#3519 Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S504 Part One: Ego Trip

**Ben Mandelker** (0:21)
Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me today is the glorious and fabulous Ronnie Karam. Hi Ronnie, how are you?

**Ronnie Karam** (0:34)
Well, thank you, good. What's going on with you? Happy Monday, everybody.

**Ben Mandelker** (0:39)
Happy Monday. I've got a little head cold. If you're wondering, Ben, do you have a little cold? I do have a little cold. It's so funny that you mentioned that. So if my voice sounds deeper and more gravelly, just pretend I'm Suzanne Blachette, providing you with all the hits on Bravo.
We have a very exciting week of recaps for you guys all today. Well, it's going to be over the course of the week, but today we have Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip.
Before we dive into that, lots of exciting announcements. If you're someone who normally fast-forwards, let's just listen to this part. It's important. In case you didn't hear it on Friday, we are going back out on tour. We do not have our on-sale date yet, but we can share the cities we're going to. I'm going to go through them really quickly. If you hear yours, just make sure to pencil it on your calendar and alert your friends, and be ready when those tickets go on sale.
Starting in October 3rd, Kansas City, October 4th, Chicago, Illinois, October 17th, Minneapolis, October 18th, Detroit, November 5th, Philadelphia, November 7th, Washington DC, November 12th, Dallas, November 13th, Austin, November 15th, Houston, December 8th, Nashville, December 9th, Clearwater, Florida, December 10th, Fort Lauderdale, Florida, January 9th, San Francisco, January 23rd, Salt Lake City, January 24th, Denver, January 27th, Charleston, South Carolina, January 28th, Atlanta, the February 4th, Seattle, February 5th, Vancouver, and the Golden Crappies on February, I'm sorry, nope, February 20th, Toronto, February 21st, Boston, and then February 25th, the Golden Crappies back in New York. So I know that's a lot. We promise we won't be going through the entire list of cities for the next three months, but probably until the tickets go on sale, we'll be mentioning it here and there because we want you guys all to come to our show. We want to make sure no one's like, oh my God, I didn't even know you were coming to my city. So spread the word, let everyone know. And also, as long as we're here, Ronnie just put out a new newsletter on our Patreon, patreon.com/watch what crappens. We've got a new YouTube show on our YouTube channel, so subscribe over on YouTube. It's called What's Your Order. We've got a new episode going up this week with Julia Cunningham. So a lot, we're firing on all the cylinders and we just want you to be part of the fun.

**SPEAKER_3** (2:58)
Yeah.

**Ronnie Karam** (3:00)
We're here, be here, stay here with us. We're here all the time. So come here, be with us.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:05)
Guy, be with us, let's be together.

**Ronnie Karam** (3:08)
I slept on, I think, the wrong side of my face or something. My eyes wonky and I've got like a pink spot in between my eyes.

**SPEAKER_3** (3:17)
I don't know why.

**Ronnie Karam** (3:18)
So anybody ask me, I don't think I'm diseased.

**Ben Mandelker** (3:21)
What does a pink spot mean?

**Ronnie Karam** (3:22)
Like a red spot in between my eyes.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:25)
I don't know.

**Ben Mandelker** (3:27)
I thought it was maybe a spot that was dangling from the ceiling and doing twirls. A pink spot.

**Ronnie Karam** (3:31)
No, that's how I imagine I walk around like Luan, always with my own spot. I'm like, hello.

**SPEAKER_4** (3:37)
Hey girls, it's me.

**Ben Mandelker** (3:40)
Just doing the number. I have perfect Luan voice for today, actually.
I love your 2026 Luan. I'm not able to do it. Not that I can physically do it, but I just enjoy doing classic Luan voice so much that I'm not willing to give it up.

**SPEAKER_5** (3:58)
Yeah, do your Luan.

**Ben Mandelker** (4:01)
She does not have many years left with that voice. She is in the croaking stage of her life. And then in 10 years from now, she'll just be like, I am Luan. You know, it's going down that path.

**Ronnie Karam** (4:11)
And we'll still go see her live. We'll still buy tickets. She'll be singing out of the little hole in your throat, like those old anti-smoking commercials where they're like, don't smoke. And then smoke would come out of the little hole in their throat. She'll still be like, hello, Dolly.

**SPEAKER_4** (4:29)
Oh, hello, Dolly.

**Ronnie Karam** (4:32)