📻 FULL SHOW | Luttsy's Cuck Chair

**Kip Wightman** (0:05)
Hey, welcome to the show, Monday 24th of August. Nearly in September, guys.

**Podcast/Show Title** (0:09)
God, crazy, isn't it?

**Kip Wightman** (0:11)
Why, yeah. Actually, there was a funny text I came through in the text line, when we were going to the show, because we were talking about, like, when did you become your parents? Like, because Morgan, my wife, said, you know, her teeth will fall out of her head if we don't brush her teeth. And then we were going around, it became more like little phrases or catchphrases.
And someone said, I'm a bit late. Obviously, I texted in, my husband should write a book on these sayings, but the one that may literally spit my drink out was, my luck is so bad, it could be raining titties and I'd still get hit with a dick.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:42)
That's a good one.

**David Lutteral** (0:47)
I do like that.

**Kip Wightman** (0:48)
I do, it's funny.

**David Lutteral** (0:49)
Say that again.

**Kip Wightman** (0:50)
My luck is so bad, it could be raining titties and I'd still get hit with a dick. Yeah, that's very funny.

**David Lutteral** (0:55)
I've never heard that.

**Susie O'Neill** (0:56)
Neither have I, but it's a good visual.

**David Lutteral** (0:59)
It is a good visual.

**Kip Wightman** (1:01)
Imagine that. The one guy gets hit by a dick.
It's that kind of show, so just enjoy it.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:07)
Yeah, it's a bit of fun.

**Kip Wightman** (1:13)
Happy Monday.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:16)
It's great to be here this morning. Welcome, everyone.

**Kip Wightman** (1:18)
Welcome in.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:19)
Welcome in.

**David Lutteral** (1:20)
We've been here for ages.

**Kip Wightman** (1:21)
Yeah, the half-fivers.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:24)
It could be called the Five O'Clock Club because we do participate between 5 and 5.30.

**Kip Wightman** (1:29)
It's true. Are we changing our name back or having another rebrand?

**David Lutteral** (1:32)
Why do you start at like 5.26?

**Ash Bradnam** (1:36)
Yeah, I've got to have some words.

**Kip Wightman** (1:37)
We need some more songs before the 5.3 news, so we start more on 5.30.

**Ash Bradnam** (1:41)
It's in our contract.

**Susie O'Neill** (1:42)
It's at 5.26. But I might change it to 5.31.

**Kip Wightman** (1:46)
Actually, you know what?

**Susie O'Neill** (1:46)
It isn't. It says that I don't start till 5.30.

**David Lutteral** (1:50)
It was the 5 a.m. club.

**Kip Wightman** (1:51)
Yeah, yeah. And then we're the half-fivers, but now we're starting early. What are we?

**David Lutteral** (1:55)
Yeah, I accidentally heard you on the way in.

**Kip Wightman** (1:57)
Did you?

**David Lutteral** (1:57)
I couldn't get my pre-dolls to work properly.

**Kip Wightman** (1:59)
You had to listen to us.

**SPEAKER_7** (2:00)
You had to listen to this garbage.

**David Lutteral** (2:01)
So I heard you talking about the text line.

**Kip Wightman** (2:03)
Yes.

**David Lutteral** (2:03)
And you were trying to get it going.

**Kip Wightman** (2:05)
Someone said, Crystal actually said, morning, guys. Do a question of the day for everyone. Have a cracking day.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:10)
I love that. Thanks, Crystal.

**Kip Wightman** (2:11)
And Michael said, hi, half-fivers. Love Susie Morning Radio. I start work at five and listen every morning.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:16)
Aw, thank you, Michael.

**Kip Wightman** (2:17)
There you go.

**David Lutteral** (2:18)
Who do you reckon Tarita's going on a date with? Yes.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:21)
Tarita, yeah.

**Kip Wightman** (2:22)
She's got a hot date lined up. Tarita, text in.

**David Lutteral** (2:24)
It sounded feisty.

**Kip Wightman** (2:25)
Yeah.

**David Lutteral** (2:26)
Feisty?

**Susie O'Neill** (2:27)
Feisty, yeah. I wonder where she's going. Is that what you just said? Or you said who?

**David Lutteral** (2:31)
Who, where?

**Susie O'Neill** (2:32)
Oh, no, Tarita. 457 611 69

**Kip Wightman** (2:36)
I don't know who and where.

**SPEAKER_8** (2:37)
Yeah.

**Kip Wightman** (2:38)
Who and where for the hot date? Where she's going to...

**SPEAKER_8** (2:42)
What?

**Susie O'Neill** (2:44)
Don't worry.

**Ash Bradnam** (2:46)
She just says Graham the Couch.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:49)
Graham the Couch.

**Ash Bradnam** (2:51)
That's the sweet answer I want.

**Susie O'Neill** (2:54)
Graham. What does Graham mean?

**Kip Wightman** (2:57)
Graham is just... That's the name of the guy. That's her boyfriend. Oh, I'm not her boyfriend.

**Susie O'Neill** (3:00)
Oh, right.
I like the question of the day, because remember when we worked in the Melbourne studios? I can't remember. There was a question of the day every day when we walked in. Do you remember that? Was it?

**Kip Wightman** (3:10)
It was like a sales team or...?

**Susie O'Neill** (3:12)
And you had a whiteboard and you could tick... It was usually a 50-50 answer.