#3535 Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S506 Part One: Time To Let Lu-se

Ben Mandelker (0:21)

Welcome back. Last time, we unboxed a gift from Dev and Lin, Dev and Lin, the Butterball Gals, who love us more than our own families do.

They are very devoted. And we swore on the air that we would actually cook the recipe that they gave us, and spoiler, we did.

It was delicious. It was literally so good. But tonight is a big night. It's a really big night in our world. There's a premiere happening. You know the one, Snow in the Mountains, Tension in the cul-de-sac, and we cannot let a premiere of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City pass without assigning every single person the meal they deserve. And thanks to Butterball for sponsoring this segment.

Ronnie Karam (1:00)

The Butterball gals, Deb and Lynn, put a dangerous idea into our heads. If every archetype in this universe is basically a dinner party in human form, then which dish is each one? So we're gonna pull out the whole Butterball lineup and we're casting a reunion couch. Okay, so care hard, cook easy, judge harder.

Ben Mandelker (1:20)

Okay, Ronnie, it burns on. We have our names on. Look, there's my name. There's your name. I love.

So here's the thing. Turkey is a lot like the shows we watch. It has all the same archetypes. For instance, fan favorite. Ronnie, fan favorite in the world Turkey, the one everyone actually roots for, The Crowd Pleaser, your pick.

Ronnie Karam (1:41)

Duh, it's the turkey burger, it's okay. Turkey burgers are going to win every fight on the reunion couch. You're going to take everybody down. Everybody loves these. They're good. You can give them to anybody in the family.

Turkey burger. They're going to love it. And also, it's original seasoned.

Ben Mandelker (1:58)

So it's beloved. It's comforting.

SPEAKER_4 (2:02)

Zero notes. Ah, zero notes.

Ronnie Karam (2:04)

Okay. What about the one that comes in too hot? You know, um, mess things up.

They get a little messy.

Ben Mandelker (2:13)

Maybe a little spicy. I'm going to say the one who comes in too hot, the one who's a little villainous. I'm going to say a bold, spicy turkey sausage pasta with butterball turkey sausage. All that heat, right? It's got to go somewhere. Put it into a pasta.

Okay. Because like truly, do you really want to mess with a spicy pasta?

I don't think so. I'm going to say that this season's designated villain is going to be the turkey sausage pasta with butterball turkey sausage.

Ronnie Karam (2:42)

Okay. Sold.

Ben Mandelker (2:43)

Who is the peacemaker? What turkey housewife is the peacemaker?

Ronnie Karam (2:50)

Well, the peacemaker is someone who tries to hold the group together. They're grounding. How do you say that? They're easy. Just like an easygoing, grounding, comforting kind of person. So I think for that, it should be the casserole.

Yeah. The turkey casserole, of course.

SPEAKER_5 (3:08)

Yeah.

Ben Mandelker (3:10)

Butterball, ground turkey casserole is the way to go. Casserole is a unifying force in our world. So yeah, that's like a no-brainer, I think, for sure.

Ronnie Karam (3:18)

Yeah. Okay. So what about the newbie? Who's going to win like best newbie of the year of archetypes?

Ben Mandelker (3:25)

Okay. I would say that would be a turkey kebab.

How about that? Turkey kebab. Because a turkey kebab is fresh, it's versatile, it'll show up seven nights a week, it'll show up to all the shoots, okay? It's ready for some screen time, okay? It's like turkey, you know, turkey burgers get like a lot of attention, and turkey kebabs like, actually, I'm here now, I'm going to make a splash, and I want to be the new fan favorite. So turkey kebab is going to work over time. And guess what? It's not so hard because it's delicious, okay? A turkey kebab, a butterball turkey kebab, will find its way into the Hall of Fame. But this is just starting now.

Ronnie Karam (4:04)

And that's it, that's the menu. So everyone got a plate and nobody got poisoned. This season anyway.

Ben Mandelker (4:11)

Well, thank god for that. Thank you for listening to this segment brought to you in partnership with Butterball. Next time you're making a meal for someone you care about, or honestly even your frenemy, pick up Butterball Turkey, Butterball, Care Hard, Cook Easy, find them at butterball.com.

Hello, and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. I'm Ben Mandelker, and joining me is the beautiful and wonderful Ronnie Karam in such a lovely onscreen set. Look at you over there. How's it going? Hello.