Topics: Comedy
**David Lutteral** (0:05)
Welcome to the show, Friday, 28th of August.
**Kip Wightman** (0:08)
We're coming to you at the moment, live from the streets of Hawthorne, where we surprised someone today with a wonderful prize, Susan.
**Susie O'Neill** (0:14)
$40,000 from TPG.
**David Lutteral** (0:16)
To Melanie.
**Susie O'Neill** (0:18)
Melanie?
**David Lutteral** (0:18)
Melanie, yeah.
**Susie O'Neill** (0:19)
But she had no idea. She was in her office place. We surprised the heck out of her.
**David Lutteral** (0:23)
We'd staked it out by lucky our producer going in there saying, can I use your bathroom? I'm busting.
**Lachlan** (0:28)
Just to suss out if she was in there, it was all good. And she let him in.
**Susie O'Neill** (0:31)
Yeah, I was surprised about that too. I wouldn't do that. He's a creep.
**Kip Wightman** (0:36)
He's wearing sandals.
**Lachlan** (0:38)
Berks, yeah. And shorts.
**Kip Wightman** (0:41)
Why would you let him in?
**David Lutteral** (0:42)
And he did a shit as well, it wasn't him.
**Ash Bradnam** (0:44)
No, he did not.
**Susie O'Neill** (0:45)
No, he did not.
**Ash Bradnam** (0:46)
He did?
**Susie O'Neill** (0:46)
He's a gentleman. He would not have done that.
**Ash Bradnam** (0:48)
He did a shit.
**Susie O'Neill** (0:49)
He did not.
**Lachlan** (0:49)
He was a two wiper though. He was all right. Are you distancing yourself?
**Susie O'Neill** (0:53)
No, I'm just defending Lachlan.
**SPEAKER_8** (0:56)
He's right there.
**Susie O'Neill** (0:57)
He can see us.
**SPEAKER_7** (0:57)
What do you have to say to yourself?
**Kip Wightman** (0:59)
I have to take the line actually.
**SPEAKER_8** (1:02)
It was a good show.
**Susie O'Neill** (1:03)
We had the kissing cam with James Bracey.
**Kip Wightman** (1:06)
Yeah, that's amazing what you did to James Bracey.
**David Lutteral** (1:08)
You and Bracey kissing on the field.
**Susie O'Neill** (1:09)
That was nice. And then we had riding your gears.
**David Lutteral** (1:12)
Yeah, we had Zorko join us.
**Susie O'Neill** (1:13)
Zorko?
**Kip Wightman** (1:14)
That was a good show. Zorko7 spoke to him in a while. Obviously, big weekend. Well, not big weekend ahead, but big time ahead for the Lions.
**David Lutteral** (1:20)
The three-peat is upon us.
**Kip Wightman** (1:22)
Come on.
**David Lutteral** (1:23)
And, you know, then we give away $40,000. We're in the car for a while. We see how the other half live, Suse, and be in traffic.
**Susie O'Neill** (1:29)
And it's a beautiful day. It is a nice day. It's a beautiful day.
**Lachlan** (1:32)
It's a gorgeous day.
**Susie O'Neill** (1:33)
There wasn't much traffic, though.
**Lachlan** (1:34)
And we drove past Susie's school, Luttsy, which she gave a glowing endorsement to.
**Kip Wightman** (1:37)
She said she doesn't remember one thing from school because she was never there, in fairness.
**Susie O'Neill** (1:42)
I had a great time at school.
**Kip Wightman** (1:44)
Are there faces on this car? Oh, there are.
**Lachlan** (1:48)
It's us doing a show next to us. How good.
**Susie O'Neill** (1:51)
I still hang out with my school friends from school. We're called the Best Buzz & Buddies. Yeah, that's right. And we have a WhatsApp account.
**David Lutteral** (1:56)
Best Buzz & Buddies.
**Susie O'Neill** (1:57)
You have a WhatsApp account. We have Angela, Jackie, Leanne.
**Kip Wightman** (2:00)
Are you still talking to Leanne?
**Susie O'Neill** (2:01)
Angela.
**Kip Wightman** (2:02)
I thought you had a fallout with Leanne.
**David Lutteral** (2:03)
Yeah, I thought Leanne was sort of getting iced out.
**Susie O'Neill** (2:05)
No, she lives in London. Oh, that's right. I love Leanne. Yeah, that's right.
**David Lutteral** (2:07)
She sort of just moved away.
**Susie O'Neill** (2:08)
Her nickname was Mother when we were at school because she mothered us.
**David Lutteral** (2:10)
Yeah, and then they got too much, which is why you guys wanted to kick her out of the group.
**Susie O'Neill** (2:13)
No, we didn't. We were a nice group.
**David Lutteral** (2:15)
Anyway, it's a great show.
**Kip Wightman** (2:17)
You're the mean girls.
**David Lutteral** (2:18)
No, we weren't.
**Kip Wightman** (2:19)
You were. Everyone says it.
**Susie O'Neill** (2:21)
We were like the Spice Girls.
**David Lutteral** (2:22)
You can't sit with us.
**Susie O'Neill** (2:23)
We had an eclectic mix of people.
**David Lutteral** (2:25)
Is that like racially eclectic?
**Susie O'Neill** (2:27)
Well, you know what? I probably wasn't even Sporty Spice.
**David Lutteral** (2:28)
Sorry, I was going to fall open.
**Kip Wightman** (2:30)
Vanilla, yeah.
**David Lutteral** (2:34)
Anyway, it's a great show. Enjoy it.
**Kip Wightman** (2:36)
It's a great show.
**Susie O'Neill** (2:45)
I was going to ask everyone what they did last night, but...
**Kip Wightman** (2:47)
I'll tell you the same thing.
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