32 and Olympus.
SPEAKER_3 (3:47)
Came back.
Jess (3:48)
About Olympus.
SPEAKER_3 (3:49)
Sorry.
David Lutteral (3:49)
I heard you. I heard you. I heard you. I heard you. Am I counting that? Well played. I didn't even have to ask the question. I thought you got yourself into some strife there, but you did not.
Jess (3:58)
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