**Nick** (0:01)
The Nick, Luttsy & Susie O'Neill Podcast.
**Luttsy** (0:06)
Hi everyone, welcome to the Bonus Podcast. With Nick, Luttsy & Susie O'Neill.
**Nick** (0:11)
We have to look at this.
We all have to look at them. There's a sign on the wall.
**Luttsy** (0:18)
When someone filled in for you the other day, Nick, they started saying... You've heard about it a couple of times now, Susie. They started saying the wrong name.
**Nick** (0:25)
Yep. What'd they say?
**Luttsy** (0:26)
Oh, like the old...
**Nick** (0:28)
Old name. Shut up. You've done that. You did that once. You did. Did I? Yep.
**Luttsy** (0:32)
On air?
**Nick** (0:33)
Yep. Did I?
**Luttsy** (0:34)
Yep.
**Nick** (0:34)
I mean, you pulled yourself up on it.
**Luttsy** (0:36)
Oh.
**Nick** (0:36)
I'm sure I just said the old name.
**Luttsy** (0:38)
So did he when he started. Anyway, I'll let you know that. That's hilarious. Um, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, I heard this funny story over the week of someone who used to be a school teacher.
And he was talking about parents. That's all right. Parents school. He's just watching something on Instagram. Parent teacher interviews. And he said that the naughtiest kid in his class, the one who was just like a pain in the ass. Can't remember his name.
**Nick** (1:00)
It's not his name that's important, is it?
**Luttsy** (1:01)
No, but the important is that it's.
**Nick** (1:03)
Harold.
**Luttsy** (1:04)
Harold.
**Nick** (1:05)
I can't remember the kid's name.
**Luttsy** (1:05)
Yeah, let's call him Harold. He was just really naughty. Pretty short kid's name.
**Nick** (1:08)
Oh, no, it was Raph.
**Luttsy** (1:15)
Yeah, but we don't want to say the real name.
**Nick** (1:16)
It was Robert.
**Luttsy** (1:17)
Yeah, we don't want to say the real name.
**Nick** (1:18)
We're not saying the name of the anyone, so it's like no one's going to put two and two together.
**Luttsy** (1:22)
Anyway, and he's got this parent-teacher interview and he's a bit worried about this one because the kid's so naughty or whatever. Maybe.
**Nick** (1:28)
He's a naughty kid. He was a good kid actually. I knew him. He was a good kid.
**Luttsy** (1:31)
Oh, do you know him? You knew the person of the story?
**Nick** (1:33)
Yeah. I knew the kid. Yeah.
**Luttsy** (1:35)
Okay. Anyway, when he sits down, he goes, Hi Robert. Oh, hi. I'm such and such Robert's teacher. And the mum goes, Hello. I'm pussy.
Because he thought he heard it wrong. Did he ask her to repeat it?
**Nick** (1:55)
I think he said, I think he said, I thought, did you, what's your name? And she goes, Pussy.
**Luttsy** (2:00)
My name is Pussy. And he looked over at the naughty kid and the naughty kid's just like laughing and looking at him going, how are you going to react to this Mr. Teacher?
**Nick** (2:09)
What do you got now teacher boy?
**Luttsy** (2:10)
Yeah. And he said, what do you do? He just boy just had to like blank it out and do the whole parentage interview. And obviously he's one of those really good teachers that uses the person's name all the time.
Pussy, what happens in pussy?
**Nick** (2:23)
Every time he said pussy, he was kind of not, he didn't have the heart to say fully say it.
**Luttsy** (2:28)
Pussy? Pussy?
**Nick** (2:29)
So I was like, so what's happening between on lunch breaks last week? Pussy?
**Luttsy** (2:34)
Pussy? Pussy?
I still reckon the mum made that up. It has to.
**Nick** (2:41)
Why?
**Luttsy** (2:41)
She should be a naughty. Pussy? Because naughty.
**Nick** (2:44)
Imagine being a teacher. My name is Pussy. How could your name be Pussy?
**Luttsy** (2:50)
You can't. That can't be real. It must be short. Maybe Melissa. Maybe if you're a cat, Katherine, cat.
**Nick** (2:58)
Like a pussy cat. Pussina? Pussy short for?
**Luttsy** (3:06)
Pussy? Pussy? Yeah, there's pussy short for nothing.
**Nick** (3:10)
My name is Pussy.
**Luttsy** (3:12)
My name is Pussy. Imagine calling your kid that. That is a funny story. What is the name?
Pussy short for? This is in to Claude.
**Nick** (3:24)
How do you get Claude to talk to you by the way?
**Luttsy** (3:26)
I don't know.
**Nick** (3:27)
That's a good question, Susan. You can see that.
**Luttsy** (3:29)
Pussy isn't really short for a longer name. It comes from puss, an old word for cat. Dating back to the 1500s, likely from Dutch pose or similar Germanic root used to call cats.
**Nick** (3:39)
Dutch.
**Luttsy** (3:41)
Dutch, sorry. Pussy is just the diminutive affectionate form of puss, similar to how kitty relates to kitten.
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