#3522 Below Deck Med S11E13 Part Two: Sink or Swim

**Ben Mandelker** (0:21)
Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there, and without further ado, let's get right back into the recap.

**Ronnie Karam** (0:34)
HG gives a tour to Jeff, and this is the main guy, and he's just miserable.

**Ben Mandelker** (0:41)
Oh, he sucks.

**Ronnie Karam** (0:41)
You know, he's like, we have to stay on the dock. Sandy's like, yeah, guys, you know, listen, it's gonna rain, and so we're gonna have to stay on the dock for safety, and he goes, really, has rained something that you, what did he say? I don't have the direct quote here, but he said something like, yeah, is that something that you planned for?
She did it just for you.

**Ben Mandelker** (1:04)
I don't remember, yeah.

**Ronnie Karam** (1:06)
She did it just for you, Jeff, you douchebag. He said, like, why would you schedule us on a rain day?
That idiot.

**Ben Mandelker** (1:15)
Anytime he spoke, he needed to advertise how much he paid, or talk about something and its cost. He was just a tacky motherfucker. And then he had his, was it his wife or girlfriend, Cassandra, and I like to call her a GLM, which is that she probably announces everywhere she goes, gays love me.
She was hilarious, though. I'm not gonna lie. She had enormous fake boobs, and then a Terry Hatcher face. And that was enough to say, well, maybe I might love her. I don't know. She may be on to something. She was, I was like, oh God, she's gonna be so obnoxious. And then she was so funny because at first, when she found out it was gonna be raining, she had this look on her face like, oh, I see. But then the rest of the charter, she's like, yes, rain!

**SPEAKER_3** (2:04)
We love the rain!

**Ben Mandelker** (2:06)
I mean, she was just happy about everything.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:08)
Well, yeah, because I think she was getting drunk, which Jeff hates. And he's like, don't let her drink too much. She gets horrible when she's drunk. And then he kind of like, Loki under his breath is berating her the whole time. Like, you're embarrassing me, stop it. Jeff, you're so gross, please.
And to Cassandra, I hope it's worth it. I mean, she ends up getting $100,000 necklace during this whole thing, which, I mean, great. But is money that important? I mean, listen, I get it. But is it worth, Jeff?

**Ben Mandelker** (2:39)
Jeff?

**Ronnie Karam** (2:39)
Yeah.

**Ben Mandelker** (2:40)
Yeah, seriously.
Seriously. Seriously. I would do anything else.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:46)
Yeah, so, yeah. He's like, well, the boy's paying for the cabin. Why should the girls get it? The boy's paying.
So, oh, this is what Jeff says. So Sandy's like, yeah, guys, you know, the weather's real bad. And he goes, did the weather just come up suddenly? That's how weather works, Jeff.

**Ben Mandelker** (3:05)
Have you not seen any of the news over the past week when there's been a flash flood at every single part of this globe? Thank you very much. Weather happens and it happens fast. Get over it.

**Ronnie Karam** (3:17)
Have you been outside? Like, have you been in the world, Jeff?
Yeah, you know, let me tell you, there's 15 knots of wind out there. Okay. It's a big one. Dame Judi Dench, New Diamond Phillips, finally finding each other in the wind castle. It's going to be huge.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:33)
Right?

**Ronnie Karam** (3:33)
Everybody gather around. But look, we're protected inside the marina. Would you like to go on a little boat ride something?

**SPEAKER_4** (3:38)
Maybe like that? You could just go around. You know, it's like, think of it this way. If this, the whole world was a city, we're on one little tiny cul-de-sac with no houses on it.

**Ronnie Karam** (3:48)
We're just gonna drive around in a circle around the cul-de-sac.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:50)
Does that sound fun, Jeff?

**Ben Mandelker** (3:53)
She's like, I don't know. I mean, I have paid for a lot of things because I paid for things because I have money, so I paid for things.
And so-

**Ronnie Karam** (4:01)
Well, I've got the sun and I've realized how important paying for things is now.

**Ben Mandelker** (4:08)
Well, maybe a little taste of the water is all it needs, a little rocking and rolling. So they're gonna go on a little tender ride. But tender is the night, you know, on a ride. So Jen and Kat are talking.