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Nick, Luttsy & Susie O’Neill

July 30, 2026

After seeing a man rollerblading to work this week, the team want to know what weird hobbies the people of Brisbane have. Susie also attempts to give a sweatband away - it does not go well. ON TODAY'S SHOW!1. Introduction2. Suse Wants to Give Away a Sweatband3.
Speakers: Nick, Susie O'Neill, Luttsy, Mia
**Nick** (0:05)
Hey, welcome to the show. Thursday the 30th of July.
Oh yeah, there's someone on the Sunrise show.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:13)
Rubbing a titty.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:15)
That's, her name's, what is her name?

**Nick** (0:17)
Winter Proof Your Skin.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:18)
She's famous, beauty lady. What do you say her name's titty or linear?

**Nick** (0:22)
Titty.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:24)
No, it's something like that.

**Luttsy** (0:24)
She's in London.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:25)
What's her name?

**Luttsy** (0:28)
She's rubbing moisturizer on what would be described as a neck slash chest plate.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:33)
De-colletage?

**Luttsy** (0:35)
And the guy that's hosting today is looking very old.

**SPEAKER_6** (0:38)
Yeah, he doesn't know what to do, does he?

**Nick** (0:40)
With his Harry Potter glasses.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:42)
What's her name? Susan Titty?

**Luttsy** (0:44)
Carl would have grabbed that.

**SPEAKER_6** (0:47)
Okay, we're getting a bit low here.

**Luttsy** (0:49)
Close up of him just bug-eyed.
Yeah, it's already done if I was the producer. Close up Carl, bye guys.

**Nick** (0:57)
Bye guys, go now.

**Luttsy** (0:58)
Go camera 3

**Nick** (0:59)
Close up of Carl.

**Luttsy** (1:01)
Back to London and back to Carl.

**Nick** (1:04)
That's good television.

**Luttsy** (1:06)
Yeah, you'd get that easier wouldn't you?

**Nick** (1:07)
Yeah, I'd say so. She's now got a gouche-oir.

**Luttsy** (1:10)
What's a gouche-oir?

**Nick** (1:11)
Gouche-oir, Susan.

**Luttsy** (1:12)
What's a gouche-oir?

**SPEAKER_6** (1:13)
I think she's going to shave her face.

**Nick** (1:14)
Oh, that's a shave. Isn't a gouche-oir one of those rock things you rub on your face?

**SPEAKER_6** (1:17)
What's it do?

**Nick** (1:18)
I don't know what it does.

**SPEAKER_6** (1:19)
It looks like a shaver.

**Nick** (1:20)
It does look like a shaver, but I think it's almost like a stone.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:23)
What's her name?

**Nick** (1:24)
I don't know what her name is.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:25)
I know her name. She's famous.

**Nick** (1:27)
Well, in that time while you were trying to find her name, we have a big show for you.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:30)
Oh, we're still doing that one?

**SPEAKER_7** (1:31)
Yeah, this is just a short one, guys.

**Nick** (1:33)
So we've got the banana drama at home.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:36)
Bananas.

**Nick** (1:38)
Nanana. We're talking weird hobbies. Luttsy has the ad game with no name.

**Luttsy** (1:42)
The ad game is a bit of fun.

**Nick** (1:43)
Smiling and Suse is good fun today too, actually.

**Luttsy** (1:45)
Is that in this podcast?

**Nick** (1:46)
I think it gets put in.

**Luttsy** (1:47)
It's a bit long.

**Nick** (1:48)
It's got to be in there with all of your necks.

**Luttsy** (1:50)
It's very fun, though. It's a fun long version of it.

**Nick** (1:52)
It's an extended version.

**SPEAKER_7** (1:53)
Long form.

**Nick** (1:53)
Yeah, long form.

**SPEAKER_7** (1:54)
How do I find her?

**Nick** (1:55)
Got that name yet?

**Luttsy** (1:56)
What are you looking for?

**Susie O'Neill** (1:57)
Well, her.

**Luttsy** (1:58)
She looks like a Linnie.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:02)
Yeah, it is. I've written Beauty English Lady. She used to work with another lady, and they do fashion makeovers.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:10)
Oh, yeah.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:11)
There was two of them.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:14)
Two.

**SPEAKER_6** (2:14)
How do you put a name up?

**Luttsy** (2:16)
God, she's enigmatic, didn't she?

**Susie O'Neill** (2:18)
Enig... I don't know her name, but I really do. But why don't they give her a name?
Anyway.

**Luttsy** (2:24)
Because Mitch Larkin's the host?

**Nick** (2:26)
Yeah. Yeah. He doesn't know what to do. Look at that bar.
Anyway, enough about them. Enjoy this show.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:38)
Luttsy, I'm wearing a sweatband on my wrist. Yes, I've seen it. I was going to say, can I give it away?

**Nick** (2:43)
But is that what you're asking? Yeah.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:45)
But it's bad because I'm back to a phone comp. No.

**Nick** (2:47)
Oh, yeah.

**Luttsy** (2:49)
That's such a handy wristband. It's got the Olympic rings in Brisbane 2032 on it.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:54)
Plus?

**Luttsy** (2:55)
Plus it's blue and it's also got a little zip to put your key. So if you go for a run, you put your house key in there.

**Nick** (3:01)
Is that what that is?

**Susie O'Neill** (3:02)
Yeah. I was going to say.

**Nick** (3:03)
If you want to give it away, we can whoever wins one, no wonder or do you want someone who specifically wants that?

**Susie O'Neill** (3:07)
A little specific. I'll do it later in the show.

**Susie O'Neill** (3:09)
All right.

**Susie O'Neill** (3:10)
Where did you get it? Well, when I went to the school last week, I went to East Brisbane State School.

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