📻 FULL SHOW | Zoom Calls Gone Wrong

Nick (0:05)

Hey, welcome to the show, guys. Friday the 18th, and what a f***ing doozy.

Susie O'Neill (0:08)

Oh, it's a great show, guys.

Susie O'Neill (0:10)

Oh, I did start off in a little bit of a bad mood, and someone sent me a message about that. She goes...

Nick (0:17)

Do you want to do that in the bonus pod, though?

Susie O'Neill (0:19)

It's very short. It's like one sentence.

Luttsy (0:22)

I can't fill out a whole blog.

Susie O'Neill (0:23)

It's speaking very short. We had several listeners today that said they had...

We had listeners saying they had a massive penis, and we had one listener. He was anonymous, the big penis guy. And then Luke said he had a really small cock.

Nick (0:36)

Which I like, a man who knows his limitations.

Susie O'Neill (0:37)

I liked it as well.

Susie O'Neill (0:38)

He said it's always cold for him, because it shrinks in the cold, right?

Nick (0:41)

Well, you've either got to his growers or showers, naturally. That's how it is.

Susie O'Neill (0:45)

What's the normal length?

Susie O'Neill (0:47)

They say six inches is what they say.

Luttsy (0:50)

Nick said five inches.

Susie O'Neill (0:51)

Oh no, I got told the wrong.

Nick (0:52)

Mom said five is normal.

Susie O'Neill (0:54)

Why is your mom telling you that?

Susie O'Neill (0:55)

Is that just normal?

Luttsy (0:57)

On the flop.

Susie O'Neill (0:59)

It's such a weird thing, because you can have a...

Nick (1:03)

Some people on the flop have a really big one, though.

Luttsy (1:04)

Showers or growers.

Nick (1:05)

Yeah, so if you're a shower or grower. So if you're a shower, yours doesn't get as big when it gets hot, but it's naturally it sits there, which is great in a locker room, because all the boys go, jeez.

Susie O'Neill (1:15)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you don't want to be in the locker room when you're fully aroused.

SPEAKER_6 (1:19)

That's when I'm at my best.

Susie O'Neill (1:21)

If you're walking around post-footy game.

Susie O'Neill (1:24)

That's embarrassing, isn't it?

Susie O'Neill (1:25)

With a f***ing, you know.

Nick (1:26)

There is a sweet spot.

Susie O'Neill (1:27)

Actually, yeah.

Nick (1:27)

There's a sweet spot where you get half chub, where it's not full there, but you're getting some extensions.

Susie O'Neill (1:32)

There's days I'm proud, and there's days I would rather die than take my pants off in a locker room. Isn't that funny?

Nick (1:37)

That's so weird how it happens like that.

Susie O'Neill (1:39)

Yeah.

Nick (1:40)

Interesting. It's hard being a man, Susie.

Susie O'Neill (1:42)

Some days when you're like, I'm so glad I'm not a man. I'm going to send this picture to someone right now.

Luttsy (1:47)

Look at this thing.

Nick (1:47)

And he always sends it to me. And I always go, mate, so proud.

Susie O'Neill (1:50)

You're a safe area for me.

Luttsy (1:51)

Yeah. I'll support you no matter what.

Susie O'Neill (1:54)

I'm glad I'm a lady. Most of the time.

Susie O'Neill (1:58)

No, I'll never send you a dick pic.

Susie O'Neill (2:00)

Thank you. Appreciate that. For good reason. No one's ever sent me one, thank God.

Luke (2:04)

Ever.

Nick (2:04)

Ever?

Luke (2:04)

It's an ugly thing to guess.

Susie O'Neill (2:06)

That's actually offensive.

SPEAKER_1 (2:10)

The Nick, Luttsy & Susie O'Neill Podcast.

Nick (2:15)

What happened on the Zoom Call?

Susie O'Neill (2:19)

Who's going to explain this story?

Nick (2:21)

Zoom Call fails. This is a Melbourne law firm. This is a legit Zoom Call doing the rounds on the internet right now.

Melbourne law firm. They're obviously discussing legal matters, I presume.

Susie O'Neill (2:32)

The best way I can explain it in old school is like a Brady Bunch, nine people in their little boxes.

Nick (2:39)

I think there's 12 squares in this. There's 12 people on this call.

One of the guys thinks his camera, Rob is his name, thinks his camera is on complete mute, like the camera is not on.

Luttsy (2:49)

Yeah.

Nick (2:51)

So he places the laptop carefully in front of his toilet.

Susie O'Neill (2:56)

Not that carefully.

Nick (2:57)

While the meeting is going on, drops his dachs, you see everything.

Luttsy (3:02)

Yeah.

Susie O'Neill (3:03)

He's taking my shit.

Luttsy (3:03)

And he does that.

Nick (3:05)

And then you hear, this is the audio of the moment he does it and his colleagues are telling him, oh no.

SPEAKER_10 (3:11)

We'll go around the room, James, we reckon, sorry Rob, your screen's still on. Oh, you're kidding.

Nick (3:22)