#3565 Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip S509 Part Two: Leave No Bluestone Unturned

Ben Mandelker (0:07)

Watch What Crappens Hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens, a podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to talk about. This is part two of the recap. If you missed part one, go check out your podcast feed. It's right there. And without further ado, let's get right back into the recap.

Ronnie Karam (0:34)

So, Kyle, sorry, I was skipping ahead. Melissa and Teresa say hi to each other. And Kyle's like, oh my God, they're on the band.

And Teresa and Melissa really are working this to get their show back. Cause Andy was like, your show's too toxic. We're gonna fire half of you. And listen, it's either Melissa or Teresa, or you guys make up. And so now they're like, oh, hello, Teresa.

SPEAKER_3 (0:56)

Oh, hi, that's my sister-in-law. So we're gonna be close forever.

Ronnie Karam (1:03)

But it's super awkward energy. Still hate each other.

Ben Mandelker (1:07)

Still hate each other.

Ronnie Karam (1:09)

I need the hatred back. But good for you guys for making up for the next nine episodes of your season, okay?

Ben Mandelker (1:16)

We also almost breezed by a moment when Kyle was being shitty to Melissa and being like, you know what we should do? We should just like all share dresses and save money, meaning I'll buy them because I'm rich and then you guys can borrow them from me. And Heather's like, that would be a good business. Like Rent the Runway? More like Rent the Housewife.

Thank you, Alfredo. No, no, no.

You're not allowed into the heat. Stand in the snow. Thank you.

Ronnie Karam (1:44)

Oh, I'm sorry, girls. You can't take him home. I've already been renting Alfredo.

SPEAKER_3 (1:47)

That's already a business.

Ben Mandelker (1:50)

Rent the Fredo.

Ronnie Karam (1:53)

So, Kyle is, she goes up to Alex McCord who, listen, Alex just did a 20-minute performance piece with shoes on her hand.

Ben Mandelker (2:03)

Yeah.

Ronnie Karam (2:05)

That I don't think I'm ever going to forget. And I know that Kyle's not because Kyle's like, oh, hi, wow, you literally look the same as season one, and you don't have shoes on your hands today.

That's great. Good to see you. That bitch is wearing my dress from season, from my reunion.

Ben Mandelker (2:23)

Awkward.

Maybe we need to do The Real Housewives of Australia, because Alex is like, I don't know, maybe it's the drinking water. So now here comes.

Ronnie Karam (2:34)

She's never heard that there's a Real Housewives, or two Real Housewives of Australia. Kyle, shady, shady. And I would love to see you try that shit if they brought Gina over here, or Janet Roach from The Real Housewives of Melbourne. You try that shit. Like, what? Who are you?

Who are you? You insignificant ass hair of a bitch. I'm embarrassed.

SPEAKER_6 (2:55)

Shut my up.

Ben Mandelker (2:57)

That would have been amazing if Gina was there. But now we have the Freshmen. Here comes The Real Housewives of Rhode Island. So Dolores welcomes in Joellen and Kelsey and Liz and Rosie and Rula. And we know, and once her face shows up, Ashley's, she's also in the mix there. Was there anyone else who was, I think the entire Rhode Island cast? Alicia was there. I think everyone from Rhode Island showed up. They definitely were like, we're going to get the entire cast here. And it's kind of funny because no one knows who they are because they haven't aired yet. All anyone knows is a trailer probably at that point. And they've maybe, I think they were at BravoCon.

So like they just walk in. And I was actually thinking like, this is kind of crazy.

You're a Real Housewife, but you're untested. No one knows anything about you. And you're just stepping into this like sorority of these women. And then like, that's gotta have been like a totally surreal thing to be part of.

Ronnie Karam (3:53)

And they come in and they are doing the audition thing, which people do on these shows all the time. Like when it's your first season, you're auditioning and everyone's really trying so hard. And it is hilarious because no one else really is. Like they've all been here and they're like, maybe I'll have a moment later or whatever. But they're like, oh, really? What did you, you know, they're trying really hard. It's very community theater minded. And they're in like the big city, you know? And it was cute. It was awkward.

Rosie comes off as totally like, I mean, they just all come off as so...

SPEAKER_7 (4:29)

Yeah, Rosie's chewing gum.