🎙️ BONUS | Susie's Family Dental Appointment

**Susie O'Neill** (0:07)
Just sit back, relax, and enjoy our bonus podcast.

**David Lutteral** (0:09)
You got your diary out, Sue's busy week ahead for you.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:12)
Oh, just, you know, organizing other people as well. We've got to set boundaries. Son, a dental appointment for some reason. Why is that still your responsibility?
Yeah. Because I'm worried about his teeth. Did you all do your family dental appointment the other week? Remember, you were booking out? Yeah, but he can't make that anymore. So I've done that. I've booked us all together to go down as a family outing to the dentist.

**David Lutteral** (0:31)
Far out, that's funny.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:33)
Here are the O'Neills that are all in the waiting room. And now I've got to, actually, you know what? Yeah? I could swap, no, I can't. I was going to say I could swap his sister out for him, but I can't.
I don't know why it's my thing. The other day I said to him as well, no, yesterday, no, on the weekend, no, before I went away. Doesn't matter.

**David Lutteral** (0:48)
Doesn't matter where you were.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:50)
I smelt his hair again and I said, when was the last time you washed your hair again? And he said, oh, you know, I can't remember. I said, go up to my shower, because I haven't got any shampoo and conditioner. That was his excuse. I said, go and grab ours. And you can have it. Keep it.

**David Lutteral** (1:04)
Keep it and wash your hair.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:05)
And I got home after the weekend, he still hadn't washed his hair. Then his girlfriend came over and she must think that I was, I think that she thinks I was the worst mother because his hygiene is not good. Anyway, so then he finally came into the room when we were to go to bed and said, can I borrow your shampoo and conditioner?
He said, you can have it, take it and wash your hair regularly with it. Why does he not clean?

**David Lutteral** (1:25)
I don't know why.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:26)
Is it a boy thing? Yeah. I mean, like I said, I'm not a big, I don't really wash my hair much, but my hair doesn't smell. It smells. I don't get that smell. It smells. And he does big farts. It's on air.
Just big farts.

**David Lutteral** (1:38)
The only reason I leave my hair for a few days now is because it gets a bit dirty or it looks thicker.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:42)
Yeah, I get that.

**David Lutteral** (1:43)
If I wash it every day, my hair looks see-through. Yeah, because it gets so soft.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:47)
He's got really thick hair. So do I.

**David Lutteral** (1:49)
Yes, there's no real reason for him not to be doing it. He's not going bald. Yeah. And you'll notice when he does wash it, because it'll be all soft and fluffy.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:56)
Yeah. Yeah, you'll definitely notice right away.

**David Lutteral** (1:58)
I looked around at a sad moment last night about that, where I looked around my bathroom and I've got like, I'd bought some like for thickening shampoo called Spartan or something or other, which probably doesn't even work, but whatever. So I bought four lots of that. Then I've got shampoo that I've had like, I think at some point when I was dating an ex, had some hookups, I had four tubs of that.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:24)
Oh, I've got some of that.

**David Lutteral** (2:25)
Then I was like, I've got a bloody big tub of conditioner, packed them behind something else in that thing in the shower. And I actually, they went, I think I'll never need to buy shampoo and conditioner again for the rest of my life.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:37)
Really? You have that much? It's depressing.
Your anticipating death is that close? No, a combination of both.

**David Lutteral** (2:44)
I did some averages and stuff. I think I've got 30 years worth of conditioner.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:48)
That's crazy. And shampoo. That's crazy.

**David Lutteral** (2:51)
That is pretty well.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:51)
I did the math on it. Because you had so many freebies over the years.

**David Lutteral** (2:54)
At least 10 tubs of either one.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:56)
Is it Nac Air?

**David Lutteral** (2:57)
There's a bit of Nac.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:58)
Nac's good.

**David Lutteral** (2:58)
Nac is good.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:59)
Nac's a good brand. It's nice to give out.

**David Lutteral** (3:01)
Nac has all sorts of things, but I've got enough, I think, where I will never need to actually buy.