#3505 Below Deck Med S11E11 Part Two: It’s Hard Out Here for a Shrimp

**Ben Mandelker** (0:08)
Watch What Crappens Well hello and welcome to Watch What Crappens.

**Ronnie Karam** (0:25)
This is part two of a two-part recap. If you're like, hey, wait a minute, I didn't hear part one. Guys, it's because we put out a lot of recaps. Go back and listen to part one, okay? It's before this one.
Bye, enjoy the show.

**Ben Mandelker** (0:39)
So then we see Sandy texting Norma, and she's like, bloop. Hey Norma, we're covered this charter, much like I'm sure you're covered in a big formless dress right now.
But like, we definitely need a deck hand for the next one. So please let me know if you find someone.

**Ronnie Karam** (0:57)
Bloop.

**Ronnie Karam** (1:01)
Well, hopefully if I do find someone, they're not as terrible as you, or I'm staying single forever.

**Ronnie Karam** (1:06)
Bloop. Bloop.

**Ben Mandelker** (1:09)
That's not an if, you're, that's a guarantee on that front Norma. Hate to break it to you.

**Ronnie Karam** (1:14)
Bloop.

**Ronnie Karam** (1:16)
Oh really? Then why do I have this handsome man texting me pictures of his penis over and over again and telling me he wants to run away with me?

**Ronnie Karam** (1:25)
Bloop.

**Ben Mandelker** (1:27)
Sorry, I believe that's my acting boss in Joe taking a picture of a canoe that he tied to the floats in a square shape. Kind of amazing if you really look at it. Eighth wonder of the world.

**Ronnie Karam** (1:36)
Bloop.

**Ronnie Karam** (1:38)
I saw that square shape and I thought, whoa, there's my, there's my engagement ring. Tell him I'm in.

**Ronnie Karam** (1:43)
Bloop.

**Ben Mandelker** (1:46)
Oh yeah, we'll get you on that square.
Well, I can't wait to show you the floaty square. It's breathtaking, Norma. I gotta say, it's absolutely breathtaking. Which I don't say that lightly because I've smelled your breath and that's not a breath I'd wanna take.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:05)
Bloop. Bloop.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:07)
Wow, I saw that square and the first thing I thought was, he made it into a shape of Captain Sandy's haircut.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:13)
Bloop.

**Ben Mandelker** (2:16)
I like to think my haircut is more of a tribute to that arch in St. Louis, but thanks anyway.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:22)
Bloop.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:24)
Love you, bitch.

**Ben Mandelker** (2:25)
Love you too, bitch.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:26)
So Sandy's like, uh-oh, feels like we're moving. Feels like we're moving. Uh-oh. What's going on? Hold on. Lou Diamond Phillips, tell me what's happening. Tell me what's happening on Wind Flicks. He's like, there's wind. Wind speed graphic, 18 knots.

**Ben Mandelker** (2:42)
Oh no.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:43)
Oh yes, he tracked.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:44)
Oh no.

**Ben Mandelker** (2:44)
Oh God. I feel like I'm in a tribute to Mr. Furley, because all I see are 18 knots.

**Ronnie Karam** (2:56)
I want to go back there. I got to see how hard it is to release. Jeez, ever since Luke left, things are getting harder to release. Am I right?

**Ben Mandelker** (3:05)
Okay, everyone, this is an emergency.
Bring in the water toys. We're a dragon anchor. This boat was not ready for the square. We gotta bring it in. Okay, it's hip to be square, but it's even hipper to not be broken.

**Ronnie Karam** (3:20)
Bring them in.
This boat's getting dragged harder than Norma would if there were Yelp reviews on dating sites. Come on, move it.

**Ben Mandelker** (3:31)
Okay, like any bachelor who sees Norma come in, gotta go inside, get out of here, come on.

**Ronnie Karam** (3:43)
So Joe's like, how long do we have until we drag onto the shore and all die?

**Ronnie Karam** (3:48)
So 30 minutes, bloops, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop.

**Ronnie Karam** (3:55)
He's running from one end of the rope to the other. Hurry, we're all gonna die.

**Ronnie Karam** (3:58)
We've got 30 minutes.

**Ronnie Karam** (3:59)
I like that they have it down to an exact size.

**Ben Mandelker** (4:01)
I know.

**Ronnie Karam** (4:02)
This.

**Ronnie Karam** (4:03)
You have 30 minutes left. Start the clock.

**Ben Mandelker** (4:06)
I know. Where's Chloe?
Oh God, we're about to hit a hard perimeter. We gotta get out of here. Okay, get those, if you don't get that slide into this boat within 30 minutes, we're all gonna die, okay? There's gonna be a huge explosion. I forgot to mention, everyone, we do have an atomic bomb on board, and its detonation is when the float square hits a rock. So God, we gotta do this, guys.

**Ronnie Karam** (4:32)
We've never gotten the toys in in less than 45 minutes, but we have to do it in 30 What are we gonna do?