#3494 Below Deck Med S11E10: Fly the Coop

**Ben Mandelker** (0:08)
Watch What Crappens Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens.

**Ronnie Karam** (0:23)
I'm Ronnie, that's Ben over there.

**Ben Mandelker** (0:25)
Hello, Ben.

**Ronnie Karam** (0:27)
Hi Ronnie, how's it going?

**Ronnie Karam** (0:29)
Good, welcome to the show everybody. Today is Below Deck Med Day, Season 11, Episode 10, Crazy Stupid Love. If you want this on video, come to our Patreon. That's also where you get our bonus episodes. This week, we're gonna do a trailer trash for the new Real Housewives of Salt Lake City preview.
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**Ben Mandelker** (1:07)
And today it's Below Deck Mediterranean.

**Ronnie Karam** (1:12)
Wow, you know, we've always been huge Norma fans on this show, but Norma, what are you doing over there? Just, she can't find anybody to get on this boat.

**Ronnie Karam** (1:21)
She's had enough, okay? Norma's got a life.
She's got things to do. She doesn't need Captain Sandy, bothering her every second for a deck hand, okay? Enough. Let Norma live.

**Ronnie Karam** (1:35)
Do you think Norma's dating or something, and that's why she's distracted?

**Ronnie Karam** (1:40)
She's like off at the Cannes Film Festival.
She's just, you know, she's like mingling with celebrities, you know, watching her phone go off here and there, so he's just Captain Sandy, and she's just like, I'll get to her later. Right now, I'm gonna hang up.

**Ronnie Karam** (1:57)
Hey, Ben, this is Captain Sandy. I think you misunderstood. Norma's at the Cannes Festival, where they celebrate Cannes. I started taking selfies with the Campbell Soup, so.
Bloop, bloop.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:11)
Actually, there was Campbell Scott that I'm with right now. He's a celebrity, I believe. He was in a movie with Julia Roberts back in the day. I think that's what his name was. Anyway, the point is this, bitch, maybe if you could do a better job on that boat, then I wouldn't have to leave the Cannes Festival for your woods, as in wouldn't it be nice if you had a deck hand? Sorry, can't help, bitch.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:39)
Bloop.
Bloop. I'm not reading all that, but I wish you the best.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:45)
Bloop. I don't need you to wish me the best. I'm already having the best at the World's Best Cannes Festival. Thank you. Bloop.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:54)
Below Deck Med, here we go, crazy, stupid love. It's the second day of Charter in Croatia, and Sandy's on FaceTime with Nathan. He's like, I don't know when I'll be back, but God, it's good spending time with Gail and the baby. I thought, oh wow, lucky Gail. Now she gets to take care of two children.

**Ronnie Karam** (3:12)
Yeah, exactly. I know, this is the monkey paw situation. Be careful what you wish for, Gail. You wanted more Nathan.
And now you have to take care of both of them. And now he's probably moaning and groaning and surly and annoying. And so-

**Ronnie Karam** (3:28)
And his back is bruised, so he can't even carry around the baby and stuff. So yeah, be careful what you wish for. You wanted him back on this boat. She's probably just back there like, oh my God, please go back to the boat, please. Please.

**Ben Mandelker** (3:39)
Just leave me alone with my baby.

**Ronnie Karam** (3:42)
It's like, I'm in pain.
So Sandy's like, I have never been in this situation ever in my life. I got wordle on the first try. It's an unbelievable. Took me six years, but I did it. Wow. Never been in this situation. Oh, also I don't really have anyone working on this boat. Okay. My deck team is Joe.
Okay. I've got Cooper, who's super green. There's Asha, who's the chief stew. And you know, one of those little octopus things that you throw at the wall and that walks all the way down, you get in a cereal box. That's my fourth deck hand. It's a real problem.

**Ronnie Karam** (4:18)
So Sandy goes to talk to Joe Cooper and Asha. And she's like, oh wow, guess what? We're on our own tomorrow. Okay. And just like, huh, Nathan, Nathan's out of action then.
Is Nathan gone?

**Ben Mandelker** (4:29)
What happened to Nathan?

**Ronnie Karam** (4:32)
Contain your excitement, boy. Like his eyes are popping out of his head. He's doing his teeth together smile. Like this guy is so excited.
Bro, have some chill.