#3514 Below Deck Med S11E12 Part Two: Return of Honey Eyes

**Ben Mandelker** (0:08)
Watch What Crappens Well, hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens.

**Ronnie Karam** (0:24)
This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one, okay? It's before this one.
Bye, enjoy the show.

**Ben Mandelker** (0:39)
So then we go to Villa Blanca Restaurant, which is not Villa Blanca. It's very close, but it's not Blanca, it's just Blanca.

**Ronnie Karam** (0:46)
Welcome to Villa Blanca. Where husbands take their wives, as opposed to sir.

**Ben Mandelker** (0:53)
Where husbands take their mistresses.
As opposed to Pump, where boyfriends take their boyfriends. And as opposed to Vanderpump Gardens, where boyfriends take the people who are in flower-arranging class.

**Ronnie Karam** (1:16)
Gail and Nathan come, and Sandy comes to meet them, and they're setting up for this party, and there's fans with the picture of Aesha's face, like, oh! And then they've made little noodle props, like little noodle party favors.
God, Ronnie, noodle party favors that say Aesha's noodles.

**Ben Mandelker** (1:40)
Yeah, and then, so Sandy is talking to Nathan, and Nathan's like, I'm surprised you're allowed to be organized this, because I can't even organize the laws. Nevermind a dinner table. Oh yeah, well, my advice, listen to your team.

**Ben Mandelker** (1:56)
Just give feedback, okay?

**Ben Mandelker** (1:58)
Now that's what we call a tip meeting right there.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:01)
I'd just like to point out that Nathan opens this before he's been back on the boat and admits that he's never gotten the organization done. Although the LAZ is the bathroom, right?

**Ben Mandelker** (2:14)
No, the LAV is the bathroom.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:15)
Oh, the lazarette. Yes, God, we just went up for it.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:17)
The old lady married to Lazarus. Okay, the lazarette. So he just confessed to never being able to get that done and laughed about it, just remember that. So she's like, listen to your team. Okay, listen to your team. Oh, I'll get feedback. That's for sure. Okay, where's my phone? I took some pictures. Oh, look at this. Look at the pictures of this laz. God, look at this. This is gorgeous, isn't it? This is so well done. We're calling it Joe's laz. Joe's miracle laz.
Finally, and he's like, nice. He goes, yeah, it finally got cleaned up. That's my point. And he goes, well, that was my request. You literally just said, you just admitted that you couldn't get that fucking thing cleaned up. Nice try, sucker.

**Ben Mandelker** (2:58)
Yeah. And you know it's been an issue because you made a joke, you made a deprecating joke to Sandy and you wouldn't make that joke unless it's a thing that she's been on top of you about. So yeah. And he's like, it's like this awkward beat where it's like, oh, you're either trying to claim credit for this or you're trying to throw, you're trying to pull away some of the shine for Joe. Like it was an ingratious moment and you were caught.
Okay.

**Ronnie Karam** (3:27)
Yeah, that was a test.

**Ronnie Karam** (3:28)
And all that laughs.

**Ronnie Karam** (3:29)
And you failed it.

**Ben Mandelker** (3:31)
And all that laughs.

**Ronnie Karam** (3:33)
Come on, babe, we're gonna do it Joe's way.
He's a miracle. It's a miracle, Joe. Yeah, she was testing Nathan and the correct answer would have been, oh, they've done a great job. I'm gonna find out how they keep this done and keep that system operational, captain. But instead he's like, that's what I've wanted the whole time. But I'm gone now they're doing it, oh really?

**Ben Mandelker** (3:57)
He's like, don't get, don't think that they're special. Yeah, yeah. It's like, the response should have been, wow, I am so proud of them for pulling up. And it looks like they even went overboard and no pun intended, Captain Sandy.
But yeah, this makes me so happy.

**Ronnie Karam** (4:15)
Am I called a yawn right now? Just a lady without any money, just learning how to be humble.
It's a great movie overboard. The original, the original.

**Ben Mandelker** (4:29)
What was it? Who was in the remake again?
I don't even want to know.

**Ronnie Karam** (4:33)
Not Goldie Hawn. Tell you that much. That movie came out and I said, oh hell no. Oh hell no.
Get Goldie Hawn back here.

**Ben Mandelker** (4:42)
Was it like Rachel Billson, your birthday twin?

**Ronnie Karam** (4:44)
Wasn't it reversed where it was the guy?

**Ben Mandelker** (4:47)
Yeah, I think so.

**Ronnie Karam** (4:48)
Who's a dick and then he fell off the boat and then he lost his memory and had to learn how to be a good person. No.