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Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam · 1,993 episodes with transcripts

A daily podcast that revels in all things Bravo (and beyond!). Join Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam as they praise, ridicule, and eviscerate the Real Housewives, Below Deck, and whatever other crap Bravo throws at us. We mock because we love. Support us at www.patreon.

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Latest Watch What Crappens transcripts

#3583 Below Deck S13E02: How Many Tuk-Tuks Do I Give?

October 20, 2026

Ben Mandelker (0:21)

Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me today is the wonderful, the charming and the lovely Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie, how are you?

Ronnie Karam (0:36)

Aren't you lovely? I'm good, what's going on with you?

Ben Mandelker (0:40)

You know, it's just a festive, exciting day here at the homestead, getting my roof patched up ahead of any more super El Nino moments that are happening. So it's pretty exciting here, there's people overhead.

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