#3557 Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S508 Part Two: Money Can’t Buy You TWO HOURS

Ben Mandelker (0:08)

Watch What Crappens Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens.

Ronnie Karam (0:24)

This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one, okay? It's before this one.

Bye, enjoy the show.

SPEAKER_3 (0:38)

Well, if she was here, I would say this. Portia, I would snatch a week for you any day, bitch. I love that woman, that late, late woman. She's getting a quickie. Okay, moving on. Can't believe she's late. God.

SPEAKER_4 (0:52)

Well, I'm upset. There's no way in the world I would show up to somebody's party so late. Not call, not send a text. I just wouldn't do that. Why do I get the sense that there are a long list of people who will be like, actually, you showed up two hours late to my party and you were fucked up beyond recognition.

You were literally late to your own Halloween party on Ronnie. I mentioned this like several times now. You were literally late to your own party and Bethany sat there and she was so mad. I'll never forget it. She's like, where is she?

SPEAKER_6 (1:18)

What? What? We're just gonna stand here. It's like we found we're gonna wait for her to come downstairs and broke like what was this? What's the matter? What's happening? What's going on?

SPEAKER_3 (1:24)

Yes. And Lisa, oh gosh, look at Lisa. Little cat, little cat, little conservative cat, little Fox News cat. Lisa, you know what?

There's no one I wouldn't stand up for you against. Okay, if these girls come for you, I'm standing for you, Lisa. Meow, meow, I was cat once. You know, this reminds me of 2019 It was the first time I came out in cat ears in my cabaret. People said, oh my God, is that Morris? I said, no, it's not Liza either. It's me, Lu, suckers. God, there's one porn every minute. Sold 19 albums that night, 19 actual vinyl. I had them printed.

SPEAKER_4 (2:01)

True story, the first time I put on cat ears, Andrew Lloyd Webber said, now that is an inspiration.

SPEAKER_7 (2:06)

And lo and behold, cats was born.

SPEAKER_4 (2:08)

You're welcome.

SPEAKER_7 (2:09)

Now, excuse me. Memories, mine.

SPEAKER_3 (2:15)

Listen, you know what, Andrew? Andrew got the idea from that old cat lifting up on a tire from me. I've been lifted up on many a tire.

SPEAKER_5 (2:23)

It's true. Okay.

SPEAKER_3 (2:24)

Now I'm going to perform from the Jellicle Ball. All right.

SPEAKER_7 (2:28)

People don't know this, but I had a three-year affair with Heathcliff the cat.

SPEAKER_4 (2:33)

So I sort of understand where Andrew got his inspiration from. That's my printer, by the way.

SPEAKER_3 (2:39)

I tried Garfield too, but man, that guy really had no desire to do anything.

SPEAKER_4 (2:45)

I mean, how much lasagna can you really eat?

If you hear a printer going off, it's just all the fan mail being printed out. They say, Luanne, you got to come back to Cats.

SPEAKER_7 (2:53)

Luanne, we miss you on the tire. Luanne, who the fuck is Deuteronomy?

SPEAKER_4 (2:57)

Get him out of the show. And I said, I know.

SPEAKER_3 (3:00)

Jellicle Loose or Jellicle Loose. All right, now, Teresa, there is not a table I wouldn't flip for you.

That was Teresa's moment. Everyone remember that? Teresa flipped the table kind of very angry, very upset. Reminds me of 2022 when Ramona was singing along to one of my songs in the cabaret. I said, you're not Stevie Nicks. Shut the fuck up, Ramona. Damn it.

SPEAKER_4 (3:26)

You know what's so funny is that these little... By the way, I'm sorry, everyone, about this printer. It is never-ending, apparently. My parents have decided... It's okay, just roll with that.

SPEAKER_5 (3:35)

We're just rolling with that.

SPEAKER_4 (3:36)

But what I was gonna say is that what's so hilarious to me is that Luan, giving these little shout-outs to her cast members, you would think there'd be something either heartfelt or it'd be very funny quips or... Oh, here you go, mom. Thank you.

My mom has just informed me that that was the grand finale.

But you would think that these little quips or they would be like fun wordplay or there'd be something sweet and lovely. But they're just kind of like the thing that maybe someone would write if they were signing someone's book, like at a book signing. It's like... or like a yearbook. So when she says, Lisa, when those girls come for you, I'm here for you. It's like, okay, this is what you wrote in your diary. This is what you're announcing to the audience.