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🤓 SMARTER THAN SUSE | Tell Them Luttsy Sent You

Nick, Luttsy & Susie O’Neill

October 14, 2026

Suse takes on Caila from Wellington Point on today's edition of Smarter than Suse. Love what you hear?

Speakers Susie O'Neill, Buzz, Caila

TopicsComedy

SPEAKER_1 (0:13)

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Susie O'Neill (0:26)

Just before I leave, because you know how she's like, I'll walk out quite quickly to I Have a Tiger. We've got Caila on the line. Good morning, Caila from Wellington Point.

Buzz (0:32)

She's still talking to the producers.

SPEAKER_1 (0:34)

Okay.

Susie O'Neill (0:35)

Well, I just want to say that she's about to go on holiday with her mum, which is really funny because our next break is actually about holidays with your mum. Isn't that bizarre?

SPEAKER_1 (0:44)

What?

Buzz (0:45)

We've got Caila there now, I think.

Susie O'Neill (0:46)

Caila. Hey, Caila.

SPEAKER_1 (0:48)

Hello.

Susie O'Neill (0:49)

It says here you're going on holidays with your mum on the weekend. I am.

Caila (0:53)

I am, yes. I'm going down to Melbourne to see my family for one of my baby cousins' birthdays.

Susie O'Neill (0:57)

How good? Is this funny? Because randomly our next break is about going on holidays with your mum.

Buzz (1:01)

Well, it's a new trend apparently. We'll talk about it in 15 minutes.

Susie O'Neill (1:04)

Anyone's mum. Your own mum. Anyone?

SPEAKER_4 (1:07)

I'd love to go on a holiday with a mum. Sounds like fun.

Susie O'Neill (1:11)

Like my mum?

SPEAKER_4 (1:12)

Yeah, why not?

I've met her several times at Noosa. She's very fun. Nothing's going to happen. The way you looked at me then was like, Brother, you didn't go on holidays with my mum.

Caila (1:25)

What do you think I'm going to do with your mum?

SPEAKER_1 (1:27)

Go on, Sus.

SPEAKER_4 (1:28)

But most respect for John. He's a 10,000 brothers. Nudgey College. We'd never touch your mum because of that.

Buzz (1:34)

Get out, Sus.

SPEAKER_4 (1:36)

All right, let's go. Back to you, Caila, from Wellington Point, $1,300. I wasn't really listening to what you were talking about before. Did you say you were going to spend it?

Caila (1:47)

Well, ideally, I am moving out at the end of the year, so some of that would go towards helping me move house. And then obviously use some possibly work a bit down in Melbourne this weekend.

SPEAKER_4 (1:57)

Yeah, nice. A bit of a Melbourne ghetto. I did that last week. Fantastic. I'll tell you what I recommend. I recommend the Beverly rooftop.

Okay. It was a nice great spot. Good food, good people, everything like that. And Marmont down at Southbank on the river. Great spot. Go and see Grant Smiley and tell him Luttsy sent you.

Caila (2:18)

I shall.

Buzz (2:20)

That establishment could be anywhere.

SPEAKER_4 (2:23)

No, there's another one. Don't. No, I'm not going. Don't trigger me at 8.10, buddy. Let's go. Let's go. Come on. $1300 Caila from Wellington Point. Good luck. The part time Nettie from Wellington Point.

30 seconds on the clock. There's five questions and your time starts now. Which famous musical festival was held on a dairy farm in New York in 1969? What name is given to ancient Egyptian kings?

Caila (2:53)

Sparrows.

SPEAKER_4 (2:55)

Which sport uses balls, wickets and mallets?

Caila (2:59)

Cricket.

SPEAKER_4 (3:00)

Which of the seven deadly sins begins with W?

Caila (3:05)

Don't know.

SPEAKER_4 (3:06)

What is six times two billion?

Caila (3:10)

Don't know.

SPEAKER_4 (3:11)

What name? Which famous musical festival? We're out of time. There was a pass. Yes, there was a pass. We went back.

OK, OK, OK. Well, you're on the board. It is a tough one. I'll give you that. I'll tell you, just before we let Susan in, she is known for coming in very quick, which makes me think question three, which sport uses balls? She might come in with cricket, as you did. Anyway, let's release the beast.

Buzz (3:52)

Fresh from the BYD soundproof booth. Two of those to give away, by the way, at the end of the year.

Susie O'Neill (3:59)

Forget about that, don't we? Two cars, we're giving away at the end of the year in 10 weeks.

SPEAKER_4 (4:02)

Only station in Brisbane giving away two cars. Two cars. How about that? Not one, but two.

Susie O'Neill (4:05)

Electric cars too.

SPEAKER_4 (4:06)

Yeah, never think about fuel again. We're the most sustainable show in Brisbane.

Buzz (4:10)

Absolutely.

SPEAKER_4 (4:12)

Okay, Susan, let's see if we can continue. I'm still happy to sing at the moment, until some people tell me not to, both ways. We got Les Mis of Ewing, of course, then with Josh Grogan. We're well into Josh Grogan territory now at $1,300.

Caila's done her bit. Now it's your time to shine. Susan, 30 seconds on the clock. Your time starts now. Which famous musical festival was held on a dairy farm in New York in 1969?

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